Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Musically-passionate: Talks a lot about bands, gear and shows, e.g. praising speed metal and recommending bands in “Mas speed metal é música de verdade, convenhamos.” and listing concerts in “First concert: Exxotica Last concert: Voltrön…”.
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational jokes like “Rap de anime: da pra ouvir suas palavras Death metal: 'Ah matei minha tia a facadas ontem…'” and teasing in “Lembrei do guri em sobradinho… Mlk ficou o rolé quase todo sem camisa.”.
- Supportive-friend: Talks about saving or helping friends, e.g. “se não sou eu salvando a dondoca a cada 5min hein 🙄🙄🙄” and promoting a friend’s tarot work in “ai senhoras e senhores minha amiga faz tiragem de baralho cigano…”.
- Self-aware: Acknowledges own habits and limits, like messaging style in “sou tão doente que respondo mensagem do whatsapp de trás pra frente” and vocal training focus in “fiquei focado em treinar só a cantar medio pra agudo…”.
- Helpful-musician: Gives practical advice to others about music, such as bass practice tips in “treina devagar e vai aumentando velocidade aos poucos…” and wondering how big bands relate to their own songs in “Será q bandas grandes eles escutam a própria música?”.
Weaknesses:
- Judgmental-tone: Speaks deprecatingly about genres and artists, e.g. calling funk “porcarias” versus speed metal in “Mas speed metal é música de verdade, convenhamos.” and hating Axl Rose in “CORRENTE DO ÓDIO (coisas que odeio): famoso: Axl rose…”.
- Harsh-humor: Jokes can be aggressive, like “po galera vcs são burros?” and “tem mutual q tem 0 intimidade e quer forçar piada, tomanucu porraa”.
- Communication-fatigue: Shows low tolerance for longer interactions, e.g. “nem de amigo aguento ouvir 200 audios de 2min…”, which can make deeper conversations harder.
- Cynical-romance: Talks about relationships with a mix of desire and negativity, such as “casar: 😍😍😍 ter filhos: 💀💀💀” and joking about worst men to date in “Piores homens para se relacionar…”.
- Irritable-mood: Mentions waking up irritated in “ja acordei irritado” and complains about multiple situations (transport, calvície, work, scene), suggesting quick frustration.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user lines up best with Homer Simpson: a chaotic but good‑hearted guy who mixes laziness, strong opinions, and unexpected sincerity. Like Homer, he’s constantly oscillating between self‑deprecating humor and big emotions about everyday annoyances, such as complaining about commute misery in “1h in pé com o ônibus indo de boa sem quase parar: 😍😍😍 15min em pé com ônibus parado no trânsito: 💀💀💀” and griping about social media in “era melhor quando vc bloqueava e a pessoa bloqueada não conseguia mais ver suas postagens”. He’s obsessed with his hobbies the way Homer is with beer and TV: here it’s speed metal, bass and vocals, talking about bands nonstop in “Mas speed metal é música de verdade, convenhamos. É muito melhor que essas porcarias de funk. Escute Trojan, Agent Steel, Exciter, Iron Angel, Savage Grace e Rage…” and joking about teaching a future partner an instrument in “ensinarei a futura senhora speed a tocar instrumento… pra fazer um duo igual White stripes”. His romantic/relationship takes are dramatic but kind of goofy, like Homer’s clumsy love life, as seen in “casar: 😍😍😍 ter filhos: 💀💀💀” and his fantasy of using Lord of the Rings rings as wedding bands in “um dia usarei os anéis do senhor dos anéis de aliança”. He can be blunt and a bit grumpy about people, similar to Homer’s outbursts, in tweets like “po galera vcs são burros?” and “tem mutual q tem 0 intimidade e quer forçar piada, tomanucu porraa”, but underneath it he comes off as social, loyal to friends, and passionate about his scene, much like Homer ultimately is with his family and friends.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean introvert: despite being socially active online, they often describe themselves in solitary, low‑key contexts like gaming and commuting, e.g. joking about two days “só jogando” in “dois dias só jogando amém” and struggling to open up even to friends in “demoro mto pra falar, até pra amigo é difícil”. Their focus is strongly concrete and sensory—gear, buses, hair, physical fatigue—like asking how a character could physically endure earrings in combat in “como ele tankava lutar de brinco?” and contrasting different kinds of bus rides in “1h em pé com o ônibus indo de boa… 15min em pé com ônibus parado no trânsito”, suggesting S over N. The Thinking preference shows through in blunt, analytical judgments and teasing, e.g. “po galera vcs são burros?” and the deadpan list of “Piores homens para se relacionar” in this tweet, where he categorizes people by interests rather than focusing on feelings. He also frames preferences in a quasi-argumentative way about genres and bands, as in “Mas speed metal é música de verdade… é muito melhor que essas porcarias de funk”. Finally, his lifestyle reads as spontaneous and flexible rather than structured: he jokes about wanting to replay games “só de brincadeira” in “bateu vontade de zerar GOW 1 e 2 de novo”, thinks about experimenting with his hair on a whim in “estou pensando em aprontar uma no meu cabelo”, and talks about training music in a relaxed, non‑systematic way in “eu sou preguiçoso n treino exercícios… eu por exemplo treinei muito tocar pizzicato com iron maiden e metallica”, all pointing toward a Perceiving preference. Combined—reserved but social, concrete and hands‑on with music and games, bluntly logical, and go‑with‑the‑flow—this overall pattern fits best with ISTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If speed metal is ‘real music’ and funk is trash, where do we file the sound of my heart when you said you’d use Lord of the Rings rings as wedding bands? Because that’s some epic-power-metal-tier commitment material right there.
- You’re a vocalist/bassist, hate nu metal, love Kai Hansen, and still wonder if big bands listen to their own songs… how about we solve that: you record a song about us, and we spend the night looping it like it’s Savage Grace’s debut.
- You said you’d teach your future ‘senhora speed’ an instrument to be a duo like White Stripes. I already play the role of obsessively supportive partner—just need you to hand me a bass or a guitar and the setlist for Metalminator.
- You joked there are no women bassists and that the worst men to date have short hair, watch football and don’t play an instrument. I don’t know which list I’m on, but I’m ready for the ultimate test: can I at least earn a spot as your favorite NPC in Fallout?
- You’ve got 400+ hours in Monster Hunter and Fallout, complain about bus rides, and still find time to record vocals with a ton of backing tracks. With that stamina, I’m sure you can tank one more quest: a co‑op run where our first mission is ‘Date at Shopping Eldorado’.
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Speed metal throat + bass nerd from SP. Frontman of Metalminator. Once played Jackson 5 on a Jackson bass with a Black Power and never looked back.– @robbypitbullgre
Your signature cocktail
Speed Metal Bus Ride
This cocktail hits like a late-night speed metal riff: strong, fast, and a little chaotic, just like a guy who is both vocalist and bassist in a band and casually tweets “vocal de mais 3 musicas feitas, enchi de backing vocal sefoda”. The cachaça infused with coffee beans channels the grind of someone who still has to take the bus to work — “se eu tivesse carro morando onde moro ainda teria q ir trabalhar de ônibus KKKKKKKKKKKK” — while the red chili liqueur reflects the fiery way he talks about music, defending that “Mas speed metal é música de verdade, convenhamos”. Passion fruit juice brings in the playful, flirty side of a guy who warns “sei flertar e falar de musica cuidado” and dreams of teaching the “future senhora speed” to play to make a duo like White Stripes (“ensinarei a futura senhora speed a tocar instrumento [...] pra fazer um duo igual White stripes”). A dash of Fernet adds bitterness for his sharp takes — from saying “Piores homens para se relacionar” with brutal honesty to admitting “ninguém aguenta alguém q ta o tempo todo mal”. The smoked salt rim represents the small-town metalhead who still wants something épico out of life, torn between nostalgia, irritation, and hype when he tweets “incrível o dia q n da pra eu ir na glam slam: vai a banca toda [...] isso não existe cara” and “dois dias só jogando amém”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their tweets show a strong emphasis on loyalty, work ethic, and being a decent friend, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They talk about tiring, everyday grind without self‑pity and in a down‑to‑earth way, like standing long commutes by bus: “foda que é tipo 1h em pé com o ônibus indo de boa sem quase parar: 😍😍😍 15min em pé com ônibus parado no trânsito: 💀💀💀”, and focusing hard on practicing vocals even when it backfires: “fiquei focado em treinar só a cantar medio pra agudo que fui cantar grave e n deu KKKKKK tive q subir uma oitava”. There’s clear care for how they treat others and for boundaries, e.g. not liking to mix romance and work: “não se come a carne onde se ganha o pão, fica a dica” and getting annoyed by people with fake intimacy: “tem mutual q tem 0 intimidade e quer forçar piada, tomanucu porraa”. They also consistently hype friends and scenes—promoting a friend’s tarot work: “ai senhoras e senhores minha amiga faz tiragem de baralho cigano e a bicha manja, seguem la e façam tiragem com ela”—and joke about always being the one to help: “se não sou eu salvando a dondoca a cada 5min hein 🙄🙄🙄”. While they are witty and opinionated, the through-line is persistence, groundedness, and looking out for others over ego, which aligns more with Hufflepuff than with the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Eagle Fly Free - Helloween
A song that best fits them is Eagle Fly Free by Helloween, a classic speed/power metal anthem full of energy and idealism. They openly present themselves as a speed/power metal fan and musician — “Vocalista/Baixista do Metalminator… Fã de Speed e Power metal” — and even joke about not wanting “[Helloween associated to LoL]”(https://x.com/robbypitbullgre/status/2022024233275256911), showing how seriously they take that scene. The song’s soaring, optimistic feel matches how they dream about relationships and future plans, like “[teaching the future Mrs. Speed to play an instrument to make a White Stripes-style duo]”(https://x.com/robbypitbullgre/status/2020888850352984392) and using “[Lord of the Rings rings as wedding bands]”(https://x.com/robbypitbullgre/status/2021053498318782564). At the same time, their timeline mixes humor, mild irritations, and day‑to‑day struggles — commuting, work, social life — while still pushing forward creatively with “[recording vocals and piling on backing vocals]”(https://x.com/robbypitbullgre/status/2021705431295394174), which fits the song’s theme of resilience and freedom. Overall, Eagle Fly Free captures both their love of classic European power metal and their personality: passionate, slightly chaotic, nerdy, and always aiming higher.
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