Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong emotional investment in Santos, e.g. planning to go to Vila and support the team despite frustration: “e semana que vem eu vou ta la na vila apoiando esses guerreirinhos…”.
- Honest critic: Gives direct, specific evaluations of players and staff, like analyzing Lira’s performance and lack of bench options: “pessimo jogo do lira hj, mas o banco é o escobar, nao tem opcao”.
- Analytical thinker: Breaks down structural issues such as transfer policy and squad building costs: “vai mais de 25 milhoes de dolares em 4 caras que sao nota 6/7, nenhum realmente resolve jogo”.
- Social awareness: Critiques broader social/academic problems, like hazing culture harming students’ lives: “vc n ir em um trote da faculdade e possivelmente ter sua vida academica totalmente prejudicada por isso escancara o atraso…”.
- Humorous sarcasm: Uses humor and irony to react to football discourse, e.g. mocking exaggerated comparisons: “começou essa papagaida, daq a pco vao falar q ja é maior q o neymar tbm”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and profanity toward players and others, like calling a player “merda” and cursing staff: “vtnc agr da pra entender pq q esse merda nao era relacionado, vtnc tbm schmidt”.
- Pessimistic outlook: Expresses strong hopelessness about Brazil and local context: “bagulho é sair logo do brasil mesmo, essa merda aq não tem salvação”.
- Impulsive reactions: Posts immediate, emotional takes during games, swinging between praise and heavy criticism of the same players, e.g. Miguelito being useless then later helpful: “nunca achei que o miguelito ia ser util pro santos” vs. “nunca vou entender o problema de colocar os mlk da base pra jogar…”.
- Generalized negativity: Often describes institutions and people in absolute negative terms, like calling the country a “lugar de merda infernal” after a university issue: “realmente tao criando uma geracao de imbecis”.
- Personal attacks: Criticism sometimes shifts from performance to personal offense toward players or referees, e.g. “ngm derruba o kr, um lixo desse foi trombando e passa por td mundo”.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
This user most closely resembles Comic Book Guy: hyper-opinionated, deeply into his niche fandoms, and constantly delivering sharp, dramatic criticism. He rants in detail about football signings and management just like Comic Book Guy tears apart comics and movies, for example calling signings a waste of money: “4 milhoes de dolares nesse sr zagueiro que todos os scouts e influencers adoraram, parabens” and “VSFD 4 MILHOES DE DOLARES NUM MERDA DESSE”. His tone is extremely judgmental and absolute, as in “bagulho é sair logo do brasil mesmo, essa merda aq não tem salvação” and “site do socio rei é uma merda”, which mirrors Comic Book Guy’s constant "worst ever" energy. At the same time, he’s a passionate, very online nerd about his interests (Santos FC, EA FC/FIFA, football discourse), obsessively analyzing details like a true geek: “jogo ta morrendo por causa disso aq, pra que eu vou me matar em rivals ou sb pra tirar algo bom se uma evo é melhor”. He also balances his negativity with flashes of genuine enthusiasm and reverence for idols, such as Neymar: “fala dele.” and his lengthy defenses of players he admires, which fits Comic Book Guy’s mix of cynicism and hardcore fan devotion.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: their tweets center on personal reactions to football, games, and frustrations rather than social life or attention‑seeking, and even their academic life is framed in a solitary way, like “vc n ir em um trote da faculdade e possivelmente ter sua vida academica totalmente prejudicada por isso escancara o atraso e a maldicao desse país, que lugar de merda infernal”. They are clearly Sensing over Intuition, constantly focusing on specific matches, players, and concrete events such as “pessimo jogo do lira hj, mas o banco é o escobar, nao tem opcao” and detailed transfer fees like “4 milhoes de dolares nesse sr zagueiro que todos os scouts e influencers adoraram, parabens”, rather than on abstract theories. Their style is strongly Thinking: they are blunt, critical and fact‑focused even when annoyed, as in “posso ta falando mto merda, mas a contracao de rollheiser, alexis, adonis e barreal acabaram com as chances de boas contratacoes no santos… 25 milhoes de dolares em 4 caras que sao nota 6/7, nenhum realmente resolve jogo” and “alisson é realmente um puta goleiro, mas goleiro bom é aquele que decide jogo… tambem nao colaborou, n pegou um penalti em 2022...”. They skew Perceiving rather than Judging: they complain about chaos and bad structures instead of describing plans or systems, e.g. “jogo ta morrendo por causa disso aq, pra que eu vou me matar em rivals ou sb pra tirar algo bom se uma evo é melhor” and the spontaneous, in‑the‑moment reactions like “KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK tem q parabenizar a torcida deles…”. Taken together—reserved personal life, concrete and technical focus on games and football, logical and often harsh evaluations, and a reactive, go‑with‑the‑flow attitude—ISTP fits better than more structured or people‑oriented types.
Some pickup lines for you
- You say the game you loved is over and EA is killing Rivals, but if we queued into duos life-mode, I promise our chemistry would have better rewards than any EVO upgrade.
- You analyze Santos like a hardcore scout—Rollheiser, Barreal, Alexis, Adonis, everyone—but I’m just here wondering if you’ve already spent those 25 million imaginary dollars on your true franchise player: me.
- You went to Neo Química Arena, paid 100 reais on a Thursday at 8 p.m. to watch Ze Ivaldo & friends… if you’re willing to suffer that much for football, imagine the level of dedication you’d bring to a relationship.
- You defend Neymar’s World Cup legacy with data, complain about Alisson not deciding games, and still find time to praise Brazão’s saves—can you use that same vision to see that us together has way more upside than any Selecão call-up?
- You talk about ‘Sic Parvis Magna’ in your bio and rage about Brazilian college hazing and this ‘merda’ country, but honestly, I’d start small with you anywhere—Vila Belmiro, a FIFA lobby, even a trote you skipped—as long as it ends in something great between us.
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Santos sufferer, FUT grinder & uni survivor. Once spent 100 reais to watch Escobar start and still renewed my Sócio Rei. Opinions always in extra time.– @Robert130703
Your signature cocktail
Sic Parvis Manguaça
This strong, mixed-spirits base mirrors how you bounce between passion and rage: one minute screaming “VAMOOOOOOOOOOOO”, the next dropping a resigned “bagulho é sair logo do brasil mesmo, essa merda aq não tem salvação”. The aguardiente nods to the little flag in your name and your Latin American football soul, while the cachaça anchors your life as a suffering Santos fan who pays 100 reais to support “esses verme”. Fresh lime juice adds that acidic sarcasm you use when calling contratação de gringo por milhões de dólares de “nota 6/7” in threads like “somando so o valor de transferencia… nenhum realmente resolve jogo”. Tonic bitters capture your bitter but lucid tactical takes, like when you admit “pessimo jogo do lira hj, mas o banco é o escobar, nao tem opcao” in this tweet. The spicy chili salt rim reflects the way you fire shots at everyone—EA, torcida, juiz, trote de faculdade—whether it’s calling FUT “o jogo que eu tanta amava acabou mesmo” in this lament or detonating a zagueiro with a clean “VSFD 4 MILHOES DE DOLARES NUM MERDA DESSE”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Robert shows strong Gryffindor traits: he’s passionate, confrontational, and quick to stand up for what he thinks is right, even if it means going against his own club or majority opinion. He repeatedly calls out players, coaches, and management very directly, like when he blasts signings and decisions with tweets such as “4 milhoes de dolares nesse sr zagueiro que todos os scouts e influencers adoraram, parabens” and “VSFD 4 MILHOES DE DOLARES NUM MERDA DESSE”, which shows impulsive, fearless criticism. At the same time, he frames himself as the fan who still goes to the stadium and suffers for the team, as in “8 hrs de uma quinta feira, 100 reais pra ver o jogo e eu tenho q apoiar esses verme, tenho q aplaudir ze ivaldo e companhia” and “e semana que vem eu vou ta la na vila apoiando esses guerreirinhos”, revealing a brave, almost martyr-like attachment. He also rants fiercely about social issues and Brazil itself, e.g. “vc n ir em um trote da faculdade e possivelmente ter sua vida academica totalmente prejudicada por isso escancara o atraso e a maldicao desse país, que lugar de merda infernal” and “bagulho é sair logo do brasil mesmo, essa merda aq não tem salvação”, which shows a hot-blooded moral outrage typical of Gryffindors. While there are hints of analysis and loyalty, his dominant mode is emotional, bold, and reactive rather than methodically clever like a Ravenclaw or coldly strategic like a Slytherin. Overall, the combination of outspoken courage, willingness to clash, and a strong sense of personal conviction fits Gryffindor best.
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Your song
Lose Yourself - Eminem
A fitting song for Robert is Lose Yourself by Eminem, because it captures the intensity, frustration, and passion he constantly shows for football, gaming, and life. He lives everything at 220 volts, from harsh criticism of his team like “pessimo jogo do lira hj, mas o banco é o escobar, nao tem opcao” and “VSFD 4 MILHOES DE DOLARES NUM MERDA DESSE” to deep disappointment with the game he once loved: “o jogo que eu tanta amava acabou mesmo”. The song’s themes of grinding despite setbacks match his reality of studying and dealing with stress, like “e mais uma vez o krl do 1 dia da 2 fase acaba com a minha nota vtnc” and his anger at how university culture works: “vc n ir em um trote da faculdade e possivelmente ter sua vida academica totalmente prejudicada por isso escancara o atraso e a maldicao desse país”. At the same time, he still shows up for his team and his passions, reflected in “e semana que vem eu vou ta la na vila apoiando esses guerreirinhos”, which echoes the song’s vibe of not giving up and seizing every chance. The mix of rage, resilience, and love for what he does is exactly the emotional core of Lose Yourself.
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