robertkittymeow
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Posts ballet outfits, cosplay ideas, crochet, and journal supplies, showing artistic interests.
- Expressive: Openly shares mental health feelings, e.g., "something is so deeply wrong with me... therapy center rn".
- Socially Engaged: Comments on cultural topics and community issues, such as racism and the K‑pop dance community.
- Energetic: Frequent, varied tweets with multiple images demonstrate high activity and enthusiasm.
- Self-Aware: References OCD, BPD, and therapy, indicating awareness of personal mental‑health challenges.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Expresses desire to spend $200 on new clothes after a single affirmation, showing impulsive spending.
- Oversharing: Publicly details therapy visits and mental‑health crises, revealing excessive personal disclosure.
- Profane: Uses profanity and threats, e.g., "fucking fuck ass STM you will rot in hell", indicating harsh language.
- Attention-Seeking: Frequently asks for validation, like "please come back" and seeks workout advice, showing need for attention.
- Confrontational: Engages in heated statements about race and relationships, e.g., "being accused of racism..." and "I'm not an ugly racist bitch...".
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user’s rebellious, chaotic tone and constant conflict with authority mirrors Bart’s trouble‑making personality, as seen in tweets like 'last minute cramming before a final it’s not looking too good 😛' and 'depressed so I’m signing up for more ballet classes after therapy. Fuck school'. Their penchant for edgy humor and self‑destructive jokes (e.g., 'if you’re unironically like this you need to kill yourself NOW') aligns with Bart’s sarcastic, often dark humor. The frequent references to being 'hate crimed', 'cancel culture', and provocatively challenging social norms echo Bart’s habit of pushing boundaries and provoking reactions. Their impulsive self‑promotion ('My twitter is my dating profile…') and love of pranks ('Got violently humbled in ballet again doing a combination anyways my fit was cute') further reinforce a Bart‑like character. Overall, the blend of teenage angst, defiant attitude, and comedic self‑inflicted drama best fits Bart Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
The user's tweets focus heavily on personal feelings and inner experiences, indicating introversion, as seen in "something is so deeply wrong with me,,, good thing I’m at the therapy center rn will update if there’s anything new" and "I’m depressed so I’m signing up for more ballet classes after therapy. Fuck school". Their content is grounded in concrete, sensory details like fashion and food, such as "cashmere sweater from uniqlo… i am thinking about you…." and "I just got hate crimed", reflecting a sensing preference. The language frequently expresses emotions and values, for example "thank you for my first year of streaming and shoutout my biggest fans I’m also your biggest fans 🙂↕️" and "At least at the end of the day I’m not an ugly racist bitch with a zionist boyfriend <3", which points to feeling. The user’s spontaneous, flexible posting style and lack of firm plans, evident in "last minute cramming before a final it’s not looking too good 😛" and "I need that mob sweater wtf", suggests a perceiving attitude. Together these traits align best with the ISFP type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Seeing you struggle with hip flexors and turnout makes me want to be your at‑home workout buddy—I'll count your reps and steal your heart with every plié.
- Your reading journal could use a co‑author; how about we meet over a French vanilla latte (the one the barista loved on your bear hat) and draft the first page together?
- If Minou gives her paw‑print approval, let's have a cat‑café date where the barista already knows my name and your bear hat is the official uniform.
- I may not have a devil fruit, but I can promise an adventure worthy of Nico Robin—let's steal the treasure of each other's smiles at the next comic‑con.
- I hear you're getting back into crochet; I'll gladly pay your $10 DM fee in yarn and sweet compliments—maybe we can stitch a blanket that keeps us warm through every ballet rehearsal.
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Your new Twitter bio
Ballet dancer, cat cuddler 🐱 (my cat thinks I'm a teacher), coffee lover ☕. Avid reader, journal keeper & cosplay fan. Mental health advocate. 22.– @robertkittymeow
Your signature cocktail
Midnight Catnip Ballerina
‘Vampire girlfriend 🖤’ captures the dark edge of the drink, while the black vodka gives it a midnight bite. A splash of vanilla espresso liqueur nods to the ‘large French Vanilla with extra espresso shots 🔥’ obsession and adds a smooth, caffeinated warmth. Lavender honey syrup brings the delicate grace of ballet, echoing the tweet ‘depressed so I’m signing up for more ballet classes after therapy.’ A dash of catnip‑infused simple syrup is a tribute to Minou, the ‘diva’ cat that the user calls ‘Miumiu.’ Finally, a sprinkle of edible silver glitter mirrors the sparkle of cosplay dreams like ‘Going to comiccon always makes me wanna cosplay … I will be doing Nico Robin one day’ and the love for journaling.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user repeatedly emphasizes personal advancement and strategic self‑promotion, hallmark traits of Slytherin. For example, they say, 'Telling people I have a savings account for emergencies but really it’s just my Beyoncé funds for the act3 world tour,' showing ambition for high‑profile experiences. They also write, 'I need that mob sweater wtf' and 'I will spend that $200 on new clothes in my cart rn,' displaying a drive to acquire status symbols. Additionally, they treat their Twitter as a dating tool – 'My twitter is my dating profile, if you’re ghosted I swiped left and if you have my number I swiped right' – illustrating resourcefulness and self‑interest.
Your movie
Your song
Bad Guy - Billie Eilish
The user's dark aesthetic and references to inner turmoil, like "Vampire girlfriend 🖤" and "I know it’s time to sleep when I start hearing voices in my head", match the eerie, off‑beat vibe of Billie Eilish’s “Bad Guy”. Their bold self‑description "I'm not a good girl I'm a bad bitch get it right" directly echoes the song’s refrain “I’m the bad guy”. The mix of depressive feelings and coping through ballet, shown in "depressed so I’m signing up for more ballet classes after therapy. Fuck school", aligns with the track’s lyrical theme of embracing a flawed, rebellious identity. Their longing for love, as in "Holding myself back from texting him i love you please come back", mirrors the track’s flirtatious yet guarded tone about wanting attention while staying dangerous. Overall, the combination of dark humor, mental‑health references, and a defiant “bad‑guy” persona makes “Bad Guy” by Billie Eilish the most fitting song.
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