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Your Simpsons character
The user’s rebellious, chaotic tone and constant conflict with authority mirrors Bart’s trouble‑making personality, as seen in tweets like 'last minute cramming before a final it’s not looking too good 😛' and 'depressed so I’m signing up for more ballet classes after therapy. Fuck school'. Their penchant for edgy humor and self‑destructive jokes (e.g., 'if you’re unironically like this you need to kill yourself NOW') aligns with Bart’s sarcastic, often dark humor. The frequent references to being 'hate crimed', 'cancel culture', and provocatively challenging social norms echo Bart’s habit of pushing boundaries and provoking reactions. Their impulsive self‑promotion ('My twitter is my dating profile…') and love of pranks ('Got violently humbled in ballet again doing a combination anyways my fit was cute') further reinforce a Bart‑like character. Overall, the blend of teenage angst, defiant attitude, and comedic self‑inflicted drama best fits Bart Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user's tweets focus heavily on personal feelings and inner experiences, indicating introversion, as seen in "something is so deeply wrong with me,,, good thing I’m at the therapy center rn will update if there’s anything new" and "I’m depressed so I’m signing up for more ballet classes after therapy. Fuck school". Their content is grounded in concrete, sensory details like fashion and food, such as "cashmere sweater from uniqlo… i am thinking about you…." and "I just got hate crimed", reflecting a sensing preference. The language frequently expresses emotions and values, for example "thank you for my first year of streaming and shoutout my biggest fans I’m also your biggest fans 🙂↕️" and "At least at the end of the day I’m not an ugly racist bitch with a zionist boyfriend <3", which points to feeling. The user’s spontaneous, flexible posting style and lack of firm plans, evident in "last minute cramming before a final it’s not looking too good 😛" and "I need that mob sweater wtf", suggests a perceiving attitude. Together these traits align best with the ISFP type.

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Ballet dancer, cat cuddler 🐱 (my cat thinks I'm a teacher), coffee lover ☕. Avid reader, journal keeper & cosplay fan. Mental health advocate. 22.– @robertkittymeow

Your signature cocktail
‘Vampire girlfriend 🖤’ captures the dark edge of the drink, while the black vodka gives it a midnight bite. A splash of vanilla espresso liqueur nods to the ‘large French Vanilla with extra espresso shots 🔥’ obsession and adds a smooth, caffeinated warmth. Lavender honey syrup brings the delicate grace of ballet, echoing the tweet ‘depressed so I’m signing up for more ballet classes after therapy.’ A dash of catnip‑infused simple syrup is a tribute to Minou, the ‘diva’ cat that the user calls ‘Miumiu.’ Finally, a sprinkle of edible silver glitter mirrors the sparkle of cosplay dreams like ‘Going to comiccon always makes me wanna cosplay … I will be doing Nico Robin one day’ and the love for journaling.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly emphasizes personal advancement and strategic self‑promotion, hallmark traits of Slytherin. For example, they say, 'Telling people I have a savings account for emergencies but really it’s just my Beyoncé funds for the act3 world tour,' showing ambition for high‑profile experiences. They also write, 'I need that mob sweater wtf' and 'I will spend that $200 on new clothes in my cart rn,' displaying a drive to acquire status symbols. Additionally, they treat their Twitter as a dating tool – 'My twitter is my dating profile, if you’re ghosted I swiped left and if you have my number I swiped right' – illustrating resourcefulness and self‑interest.

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The user's dark aesthetic and references to inner turmoil, like "Vampire girlfriend 🖤" and "I know it’s time to sleep when I start hearing voices in my head", match the eerie, off‑beat vibe of Billie Eilish’s “Bad Guy”. Their bold self‑description "I'm not a good girl I'm a bad bitch get it right" directly echoes the song’s refrain “I’m the bad guy”. The mix of depressive feelings and coping through ballet, shown in "depressed so I’m signing up for more ballet classes after therapy. Fuck school", aligns with the track’s lyrical theme of embracing a flawed, rebellious identity. Their longing for love, as in "Holding myself back from texting him i love you please come back", mirrors the track’s flirtatious yet guarded tone about wanting attention while staying dangerous. Overall, the combination of dark humor, mental‑health references, and a defiant “bad‑guy” persona makes “Bad Guy” by Billie Eilish the most fitting song.

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