RobertOdoHouse
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Analytical: He notices technical detail and infers competence or incompetence — e.g. calling out optics: 'the rifles having scopes that clearly aren't LPVOs' shows close, technical reading of evidence.
- Witty: He deploys tight, dark humour in short quips like '"They will never notice their money is missing."' that convey a comic worldview efficiently.
- Cultured: Frequent literary and pop references — mentioning 'Judge Holden' and being a 'Rene Auberjonois fan' plus DS9 location — show broad cultural literacy.
- Strategic: He thinks in consequences and contingencies, visible in his mock‑legal scenario for Tarkov: 'if the trial is in Russia, it depends on if I can scrape together enough Bitcoin and blackmail the judge'.
- Technically curious: Interest in aerospace programs and specifics like NGAD and Boeing competence — 'Here's hoping that Boeing's been shuffling all of its competent people into the NGAD program' — signals a curiosity for complex engineering systems.
Weaknesses:
- Cynical: He tends toward bitter or dark readings of events, as with 'nine self organized deportation lists' and the mockery implicit in those tweets, which can alienate others.
- Elitist: Policy stances like 'Legalizing controlled stimulants but only for fully employed engineers' reveal exclusionary, technocratic impulses that many would find off‑putting.
- Provocative: He makes intentionally sharp, inflammatory jokes — e.g. 'They will never notice their money is missing.' — which risk backlash and misinterpretation.
- Detached: A spectator stance — 'monitoring the situation' and gamified takes on social issues — suggests emotional distance from the people affected by those topics.
- Dark humor: His proclivity for morally ambiguous jokes (blackmail, deportation lists) can cross into tastelessness for some audiences, as the tone of several tweets indicates.
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns is the best Simpsons match: delighted at opportunities to profit or manipulate, fond of dark, detached quips, and prone to viewing people as expendable resources — this maps to tweets like '"They will never notice their money is missing."' and the tone of the deportation lists remark. Both take a humourously cold‑blooded approach to social arrangements and prefer to operate with a private, strategic logic rather than public empathy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
INTJ fits: Introversion shows in the observational, distanced tone and preferencing of strategy over social warmth (the 'monitoring the situation' persona); Introversion is illustrated by curt, crafted tweets rather than effusive threadstorms. Intuition is present in pattern‑spotting and hypotheticals — proposing 'Legalizing controlled stimulants but only for fully employed engineers' and the long‑view imagining of NGAD competence both indicate future‑oriented systems thinking. Thinking is dominant: he evaluates people and scenarios through competence and utility — 'Here's hoping that Boeing's been shuffling all of its competent people into the NGAD program' — rather than personal feelings. Judging appears in structured, consequential thinking and preference for ordered outcomes (observing 'they even had the decency to sort themselves in accordance to who needs to leave first'), indicating a planner’s mindset.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you were a DS9 episode, I'd binge you in one sitting and call it canon — want to go to 'The Lucky' with me?
- Are you a Tarkov extract? Because I'll do anything — even scrape together Bitcoin — to make sure you get out safely.
- Call me Boeing NGAD: I promise to quietly shuffle all my competent moves your way.
- They say 'They will never notice their money is missing.' — I say they won't notice one of their hearts gone either. Care to test that hypothesis?
- I reuse profile pictures for a reason — I'm reliable. Want a partner who's consistent in all the best ways?
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Rene Auberjonois devotee. DS9 headcanonist. Tactical gamer, aviation & kit nerd, and contrarian commentator — equal parts literary reference and dark meme. Opinions furnished with sarcasm and bad puns. 'Monitoring the situation' since always.– @RobertOdoHouse
Your signature cocktail
Deep Space Cynic
The 'Deep Space Cynic' is smoky, sharp, and a little medicinal — like Robert's jokes. Mezcal gives the charred, noir base matching dark humour ('They will never notice their money is missing.'), the dry vermouth lends an old‑world literary sophistication (Judge Holden and Rene Auberjonois references), and saline plus grapefruit add a bracing, technical edge that mirrors his tactical, engineered takes ('Legalizing controlled stimulants but only for fully employed engineers'). It's not sweet — it’s designed for someone who enjoys a slow, observant sip while 'monitoring the situation.'
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Slytherin fits because he prizes strategy, self‑selection of outcomes, and a certain ruthless efficiency: he notes 'nine self organized deportation lists' and praises sorting 'in accordance to who needs to leave first', which is coldly pragmatic. His scheming, hypothetical courtroom blackmail for Escape From Tarkov — 'if the trial is in Russia, it depends on if I can scrape together enough Bitcoin and blackmail...' — shows willingness to use cunning and advantage rather than moral idealism. He values competence and the preservation of in‑group advantage, as in 'Legalizing controlled stimulants but only for fully employed engineers.' Those traits map well to Slytherin ambition and resourcefulness.
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Sympathy for the Devil - The Rolling Stones
That song’s blend of suave irony, historical/reference‑laden narration, and a narrator who watches human folly with amused detachment suits Robert’s voice. Tweets like '"They will never notice their money is missing."' and the flippant, observational tone about deportation lists and judicial blackmail echo the song’s smile‑while‑cataloguing‑evil posture: amused, literate, and a little menacing.
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