RobertOdoHouse
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Mr. Burns is the best Simpsons match: delighted at opportunities to profit or manipulate, fond of dark, detached quips, and prone to viewing people as expendable resources — this maps to tweets like '"They will never notice their money is missing."' and the tone of the deportation lists remark. Both take a humourously cold‑blooded approach to social arrangements and prefer to operate with a private, strategic logic rather than public empathy.

Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ fits: Introversion shows in the observational, distanced tone and preferencing of strategy over social warmth (the 'monitoring the situation' persona); Introversion is illustrated by curt, crafted tweets rather than effusive threadstorms. Intuition is present in pattern‑spotting and hypotheticals — proposing 'Legalizing controlled stimulants but only for fully employed engineers' and the long‑view imagining of NGAD competence both indicate future‑oriented systems thinking. Thinking is dominant: he evaluates people and scenarios through competence and utility — 'Here's hoping that Boeing's been shuffling all of its competent people into the NGAD program' — rather than personal feelings. Judging appears in structured, consequential thinking and preference for ordered outcomes (observing 'they even had the decency to sort themselves in accordance to who needs to leave first'), indicating a planner’s mindset.

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Rene Auberjonois devotee. DS9 headcanonist. Tactical gamer, aviation & kit nerd, and contrarian commentator — equal parts literary reference and dark meme. Opinions furnished with sarcasm and bad puns. 'Monitoring the situation' since always.– @RobertOdoHouse

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The 'Deep Space Cynic' is smoky, sharp, and a little medicinal — like Robert's jokes. Mezcal gives the charred, noir base matching dark humour ('They will never notice their money is missing.'), the dry vermouth lends an old‑world literary sophistication (Judge Holden and Rene Auberjonois references), and saline plus grapefruit add a bracing, technical edge that mirrors his tactical, engineered takes ('Legalizing controlled stimulants but only for fully employed engineers'). It's not sweet — it’s designed for someone who enjoys a slow, observant sip while 'monitoring the situation.'

Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin fits because he prizes strategy, self‑selection of outcomes, and a certain ruthless efficiency: he notes 'nine self organized deportation lists' and praises sorting 'in accordance to who needs to leave first', which is coldly pragmatic. His scheming, hypothetical courtroom blackmail for Escape From Tarkov — 'if the trial is in Russia, it depends on if I can scrape together enough Bitcoin and blackmail...' — shows willingness to use cunning and advantage rather than moral idealism. He values competence and the preservation of in‑group advantage, as in 'Legalizing controlled stimulants but only for fully employed engineers.' Those traits map well to Slytherin ambition and resourcefulness.

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That song’s blend of suave irony, historical/reference‑laden narration, and a narrator who watches human folly with amused detachment suits Robert’s voice. Tweets like '"They will never notice their money is missing."' and the flippant, observational tone about deportation lists and judicial blackmail echo the song’s smile‑while‑cataloguing‑evil posture: amused, literate, and a little menacing.

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