Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Resilient mindset: She actively shifts from “depression music walks” to “hot girl strolls” to improve her mental wellbeing.
- Family oriented: She expresses deep gratitude for being a “daughter sister cousin niece & granddaughter” and cherishes “forming core memories” with younger cousins.
- Artistic appreciation: Robin finds calm in how “different pianists interpret articulate & ornament” music and dedicates time to learning Bach.
- Self-discipline: She maintains a “consistent” self-care routine and pushes through “roller pilates” despite the physical difficulty.
- Adventurous spirit: She embraces “side quests” by taking spontaneous train trips and expresses a desire to try “trapeze” courses.
Weaknesses:
- Poor morning routine: She struggles with “9:30am” appointments and finds it “so fucked up” to be awake when out of her work routine.
- Physical fragility: Her “hypermobile” joints and “loose ass skeleton” lead to frequent injuries, such as almost “breaking both wrists” during a handstand.
- Workplace negativity: She refers to her job as the “monday shift of doom and despair” and loudly laments having to work “MONDAYSSS”.
- Emotional isolation: She finds “lighting it on fire” more effective than “confiding in literally anyone” and struggles to share “struggles” online.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Robin mirrors Lisa’s sophisticated mix of high-culture interests and the relatable struggles of being a 'gifted' young person. She shares Lisa's musical dedication, noting how “learning s. heller & bach on piano rn my hands are about to Hurt” and her love for “listening to various ways different pianists interpret articulate & ornament” music. Like Lisa, she values intellectual and physical self-improvement, whether it's “falling back in love with reading” or pushing herself through “ROLLER PILATES”. Ultimately, she captures Lisa's essence by balancing a “studious by day” persona with a deep, soulful appreciation for art and personal growth.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Robin demonstrates Extroversion (E) through her vibrant engagement with the world and her family, describing herself as the “fun older cousin” who loves dancing and forming core memories. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her frequent pursuit of novelty and “side quests”, focusing on the vibe and potential of experiences rather than just practical details. She is a clear Feeling (F) type, making decisions based on emotional impact, such as “romanticising the train” and expressing deep gratitude for her “girlhood”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature is highlighted by her struggle with routines and her admission that she is “out of routine” when not working, preferring to go with the flow of her whims and “intense adrenaline”.
Some pickup lines for you
- I’m ready to be the Bach to your Heller—my hands might hurt from the practice, but I promise our duet would be a masterpiece.
- Are you a 9:30 AM appointment during a gap between jobs? Because you’re the only thing that could actually get me out of bed and into a routine.
- Forget the lash lift and tint—I’m already convinced you’re the main character of this prosperity era, and I’d love to be a recurring guest star.
- I heard you’re a fan of side quests and long train rides; how about we take a one-hour trip to nowhere just because we can?
- If you’re still looking for a pair of headphones that don’t give you a headache, you can just listen to me tell you how 'iconic' your 82-year-old grandfather is instead.
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21. Classical pianist & Pilates lover. Once spent a 15-minute train ride 'romanticising' the commute with club music. Building a life of books, tea, and art.– @robinfelicity
Your signature cocktail
The Side Quest Spritz
This cocktail captures Robin’s chaotic but aesthetic lifestyle, starting with a base of “rosé prosecco just because it’s pink IS the moment”. Since she is constantly “doing side quests like it’s a full time job”, the drink is experimental and fizzy, mirroring the adrenaline she finds at airports. We add a sharp shot of espresso because she’s often “so fucking tired” from the “monday shift of doom and despair”. Finally, it's served in a chilled glass to match that “so fucking cold in this conservatory” vibe, ensuring she can “serve cunt by night and studious by day”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Robin consistently identifies with the value of hard work, even when exhausted, noting “bees work hard too bby it’s all gonna be okay teamwork makes the dream work”. Her deep commitment to family and the joy she finds in “being the fun older cousin” and forming “core memories” with them highlights the Hufflepuff trait of loyalty. She finds magic in the mundane, such as “romanticising the train” and helping at a “hectic & exhausting” Christmas fete. Her grounded nature is further evidenced by her focus on consistent routines like “roller pilates” and her declaration that “rest day is ALWAYS still a stretch day”.
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Your song
Material Girl - Madonna
Robin’s digital presence is a vibrant mix of high-maintenance self-care, glamour, and the pursuit of a luxurious lifestyle, even when her bank account disagrees. She explicitly mentions “DANCING TO THE SPICE GIRLS AND BARBIE AND SHIT LIKE MATERIAL GIRL”, perfectly capturing her aesthetic of rosé prosecco, lash serums, and perfume. Her tweets often revolve around the cost of beauty, such as a “lash lift & tint journey that will destroy my bank balance” or trying on clothes she “can’t afford”. Despite the 'monday shift of doom,' she maintains a 'hot girl' energy and a focus on the finer things, making this classic anthem of materialistic fun her ideal theme song.
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