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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly toeing the line between edgy humor and outright troublemaking. Their over-the-top sexual shitposting, like “TO PUNHETANDO HORRORES JÁ FUI PRA CIMA E PRA BAIXO DE TODOS OS ÂNGULOS POSSÍVEIS…” and “TO SIRIRICANDO HORRORES JÁ ENFIEI TODOS OS DEDOS POSSÍVEIS…”, mirrors Bart’s tendency to be outrageous just to get a reaction. At the same time, they show a surprisingly soft, emotional side with tweets about their cat giving birth (“MINHA GATA ME ACORDOU AOS BERROS PRA EU VER O PARTO DELA”) and feeling humiliated in games (“Eu estou me sentindo completamente humilhado… ERA EU VS 3 MANO COM O DOBRO DE TROFÉU QUE EU”), similar to Bart’s hidden vulnerability under the prankster façade. Their love for drama and long-running beefs, as in “THE WAR IS OVER VADIAS FINALMENTE TERMINOU A TRETA DE 2 ANOS INTEIROS PORRAAAA”, also fits Bart’s flair for overdramatic conflicts. Overall, they combine juvenile humor, rebellious energy, and surprising loyalty to friends in a way that strongly echoes Bart.

Your MBTI personality Type
They present as more Extraverted (E) than introverted: they constantly interact with friends, group chats, and mutuals, celebrate follower milestones like “1.797 pessoas me seguindo eu estou com medo liguem pra polícia” and “Falta 266 pessoas pra eu ter 2.000 seguidores, nunca pensei que chegaria tão perto assim😭”, and talk about chaotic late‑night calls and projects with others in “4 da manhã com os guri Tamo criando oc/trio de brawler, ao mesmo tempo criando bagulho de fangame de fnaf…”. Their interests are strongly Intuitive (N): they love fandoms, OCs, elemental systems and identity frameworks like AOP in “NOSSA PQP EU ACABEI DE EXPLICAR TUDO SOBRE OS ELEMENTOS DE AOP PRO MEU GRUPINHO…”, and describe surreal dreams such as “hoje eu sonhei que eu era o poco do brawl stars e morri pra uma criatura Lovecraftiana 😞”, showing imagination and pattern‑seeking more than concrete, sensory focus. They lean Feeling (F) over Thinking: they talk openly about humiliation and emotions in Brawl Stars (“Eu estou me sentindo completamente humilhado…”), value emotional bonds and shared hatred with an ex in “A gente literalmente era inimigo e virou amigo por causa do ódio compartilhado…”, and defend others’ bodies and happiness in “Faz parte do edtwt e quer opinar sobre o corpo de gente que com certeza tá muito mais feliz que você Ah vai viver…”. Their style is highly Perceiving (P): they are impulsive, chaotic and flexible, constantly reacting in the moment with dramatic posts like “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…”, jumping between projects at 4 a.m., and reconsidering identity frameworks with lines like “espERA QUE COMO QUE EU FUI DE ENERGIA PRA MORTE?… VOU ESTUDAR DE NOVO SOBRE OS ELEMENTOS E TIRAR MINHAS PRÓPRIAS CONCLUSÕES” rather than sticking to a fixed plan. Overall, their sociable chaos, emotional intensity, fandom creativity, and spontaneous humor best match ENFP.

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15 ▪︎ BR ▪︎ draws, games & too many tier lists. Once had a cat give birth in my bed and still decided to stay online.– @robotcumdrinker

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This chaotic cocktail is sweet, loud, and a little unhinged, just like their timeline screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”. Spicy mango vodka captures their horny gremlin energy and overshare vibes from posts like “TO PUNHETANDO HORRORES... MINHAS BOLAS TÃO PISCANDO MAIS QUE PISCA PISCA DE NATAL” and “TO SIRIRICANDO HORRORES... MEU CLITÓRIS TA PISCANDO MAIS QUE PISCA PISCA DE NATAL”. The red energy drink is for their 4 a.m. chaos with friends in tweets like “4 da manhã com os guri Tamo criando oc/trio de brawler, ao mesmo tempo criando bagulho de fangame de fnaf” and their obsession with ‘energia’ and ‘sangue’ elements in “NOSSA PQP EU ACABEI DE EXPLICAR TUDO SOBRE OS ELEMENTOS DE AOP PRO MEU GRUPINHO”. Blue curaçao nods to their gaming/multifandom side—Roblox, Brawl Stars, Ultrakill—like “Tenho talassofobia e fui jogar um jogo de submarino no Roblox” and “Se o Chuck fosse bom pra outros modos de jogo eu seria main Chuck 😞”. The sour citrus mix reflects their petty, dramatic flair, dragging people with lines like “Eu nem citei nomes... mas se a carapuça serviu que enfie no cu” and melodrama like “Eu estou me sentindo completamente humilhado... NUNCA MAIS VOU JOGAR COM PESSOAS COM MUITO TROFÉU”. Finally, the pop-rocks sugar rim mirrors their glitchy, crackhead humor in “pinto coco mijo bosta crack” and their jump-scare life moments like “Eu esqueci que essa porra tava na frente da porta do meu quarto e levei o maior jumpscare da minha vida”, making each sip feel like your brain just opened Twitter at 3 a.m.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very strong Gryffindor-style mix of impulsiveness, emotional intensity, and confrontational bravery. When dealing with drama, they’re bluntly combative and unafraid to call people out, as in “Eu nem citei nomes e poderia ser qualquer um mas se a carapuça serviu que enfie no cu”, which shows a willingness to stand their ground even if it causes conflict. They also talk about being threatened and stalked online yet discuss it publicly with dark humor and bravado, as in “RAPAZIADA ADIVINHA SÓ TÃO AMEAÇANDO ME PERSEGUIR DE NOVO”, indicating a ‘hit me, I’ll bark louder’ attitude typical of Gryffindors. Their loyalty to friends and shared enemies is wrapped in that same fiery style: “Eu e o meu ex fofocando sobre um inimigo em comum, amo A gente literalmente era inimigo e virou amigo por causa do ódio compartilhado que temos por ele” shows passionate ride-or-die energy more than patient Hufflepuff loyalty. Even their over-the-top sexual jokes and chaotic humor, like “TO PUNHETANDO HORRORES…” and “Eu ia postar um 'AI CHUCK BRAWL STARS METE EM MIM🤤' mas lembrei que o cara é cadeirante e velho…”, read as recklessly bold rather than calculated or reserved, reinforcing that their core is loud, gutsy Gryffindor energy rather than studious Ravenclaw, ambitious Slytherin, or gentle Hufflepuff.

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A fitting song for them is “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance, because it channels chaotic, emotional teenage energy with dark humor and defiance. They’re openly 15 and very online, oscillating between jokes and intense feelings, like when they scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and talk about feeling "completely humiliated" in games (“Eu estou me sentindo completamente humilhado, nunca em toda minha evolução no brawl stars eu imaginaria sofrer tal coisa 😭”). The song’s theme of being overwhelmed and misunderstood lines up with their posts about drama and being threatened, like “RAPAZIADA ADIVINHA SÓ TÃO AMEAÇANDO ME PERSEGUIR DE NOVO” and “THE WAR IS OVER VADIAS FINALMENTE TERMINOU A TRETA DE 2 ANOS INTEIROS PORRAAAA”. At the same time, their timeline is full of irreverent sexual jokes and over-the-top humor (“TO PUNHETANDO HORRORES…”, “pinto coco mijo bosta crack”), which matches the song’s sardonic, rebellious tone. Their fascination with edgy/"blood" aesthetics and elements (“Rapaziada... Eu tô começando a achar que eu sou de sangue..”, “Nossa meu Deus como eu AMO as pessoas de sangue”) also fits the dramatic, slightly macabre vibe of The Black Parade era, making Teenagers feel like their soundtrack.

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