Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty: Uses sharp humor and wordplay, e.g. calling German 'the goofiest language' in “Alemão é a língua mais goofy já criada” and joking about 'market share of velho da Havan' in “pagar imposto pra garantir a fatia de mercado do velho da havan 🥰”.
- Self-aware: Openly reflects on own state and habits, like acknowledging social burnout in “tive uma overdose social esse fim de semana, preciso ficar 2 semanas seguidas em casa” and joking about being 'fabricated' by normal-grade distributions in “sou fabricado por minhas avaliações formarem uma normal?”.
- Intellectually curious: Shows interest in literature, theory, and niche media, e.g. reading a whole book in a day in “primeira vez que leio um livro inteiro em um dia, banger dms”, wanting to explore Kawabata in “vou começar a ler kawabata finalmente”, and citing Ted Kaczynski in an ecopol exam in “citei ted kaczynski na prova de ecopol3”.
- Politically engaged: Comments critically on politics and institutions, like criticizing SC electoral choices in “Mais um carioca querendo fazer carreira política em SC... não duvido mais da burrice eleitoral do catarinil” and mocking economic orthodoxy in “cada dia mais crente que economia é mais pseudociência que astrologia”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares difficult feelings and existential worries, such as not wanting to be 'just another gravestone' in “não quero ser só mais uma lápide no cemitério” and admitting to a night spent 'chewing on the past' in “passei a madrugada acordado remoendo o passado”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Expresses violent ideation toward self, e.g. “vontade de rasgar minha barriga com uma lâmina e sangrar até morrer.”, suggesting harmful coping with emotional distress.
- Aggressive: Uses hostile language and fantasizes about violence toward others or institutions, such as joking about arson in “se pa que é hoje que eu inicio um incendio criminoso nos correios” and calling a seller 'chinês fdp' in “chines fdp vendendo coisa que nao tem estoque”.
- Cynical: Shows deep distrust and pessimism, e.g. stating 'my heroes are dead and my enemies are in power' in “meus herois estao mortos e meus inimigos estao no poder” and saying the year was over for him very early in “ano nem começou e ja era pra mim”.
- Harshly judgmental: Makes sweeping, contemptuous generalizations, like 'dumb people should pay more tax' in “Gente burra devia pagar mais imposto” and mocking 'proleta' taste in “Prova cabal que pro proleta até pinga com tang uva serve”.
- Risky humor: Leans on edgy, dark, or inflammatory jokes that can alienate others, such as comparing banning a player to 'jailing Hitler for a traffic violation' in “banir o yiok por supostamente ser jobado é tipo prender hitler por uma infração de transito” and joking about 'chinês andando com brasileiro na coleira' in “em uma década teria chinês andando com brasileiro na coleira aqui”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: cerebral, self-aware, politically opinionated, but also emotionally volatile and prone to existential spirals. Like Lisa, they dive into books and culture, bragging a bit but with sincerity, as in reading a whole book in a day: “primeira vez que leio um livro inteiro em um dia, banger dms” and going to a Mishima exhibition: “exposição do mishima na BU”. Their academic grind and frustration with economics echo Lisa’s nerdy overachiever side and disillusionment: “iniciando os estudos p/ a quarta prova dessa semana (ainda tem apresentação de seminário sexta)” and “cada dia mais crente que economia é mais pseudociência que astrologia”. Politically and socially, they’re acerbic and critical of Brazil’s justice and politics, much like Lisa’s moral outrage, e.g. “hj descobri um segundo caso de alguem que dirigiu bebado, matou alguem e saiu impune por motivos de justiça do brasil” and “meus herois estao mortos e meus inimigos estao no poder”. At the same time, they show depressive, existential undertones—“não quero ser só mais uma lápide no cemitério” and “passei a madrugada acordado remoendo o passado. vontade de rasgar minha barriga com uma lâmina e sangrar até morrer.”—which fits Lisa’s tendency toward angst and feeling out of place in a stupid or unjust world.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert (I): they often mention social exhaustion and preferring solitary recovery, e.g. feeling socially overdosed and needing weeks at home listening to music in “tive uma overdose social esse fim de semana, preciso ficar 2 semanas seguidas em casa escutando kino em loop agr”, and their tweets center on inner thoughts, games, books, and academia rather than seeking attention or constant socializing. Their style is clearly Intuitive (N), constantly abstracting and theorizing about politics, culture, and history: they call economics more pseudoscience than astrology in “cada dia mais crente que economia é mais pseudociência que astrologia” and draw playful historical analogies like “JK foi herdeiro espiritual de Akhenaton”. They are strongly Thinking (T), with blunt, often cutting evaluations and a focus on logic or ideological consistency over harmony, as in “Gente burra devia pagar mais imposto” and the deadpan, analytical bitterness of “meus herois estao mortos e meus inimigos estao no poder”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving (P): they constantly reference last‑minute study grinds, chaotic workloads, and sudden plan changes like unexpectedly going to São Paulo in “minha mãe bateu na minha porta e aparentemente eu vou hj a noite pra SP, rolê random da porra”, and they frame semester’s end as a chaotic purgatory rather than something tightly planned in “final de semestre parece o purgatório. quando tu pensa que o sofrimento vai acabar tu levanta a cabeça e vê a luz ainda mais longe”. Taken together—the inward focus, abstract and ironic analysis of politics/literature, harsh intellectual humor, and somewhat unstructured student life—this profile best matches INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You cited Ted Kaczynski in an Ecopol exam and called economics more pseudo‑science than astrology; if you can rationalize that and still pass, maybe you can explain why my utility function spikes every time you tweet.
- You finished a whole book in one day and called it a banger—how about we speedrun Kawabata together in a used bookstore, then you can write a marginal analysis of how much my presence increased your consumer surplus.
- You: ‘first time I read a whole book in a day.’ Also you: ‘I don’t want to be just another gravestone.’ Me: statistically speaking, the probability of finding someone who reads Mishima, plays Fiddle at 3 a.m., and hates Campari is low enough that I’d like to invest long‑term.
- You’re out here grinding macro exams, ranting about Selic at 15% and the injustice of drunk drivers walking free… if you ever get tired of contemplating the collapse of Brazil, we could at least enjoy some autumn rain + jazz together—no Campari, I promise.
- You said going to a federal is like a meme, you listen to Kino on loop after social overdoses, and you think Balneário is a Goiano enclave—so when are we doing the most peak‑UFSC date possible: praia à noite, lol queue after, then complaining about Brasília until sunrise?
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Economics student in SC. Reads Kawabata, plays Fiddle in solo/duo, cites Ted Kaczynski on exams. Once rage‑tweeted an entire final semester.– @rocketsfallonro
Your signature cocktail
Winter’s Purgatory Highball
This drink starts with Campari, a nod to their passionate hatred of it — turning the "most disgusting thing" into fuel, just like they alchemize annoyance into jokes: “Campari é genuinamente a coisa mais asquerosa que eu já bebi”. A base of strong black coffee mirrors their caffeine-fueled all-nighters and academic grind, from citing Ted Kaczynski in exams to late-night theory sessions: “hj a noite vai ser monster + teoria geral do emprego + solo/duo de fiddle até as 3 da manha” and “citei ted kaczynski na prova de ecopol3”. The citrus soda or tonic lightens everything up, reflecting the sudden bursts of joy in books, games, and random trips: “primeira vez que leio um livro inteiro em um dia, banger dms” and “minha mãe bateu na minha porta e aparentemente eu vou hj a noite pra SP, rolê random da porra”. A dash of chili bitters brings a sharp, biting edge that matches their acerbic takes on politics, economics, and telecom rage: “cada dia mais crente que economia é mais pseudociência que astrologia” and “meu inimigo não é mais os correios, agora eu quero a obliteração completa da claro”. Finally, the orange twist is a small, aesthetic flourish for someone who openly admits: “É tudo pela estética”, and the whole mix lives up to their own description of end-of-semester life as a kind of stylish suffering: “final de semestre parece o purgatório”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user shows a strong intellectual and analytical streak that aligns best with Ravenclaw. They repeatedly frame life through study and theory, e.g. talking about "prova de macro 3" and how their head feels after it in “minha cabeça ta exatamente assim dps de sair da prova de macro 3”, and joking about equilibrium in an economics exercise in “15:10 de uma sexta e eu buscando o equilíbrio no mercado de cocos”. They engage deeply with books, anime, and film in a reflective way, such as reading a full book in one day and praising it as a "banger" in “primeira vez que leio um livro inteiro em um dia, banger dms”, and comparing tonal shifts in Madoka in “foda como muda o tom entre o primeiro e ultimo volume de madoka”. Their tweets reveal meta-commentary and skepticism, like calling economics more pseudo-science than astrology in “cada dia mais crente que economia é mais pseudociência que astrologia”, and referencing Ted Kaczynski in an ecopolitics exam answer in “citei ted kaczynski na prova de ecopol3”, which shows playful yet cerebral contrarianism rather than pure ambition or sentimentality. While there is some cynicism and dark humor, such as reflecting on not wanting to be "só mais uma lápide" in “não quero ser só mais uma lápide no cemitério”, it reads as philosophical introspection more than Slytherin self-preservation or Gryffindor dramatics. Overall, the blend of academic focus, literary/cultural curiosity, and sarcastic but thoughtful analysis fits Ravenclaw’s intellectual and contemplative profile far better than the other houses.
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Your song
The Suburbs - Arcade Fire
A well‑known song that fits them is The Suburbs by Arcade Fire, with its mix of nostalgia, frustration with the modern world, and a sense of being stuck between youth and adulthood. They constantly juggle university stress and existential dread, like when they say “final de semestre parece o purgatório. quando tu pensa que o sofrimento vai acabar tu levanta a cabeça e vê a luz ainda mais longe” and “não quero ser só mais uma lápide no cemitério”, which mirrors the song’s themes of growing up and fearing a meaningless life. Their sarcastic political and economic comments, such as “cada dia mais crente que economia é mais pseudociência que astrologia” and “pagar imposto pra garantir a fatia de mercado do velho da havan 🥰”, echo the song’s critique of hollow systems and suburban conformity. At the same time, they express a melancholic attachment to aesthetics, books, games, and late‑night moods—“praia de noite (outra vez)”, “chuvinha de outono + jazz”, “primeira vez que leio um livro inteiro em um dia, banger dms”—which matches the song’s bittersweet longing for a past that never fully existed. Their mix of irony, disillusionment, and quiet yearning for meaning feels very much like living inside the emotional landscape of The Suburbs.
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