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They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: cerebral, self-aware, politically opinionated, but also emotionally volatile and prone to existential spirals. Like Lisa, they dive into books and culture, bragging a bit but with sincerity, as in reading a whole book in a day: “primeira vez que leio um livro inteiro em um dia, banger dms” and going to a Mishima exhibition: “exposição do mishima na BU”. Their academic grind and frustration with economics echo Lisa’s nerdy overachiever side and disillusionment: “iniciando os estudos p/ a quarta prova dessa semana (ainda tem apresentação de seminário sexta)” and “cada dia mais crente que economia é mais pseudociência que astrologia”. Politically and socially, they’re acerbic and critical of Brazil’s justice and politics, much like Lisa’s moral outrage, e.g. “hj descobri um segundo caso de alguem que dirigiu bebado, matou alguem e saiu impune por motivos de justiça do brasil” and “meus herois estao mortos e meus inimigos estao no poder”. At the same time, they show depressive, existential undertones—“não quero ser só mais uma lápide no cemitério” and “passei a madrugada acordado remoendo o passado. vontade de rasgar minha barriga com uma lâmina e sangrar até morrer.”—which fits Lisa’s tendency toward angst and feeling out of place in a stupid or unjust world.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they often mention social exhaustion and preferring solitary recovery, e.g. feeling socially overdosed and needing weeks at home listening to music in “tive uma overdose social esse fim de semana, preciso ficar 2 semanas seguidas em casa escutando kino em loop agr”, and their tweets center on inner thoughts, games, books, and academia rather than seeking attention or constant socializing. Their style is clearly Intuitive (N), constantly abstracting and theorizing about politics, culture, and history: they call economics more pseudoscience than astrology in “cada dia mais crente que economia é mais pseudociência que astrologia” and draw playful historical analogies like “JK foi herdeiro espiritual de Akhenaton”. They are strongly Thinking (T), with blunt, often cutting evaluations and a focus on logic or ideological consistency over harmony, as in “Gente burra devia pagar mais imposto” and the deadpan, analytical bitterness of “meus herois estao mortos e meus inimigos estao no poder”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving (P): they constantly reference last‑minute study grinds, chaotic workloads, and sudden plan changes like unexpectedly going to São Paulo in “minha mãe bateu na minha porta e aparentemente eu vou hj a noite pra SP, rolê random da porra”, and they frame semester’s end as a chaotic purgatory rather than something tightly planned in “final de semestre parece o purgatório. quando tu pensa que o sofrimento vai acabar tu levanta a cabeça e vê a luz ainda mais longe”. Taken together—the inward focus, abstract and ironic analysis of politics/literature, harsh intellectual humor, and somewhat unstructured student life—this profile best matches INTP.

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Economics student in SC. Reads Kawabata, plays Fiddle in solo/duo, cites Ted Kaczynski on exams. Once rage‑tweeted an entire final semester.– @rocketsfallonro

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This drink starts with Campari, a nod to their passionate hatred of it — turning the "most disgusting thing" into fuel, just like they alchemize annoyance into jokes: “Campari é genuinamente a coisa mais asquerosa que eu já bebi”. A base of strong black coffee mirrors their caffeine-fueled all-nighters and academic grind, from citing Ted Kaczynski in exams to late-night theory sessions: “hj a noite vai ser monster + teoria geral do emprego + solo/duo de fiddle até as 3 da manha” and “citei ted kaczynski na prova de ecopol3”. The citrus soda or tonic lightens everything up, reflecting the sudden bursts of joy in books, games, and random trips: “primeira vez que leio um livro inteiro em um dia, banger dms” and “minha mãe bateu na minha porta e aparentemente eu vou hj a noite pra SP, rolê random da porra”. A dash of chili bitters brings a sharp, biting edge that matches their acerbic takes on politics, economics, and telecom rage: “cada dia mais crente que economia é mais pseudociência que astrologia” and “meu inimigo não é mais os correios, agora eu quero a obliteração completa da claro”. Finally, the orange twist is a small, aesthetic flourish for someone who openly admits: “É tudo pela estética”, and the whole mix lives up to their own description of end-of-semester life as a kind of stylish suffering: “final de semestre parece o purgatório”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows a strong intellectual and analytical streak that aligns best with Ravenclaw. They repeatedly frame life through study and theory, e.g. talking about "prova de macro 3" and how their head feels after it in “minha cabeça ta exatamente assim dps de sair da prova de macro 3”, and joking about equilibrium in an economics exercise in “15:10 de uma sexta e eu buscando o equilíbrio no mercado de cocos”. They engage deeply with books, anime, and film in a reflective way, such as reading a full book in one day and praising it as a "banger" in “primeira vez que leio um livro inteiro em um dia, banger dms”, and comparing tonal shifts in Madoka in “foda como muda o tom entre o primeiro e ultimo volume de madoka”. Their tweets reveal meta-commentary and skepticism, like calling economics more pseudo-science than astrology in “cada dia mais crente que economia é mais pseudociência que astrologia”, and referencing Ted Kaczynski in an ecopolitics exam answer in “citei ted kaczynski na prova de ecopol3”, which shows playful yet cerebral contrarianism rather than pure ambition or sentimentality. While there is some cynicism and dark humor, such as reflecting on not wanting to be "só mais uma lápide" in “não quero ser só mais uma lápide no cemitério”, it reads as philosophical introspection more than Slytherin self-preservation or Gryffindor dramatics. Overall, the blend of academic focus, literary/cultural curiosity, and sarcastic but thoughtful analysis fits Ravenclaw’s intellectual and contemplative profile far better than the other houses.

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A well‑known song that fits them is The Suburbs by Arcade Fire, with its mix of nostalgia, frustration with the modern world, and a sense of being stuck between youth and adulthood. They constantly juggle university stress and existential dread, like when they say “final de semestre parece o purgatório. quando tu pensa que o sofrimento vai acabar tu levanta a cabeça e vê a luz ainda mais longe” and “não quero ser só mais uma lápide no cemitério”, which mirrors the song’s themes of growing up and fearing a meaningless life. Their sarcastic political and economic comments, such as “cada dia mais crente que economia é mais pseudociência que astrologia” and “pagar imposto pra garantir a fatia de mercado do velho da havan 🥰”, echo the song’s critique of hollow systems and suburban conformity. At the same time, they express a melancholic attachment to aesthetics, books, games, and late‑night moods—“praia de noite (outra vez)”, “chuvinha de outono + jazz”, “primeira vez que leio um livro inteiro em um dia, banger dms”—which matches the song’s bittersweet longing for a past that never fully existed. Their mix of irony, disillusionment, and quiet yearning for meaning feels very much like living inside the emotional landscape of The Suburbs.

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