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The user perfectly mirrors Moe Szyslak's unique blend of aggressive pessimism and deep-seated misery. Much like Moe, the user frequently oscillates between violent outbursts and extreme melancholy, often expressing a desire to end it all, such as when they tweet, “vontade de chorar e morrer.” or “alexa me enche de bala”. Their obsession with a failing sports team (Palmeiras) echoes Moe's loyalty to a dingy bar and his various failed ventures, particularly when the user claims, “Meu coração tá doendo minha noite está chegando”. Ultimately, their combination of nihilistic humor and social alienation makes them a modern, digital incarnation of Springfield’s most depressed bartender.

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Netin exhibits Introversion (I) through a focus on internal emotional states and solitary niche interests, such as “Chorando p crl no estacionamento... com esse jass reflexivo”. His Intuition (N) is seen in his abstract, often surreal humor and dark metaphors, such as “Acho que os velhos anseiam pelas minas de carvão tanto quanto as crianças”. He leans heavily toward Feeling (F), as his timeline is dominated by raw, unfiltered emotional outbursts and hyperbolic sensitivity, notably when he claims “vontade de chorar e morrer” or expresses intense love for Palmeiras. Finally, his Perceiving (P) trait is evident in his chaotic, spontaneous posting style and his stated desire for a lifestyle of zero structure, such as his dream to “morar na rua me cobrir com papelao”.

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Passionate Palmeiras supporter and League of Legends enthusiast. Sharing deep-cut anime takes and reflections on life from the Shibata parking lot. 🧠⚽️🎮– @RockstarMxtp

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This drink is a volatile mess designed for someone who claims “it’s much easier to live drugged”. The high alcohol content reflects a personality that fluctuates between wanting to “be a soldier of God” and a desperate “desire to cry and die” whenever Palmeiras loses. The bitter profile matches his disdain for the team's management, often shouting “take your professional business management of the team” while spiraling into existential dread. It's served in a glass that looks like it's seen a “violent murder”, perfect for sipping while crying in a “Shibata parking lot” listening to reflective jazz.

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@RockstarMxtp exhibits the raw intensity and self-preservation typical of a darker Slytherin profile, often prioritizing his own emotional stakes over social niceties. His focus on status and leadership within his fandom is clear when he criticizes management, demanding a “gestão profissional empresarial” for his team. He displays a certain cunning and resourcefulness in his darker thoughts, such as “juntando dinheiro pra me matar, eu quero comprar uma 12 pra não ter o risco de ficar deficiente”, showing a calculated approach even to his own despair. Furthermore, his ambition for his interests is absolute, whether it's his obsession with Palmeiras or his demand that specific NBA teams win because “não pode ser nenhum outro time”. This blend of elitism, intense loyalty to his 'in-group,' and a disregard for those outside it—like his harsh critique of “pobre dms” users—solidifies his place in Slytherin.

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The user exhibits a deeply self-deprecating and unstable persona, oscillating between intense sports fanaticism and nihilistic despair. Their timeline is filled with expressions of unworthiness and a desire to disappear, such as “vontade de chorar e morrer.” and “a carrocinha devia me levar e fazer sabao”, which mirror the song's themes of self-loathing. The lyrics' focus on not belonging fits their erratic behavior and their claim that “Eu nunca entendi porra nenhuma”. Ultimately, their frequent mentions of being “deprimido e maligno” and wanting to end it all capture the raw, alienated essence of the track.

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