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Your Simpsons character
This user aligns most with Lisa Simpson, who is thoughtful, politically aware, artsy, and a bit of a perfectionist nerd. They care about social issues and justice, echoing Lisa’s activism, in tweets like “Strengthen PWD Discounts on Basic Necessities and Prime Commodities” and calling out ableism in “people's reaction to this, mocking Kim and everything is highkey ableist”. They’re a heavy reader and media lover with tracking apps (“idk man i keep letterboxd, goodreads, and last fm.”) and are literally tweeting about “Reading James Baldwin rn!”, which fits Lisa’s bookish, intellectual side. Their introspective mental health and therapy reflections, like “stigma against bpd is real yall”, mirror Lisa’s sensitivity and emotional depth. At the same time, they’re very online, artsy, and a bit theater-kid coded (“i am peak theater kid atm. no one can stop me bitch”), which matches Lisa’s love of music, performing, and being a little extra about her passions.

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They literally self-identify as an INFP-T in their bio (“she/her | infp t | 22”), and their tweets strongly match that: introspective, values-driven, and emotionally expressive. Their focus on inner life and mental health signals introversion, e.g. wondering “what do non mentally ill people have in their brains on idle time” and talking about therapy and diagnoses in a personal way “i told my therapist that i think i have bpd…”. They show clear intuition rather than sensing, jumping quickly to abstract takes about media, politics, and ethics, like critiquing physiognomy in “yall have to quit saying that it's bc she's evil. you don't know how dangerous physiognomy is” or reflecting on social structures in “Disney stop making live action movies… get some new IP”. Their values-first, empathetic style is very Feeling: they worry about fairness and harm (“imo housewives should still have a source of income… [men] leave them without alimony”](https://x.com/roisiepoisie/status/2007800667323445427) and “stigma against bpd is real yall”). Finally, their relationship with structure and planning is loose and exploratory rather than rigidly organized—evident in tweets like “it's that time of the year again where i overthink my journaling ecosystem” and their playful, spontaneous media habits—suggesting a Perceiving rather than Judging preference.

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22 • reader, theater kid, and serial app user (StoryGraph, Letterboxd, Goodreads). Once watched Les Mis then Googled Aaron Tveit for an hour.– @roisiepoisie

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A bright calamansi gin base nods to their Filipino roots and colorful jokes about home like “Filipino rooms r like bright green, orange, and pink lol”, giving the drink a vivid, chaotic warmth. Pink guava soda makes it bubbly and playful, echoing their theater-kid obsession and musicals discourse from posts like “i am peak theater kid atm. no one can stop me bitch” and all the Wicked/Les Mis tweets. Matcha syrup adds a thoughtful, slightly introspective sweetness that mirrors their journaling/reading habits and INFP vibes, hinted at in “i feel like 5 year journals are a scam” and “Reading James Baldwin rn!”. Tamarind bitters bring a tart, grounded edge for their social awareness and firm opinions, like calling out ableism or bad logic in tweets such as “yall have to quit saying that it's bc she's evil. you don't know how dangerous physiognomy is” and “legally, kind of bc who knows what's on Twitter's terms and conditions now. morally, this is fucked up logic”. Finally, a dusting of edible gold shimmer represents their soft kindness and the way they fight cynicism with affection, as seen in “sometimes i think this then i think of my favorite people and realize how amazing and kind they are... it does not pay to be cynical, I'm afraid”. This cocktail is lightly sweet, quietly strong, a little weird, and very online—just like them.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong intellectual and reflective streak that aligns most with Ravenclaw. They talk about juggling multiple tracking/reading apps like Letterboxd, Goodreads, Last.fm, and StoryGraph, clearly enjoying systems for media and learning, e.g. “idk man i keep letterboxd, goodreads, and last fm.” and “yall i made a new storygraph account. looking for moots on there!”. They also explicitly seek tools for organizing academic work, asking, “what was that app/website that lets you make tbrs for academic articles again 😭😭😭 i keep forgetting to bookmark the website”, which shows a love of structured learning. Their critique-oriented tweets—such as dissecting pop-culture and political comparisons with Glinda in Wicked (“I think the more accurate comparison would that be most people are the animals fleeing through the tunnel. I can see the reasoning behind sympathizing with Glinda, but saying people are just like her is pushing it considering Glinda is a figurehead in a political movement”) and objecting to physiognomy (“yall have to quit saying that it's bc she's evil. you don't know how dangerous physiognomy is”)—show analytical, theory-aware thinking. They also enjoy literature and philosophy, mentioning reading James Baldwin (“Reading James Baldwin rn!”) and reflecting on philosophy students (“my best friend once told me that he's annoyed by philosophy students and i was confused why but i understand now lol”), reinforcing that they live very much in the world of ideas. While they clearly care about kindness and community (a Hufflepuff trait) as seen in tweets about community support and resisting cynicism, the dominant throughline is curiosity, media/literary obsession, and nuanced analysis—classic Ravenclaw hallmarks.

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A song that best suits them is “this is me trying” by Taylor Swift. They’re openly introspective and mental-health aware, like when they wonder “what do non mentally ill people have in their brains on idle time” and talk about their therapist and stigma around BPD and CPTSD in “stigma against bpd is real yall”. The track’s themes of quietly fighting to do better mirror their resistance to cynicism and desire to stay kind, as seen when they say “it does not pay to be cynical, I'm afraid 😭 I'm fighting hard to not be like so”. They balance self-deprecating humor with vulnerability, for instance joking “i feel so behind :(” while also seeking community through books and Storygraph in “yall i made a new storygraph account. looking for moots on there!”. The song’s soft, confessional tone and focus on trying, even when no one sees the full battle, fits their mix of tender idealism, trauma-awareness, and quiet perseverance.

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