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Lisa fits best because she’s smart, emotionally intense, and very values-driven, just like this user. They openly call out hypocrisy and double standards, like when they criticize fandom cancellation standards in “esse fandom é tão seletivo com cancelamento ne, acho incrivel um homem falando das meninas de um jeito nojento é normal mas se fosse as contas q a maioria nao gosta ja tinham sido crucificados” and media treatment in “nossa sem querer ser advogada do diabo c a sydney sweeney pq ne ela eh uma vaca mas o filme novo dela foi um fracasso de bilheteria pq todo mundo odeia ela agr, so q de repente quando eh com o noah schnapp as pessoas querem falar de separar a arte do artista e elogiar atuacao”. Their queer identity and strong sense of community (“gente minha sogra me ama” paired with constant mentions of their girlfriend and tweets like “me sinto assim com a minha namorada”) echo Lisa’s tendency to love fiercely and champion the people she cares about. The user is also very artsy and introspective—into fashion, design, and pop culture critique—seen in posts such as “namoradas designers estudando juntas” and their detailed opinions on style in “gente a moda e quase tudo sobre 2016 era horroroso eh por isso q tao pegando coisa de outras epocas pq n da pra tankar”. Finally, the blend of romantic melodrama and poetic devotion in their bio and tweets like “because I've changed everything about myself, and the one thing that never changes is that i love you” is very much Lisa’s sensitive, overthinking-heart-on-her-sleeve energy.

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They lean Introvert (I): most posts center on their inner world, girlfriend, and niche fandom rather than big social performance, like imagining a quiet domestic scene in “my dream is one day to get home full of slimes for me and my wife to play” and cozy couple activities such as “i love watching tiktoks with my girlfriend”. Their timeline shows strong Intuition (N): they frequently speak in metaphors, aesthetics and imagined scenarios—e.g., likening decor to fantasy in “this is what my igloo on club penguin looks like in my head” and calling themselves “vintage” in “this year I will become vintage”, focusing on vibe and symbolism over concrete detail. They’re clearly Feeling (F)-oriented: values, affection, and fairness dominate, from their romantic bio “this one is for you, you know who you are, i love you” and emotional devotion in “because I've changed everything about myself, and the one thing that never changes is that i love you” to value-based critiques like “this fandom is so selective with cancellation… a man talking about girls in a disgusting way is normal…”. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than J: they complain about late deliveries and randomness in “I’ve learned I can’t order ifood when I’m hungry because that’s when it takes longest” and mention impulsive experiences like an unforgettable party in “yesterday’s party was unforgettable”, suggesting a more spontaneous, go-with-the-flow lifestyle than a tightly structured one.

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Lesbian designer, K‑pop (Gaeul) scholar & slime enthusiast. Once waited a year for a package and still believed in love more than tracking codes.– @romantizmo

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This cocktail is bright, romantic, and a little dramatic—like someone who says they just want to come home “cheia de slimes pra eu e minha esposa brincar” “sou uma mulher simples, meu sonho é um dia chegar em casa cheia de slimes pra eu e minha esposa brincar”. The white rum infused with vanilla and citrus reflects their sharp but warm humor, from dragging overpriced thrift shops “top odios: brechó de instagram amiga n vou pagar quase 70 reais nessa blusa q vc com ctz achou num brechó da igreja por 3 conto” to fandom rants “esse fandom é tão seletivo com cancelamento ne...”. Pink guava juice and rose syrup capture the softness and openly sapphic romance of their timeline, like “because I've changed everything about myself, and the one thing that never changes is that i love you” and the constant “minha namorada” love posts “fofocar c minha namorada cura todos os problemas do mundo we go way back”. The sparkling rosé topper gives it a fashion‑girl, event‑ready air, nodding to their style/fashion obsession “quando vc é convidada para eventos de moda todo fim de semana” and love for gaeul aesthetics “odd by gaeul”. Finally, the edible glitter and gummy ‘slime’ garnish make it playful and slightly chaotic, just like buying an iPad “para fotos minhas” “comprar um ipad foi im grande investimento para fotos minhas pq é melhor doq tirar foto no cllr” and declaring “esse ano virarei vintage” with full confidence “esse ano virarei vintage”.

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Their timeline is saturated with devotion to their girlfriend and loved ones, which is very Hufflepuff-coded: they talk about wanting to come home with slimes just to play with their wife in “sou uma mulher simples, meu sonho é um dia chegar em casa cheia de slimes pra eu e minha esposa brincar”, and cherish small rituals like watching TikToks together in “amo assistir tiktoks junto da minha namorada”. Loyalty and long-term affection are explicit in posts like “fofocar c minha namorada cura todos os problemas do mundo we go way back” and the tender dedication in their bio, which reads like a quiet pledge rather than a grand gesture. They consistently celebrate and defend people they care about — their girlfriend, favorite idols, and even their future kid — as in “espero que quando eu e minha amada tivermos filha vcs façam o mesmo”, showing a strong sense of fairness and protectiveness. Even their frustrations (with fandom hypocrisy or overpriced thrift shops) come from a fairness/justice lens, like in “esse fandom é tão seletivo com cancelamento ne, acho incrivel um homem falando das meninas de um jeito nojento é normal mas se fosse as contas q a maioria nao gosta ja tinham sido crucificados”. Taken together, the emphasis on loyalty, fairness, comfort, and everyday love over glory or ambition fits Hufflepuff far better than the other houses.

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A fitting song for them is Lover by Taylor Swift, because so much of their online personality revolves around deep, affectionate, almost domestic romance with their girlfriend. Their bio literally states, “this one is for you, you know who you are, i love you.” and they constantly tweet about the comfort of their relationship, like “sou uma mulher simples, meu sonho é um dia chegar em casa cheia de slimes pra eu e minha esposa brincar” and “fofocar c minha namorada cura todos os problemas do mundo we go way back”. The song’s theme of wanting to build a life with someone matches tweets such as “espero que quando eu e minha amada tivermos filha vcs façam o mesmo” and “Wouldn't you want something that's a royal degree? Always my princess”. Their playful, possessive jokes like “quando sua namorada agr ta com sua camiseta favorita ent vc se sente sem roupa” also align with the cozy, committed vibe of the song. Overall, Lover captures both their romantic devotion and their dreamy, slightly dramatic queer love story that runs through almost all their tweets.

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