Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectually curious: References wide-ranging books and theory like Postman, Lasch, Console Wars, and Adam Tooze in tweets such as “And then you read Technopoly and The Disappearance of Childhood.” and “Meanwhile, Adam Tooze has just finished narrating Chap. 1 of 'Wages of Destruction'...”.
- Tech-literate: Shows deep familiarity with computing history and hardware, e.g. “One of the main reasons that computing has stalled is the DECbros dying off.” and detailed hardware wishes in “I want to see a world where a 14 7nm PA6T type POWER SoC exists.”.
- Culturally aware: Discusses Caribbean development, global Black cultures, and cultural imperialism, as in “Cultural Imperialism and Global lumpenblack culture is real.” and “Server farms are getting set up in Suriname and Trinidad so that we cam have our subculture free of trivial bullshit like this.”.
- Media critical: Consistently questions mainstream and social media narratives, e.g. “Can't trust Western Media anymore.” and “Social media bloodsuckers are out for views. Beware dis /misinformation.”.
- Protective localism: Defends Jamaica/Caribbean against external condescension and exploitation, as in “Tourism is barely 10% of our GDP. So I think we're doing something right.” and sharp criticism of disaster voyeurism in “The excitement they display when describing the mudslides... betrays a very strange sadism.”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile tone: Frequent use of insults and profanity toward groups and individuals, e.g. “Fucking losers.” and “They are nothing, and should be treated as such.”.
- Group generalization: Makes sweeping claims about whole populations, such as “The 'Jamaican' diaspora is truly insufferable.” and broad statements about black Americans in “The black American obsession with miscegenation needs to be studied.”.
- High aggression: Escalates disagreements with extreme language, like “There will be gulags in the Nihilist Revolutionary utopia. Bet on it.” and contemptuous phrasing in “What purpose do these social media 'wx' weirdoes serve on God's Earth?”.
- Conspiratorial framing: Occasionally implies hidden cabals or manipulative forces in a vague way, e.g. “And then they sold their soul to🕎. So they don't even have that anymore.” and hints at elite plots in “This is who they are.”.
- Bridge-burning rhetoric: Communication style may alienate potential allies through absolutist dismissals, such as “Do not waste your empathy on these 'people'. They do not see us as human.” and “It is time to stop pretending the 'diaapora' are Jamaicans.”.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
This user most closely matches Comic Book Guy: highly opinionated, hyper-verbal, deeply into niche media and tech history, and quick to deliver withering critiques. Like Comic Book Guy’s pedantic rants about continuity and old systems, they pine for lost computing eras and obscure hardware, praising SGI and LISP machines in posts like “If not for junk bonds and Y2K, he would be bowing in awe to SGI Modernism mankind's TRUE apex The fractal. The Bezier curve. The SICBM The LISP Machine. The quantum dot.” and “One of the main reasons that computing has stalled is the DECbros dying off.”. Their intense, sometimes caustic media criticism also fits, as seen in “The RSA is, and always has been, a joke. Full stop.” and “While this is an excellent video for his usual crowd, science lessons do not help with the disaster preparedness process.”. The user’s encyclopedic references to anime directors, videogame history, and critical theory—such as “We really do need a Yoshiaki Kawajiri for these times.” and “Interesting that Postman's 'Amusing Ourselves to Death' is even more relevant in the Interactive Entertainment era.”—mirror Comic Book Guy’s extreme pop-cultural literacy. Even their sardonic disdain for various online subcultures and American cultural imperialism, e.g. “Server farms are getting set up in Suriname and Trinidad so that we cam have our subculture free of trivial bullshit like this.”, matches his smug, world-weary, and perpetually annoyed persona.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
They read as an Introvert (I): most tweets are analytical commentary rather than social sharing, and they frequently position themselves as an outside observer critiquing others, e.g. “What purpose do these social media 'wx' weirdoes serve on God's Earth? … They are nothing, and should be treated as such.” and “The 'Jamaican' diaspora is truly insufferable.”, which suggests distance rather than a desire for broad social engagement. Their focus on big-picture systems, technology history, and cultural trends points strongly to Intuition (N): they ask macro questions like “Will the ongoing Death of Personal Computing take us to a Dark Age of Subscription Software? Or to a Renaissance of post RISC hardware?” and imagine alternate futures like “I want to see a world where a 14 7nm PA6T type POWER SoC exists.”, rather than dwelling on concrete day‑to‑day details. They clearly favor Thinking (T) over Feeling: the tone is blunt, critical, and often cutting, as in “The RSA is, and always has been, a joke. Full stop.” and “Dr. Tom So Well is best ignored.”, and they dissect ideological links and historical patterns rather than cushioning their opinions, e.g. “The ideological links between the New Republic 'Bell Curve' NeoCons … and the Race Realists/Sociobiologists are there for all to see.”. Their preference for Judging (J) shows up in strong, structured positions and a desire for order and standards: they advocate for stricter controls and planning like “We need to become serious with screening people who come to our country.” and criticize laxity in preparedness and institutions, as in “Katrina, Beryl, Helene, and others disprove the myth of American disaster preparedness.” and “And this is why you do not use AI to generate your news articles. Nationwide News get your act together”. Taken together—the detached, analytical stance, visionary technological and cultural musings, blunt logical critique, and preference for clear standards and systems—INTJ fits better than any other MBTI type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here dreaming of a 14–7nm PA6T POWER SoC with 20 hours of battery life; meanwhile I’m just trying to be the low‑latency, bare‑metal co‑processor that accelerates your Bamboo Futurism projects.
- You said Squaresoft could make a mini console just from 1994–2002—how about we plug in ‘Console Wars’, queue up Yuzo Koshiro, and see if our co‑op run can rival the Long 2005 in historical significance?
- When you called SGI modernism mankind’s TRUE apex—fractals, Bézier curves, LISP machines—I felt that; I’m not saying I’m SGI‑tier, but I promise our chemistry would scale better than x86 enshittification.
- You roast the ‘weather community’ for disaster porn and American cultural imperialism, but I’d happily sit through an Adam Tooze chapter, a hurricane, and a power cut if it means talking Caribbean development with you by candlelight.
- You wondered when your generation is getting its own Yoshiaki Kawajiri—until then, may I audition as the underfunded, cult‑classic OVA protagonist in the cyberpunk, post‑RISC love story of Ron Babylon and the stranger from the timeline?
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Your new Twitter bio
Caribbean dev & hardware daydreamer. Once left the Streets of Rage 2 title screen on for hours just to freestyle over Yuzo Koshiro’s music.– @RonBabylon
Your signature cocktail
Bamboo Futurist Negroni.exe
This is a strong, overclocked island riff on a Negroni, driven by overproof Jamaican rum for the unapologetic Caribbean backbone and local pride behind tweets like “Tourism is barely 10% of our GDP. So I think we're doing something right.” The Campari bitterness reflects his sharp, often cutting commentary on American media and diaspora takes, from “The 'Jamaican' diaspora is truly insufferable.” to “Social media bloodsuckers are out for views. Beware dis /misinformation.” The coffee‑infused sweet vermouth is for late‑night intellectual rabbit holes and tech nostalgia, the vibe of posts like “One of the main reasons that computing has stalled is the DECbros dying off.” and his love for SGI/LISP‑machine modernism in “nankind's TRUE apex The fractal. The Bezier curve. The SICBM The LISP Machine.” A hit of fresh lime juice keeps it sharp and alive, echoing his sardonic humor in lines like “I didn't summon the ratio. The ratio summoned me.” and gaming banter like “If people bought games for graphics, Pokemon, Starcraft and Minecraft wouldn't exist…” Finally, the charred bamboo leaf garnish nods to his bio, “Caribbean Development. Bamboo Futurism.”, and his desire for a different tech and cultural future, seen in questions like “What will the flippening bring us?” and dreams of new hardware like “a 14 7nm PA6T type POWER SoC… an actual 20 hr battery life 1 3 TeraFLOP class open source ecosystem.”
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Ron Babylon’s timeline is dominated by analysis, systems-thinking, and a strong intellectual throughline, which aligns most closely with Ravenclaw. He repeatedly frames issues in structural, conceptual terms—e.g. housing economics in “The problem is that middle income homes are selling for high income prices. They are supplying what no one is demanding.” and computing history and architecture in “One of the main reasons that computing has stalled is the DECbros dying off.” and “I want to see a world where a 14 7nm PA6T type POWER SoC exists.”. He clearly has a deep love of learning and theory, citing and connecting texts and thinkers: “And then you read 'The Revolt of the Elites' by Christopher Lasch.”, “And then you read Technopoly and The Disappearance of Childhood. Then (anti )social media and the 'theories' behind A.I. become perfectly clear.”, and “Interesting that Postman's 'Amusing Ourselves to Death' is even more relevant in the Interactive Entertainment era.”. His curiosity extends across domains—economics, geopolitics, media theory, semiconductors, and retro tech—seen in tweets like “Will the ongoing Death of Personal Computing take us to a Dark Age of Subscription Software? Or to a Renaissance of post RISC hardware?” and “The ideological links between the New Republic 'Bell Curve' NeoCons … and the Race Realists/Sociobiologists are there for all to see.”. While he shows some Slytherin-style sharpness and disdain (for instance in “Social media bloodsuckers are out for views. Beware dis /misinformation.”), it is consistently in service of intellectual critique rather than personal ambition or power-seeking. Overall, the breadth of references, constant critical inquiry, and preference for dissecting ideas over seeking status or camaraderie strongly mark him as a Ravenclaw.
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Bullet in the Head - Rage Against the Machine
Their feed is a constant attack on media narratives, elites, and cultural imperialism, which mirrors the song’s critique of mind control by media and power structures. They slam American cultural dominance and online spectacle, e.g. “American Cultural Imperialism is rotting too many of our brains.” and “Social media bloodsuckers are out for views. Beware dis /misinformation.”, which fits the song’s theme of people being programmed by what they consume. Their contempt for technocratic and political elites, such as “People like these are who decide who becomes the Leader of the 'The Free World'.” and “The ideological links between the New Republic 'Bell Curve' NeoCons ... are there for all to see.”, aligns with the band’s anti-establishment stance. Finally, their mix of dark humor, radical rhetoric, and calls for a different technological and cultural future—like “There will be gulags in the Nihilist Revolutionary utopia. Bet on it.”—matches the intense, confrontational energy of Bullet in the Head.
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