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Royal reads as a passionate, opinionated nerd with strong feelings about justice and media, which fits Lisa Simpson best. They’re intensely into their fandoms and theory-crafting, like with Genshin builds and buffs (“Yanfei's #Adepti buffs (6.4)” and “i wonder what mualani's placement would be today if she wasnt nerfed 100 times during her 5.0 beta”), mirroring Lisa’s intellectual, obsessive interests (jazz, politics, books). They also show a moral and social-awareness streak, complaining about basic decency being framed as being "too woke" (“'im too woke' and its just basic human decency like girl u want a medal?”), which is very Lisa-coded. At the same time, they’re emotionally expressive and a bit dramatic in a relatable way, like stressing over volleyball PE and uni (“my pe class is volleyball.. and i cant even play omfg i wanna drop this so bad”), similar to Lisa’s mix of competence and anxiety. Their bio about being sensitive and spreading positivity alongside intense rants shows the same combination of empathy and sharpness that defines Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly live-tweet games, classes, drinking, and social frustrations, and clearly enjoy reacting with others, e.g. celebrating pulls and sharing jokes like “I WON THE 50/50 BITCHHHHHHHHHH” and posting about PE volleyball class “my pe class is volleyball.. and i cant even play omfg i wanna drop this so bad”. Their content is highly Intuitive, focused on fictional worlds, theorycrafting, and possibilities rather than concrete real‑life detail, like discussing buffs and meta in Genshin and joking about character narratives, e.g. “its so cool to think that mualani is the only character to have challenged celestia head on with her telekinetic powers”. They are clearly Feeling: they describe themself as sensitive in their bio, use emotional language and humor, and frame things in terms of vibes and fairness, e.g. “sensitive people dni … spreading good vibes and positivity 🫶” and emotional venting like “they really want to downplay mualani no matter what i'm crine”. Finally, they seem Perceiving: they tweet about not sleeping, drinking despite being sick, and reacting in the moment rather than planning, like “i'm just not gonna sleep” and “drinking tmr and i still have a cough”, and their timeline feels spontaneous and chaotic rather than structured. Put together, a socially expressive, imaginative, emotionally driven, and spontaneous style fits ENFP best.

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20 • he/they • Genshin & Tekken enjoyer. Once scared my mom with a ‘Book of Bill’ and a Neuvillette shrine. Currently juggling uni, abyss, and sleep.– @rooyal_staah

Your signature cocktail
The Strawberry soju/vodka base channels their chaotic nights and strong tolerance suddenly sneaking up on them, just like their complaint about a drink that hits too hard: “tanginang alfonso hirap inumin tas ang lakas pa ng tama ko dun potangina yoko na”. Blue curaçao colors the drink like Hydro and pays homage to their obsessive Neuvillette love and ENDing jokes: “everything has an end.. friEND girlfriEND boyfriEND bestfriEND u know what will never end? neuvillette ENDings”. Calamansi or lime juice adds a sharp, sour kick representing their biting humor and tendency to drag people and games, like when they dunk on TikTok and Brazilian phonk: “bruh tiktok people rlly need to go” and “brazilian phonk is the worst thing thats happened in the music industry id listen to cbat instead of streaming that messy ass sound”. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it bright, playful, and refreshing to match their constant good-vibes energy and Genshin excitement, from screaming over buffs and clears to celebrating pulls: “I WON THE 50/50 BITCHHHHHHHHHH” and “MUALANI GAGGGGGGGG”. The dash of edible glitter is a nod to their dramatic, over-the-top fandom reactions and mother/husband self-mythology: “mother of nefer and mualani, husband of zagreus and hermes” and “i am pregnant to a neuvillette ender 😭🩷 miracles DO happen”. Together, it’s strong but sparkling, sweet with a sour tongue—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Royal shows strong Slytherin traits of sharp competitiveness, ambition, and a willingness to go for the jugular in games and discourse. Their gaming tweets are about dominance and "ending" others, like in TEKKEN and Genshin: “lidia mains neeed to be killed” and “feng mains need to die”, which reflects an intense, win-at-all-costs mentality and a ruthless edge. They enjoy the idea of power and overwhelming strength, celebrating characters and situations where they or their faves are on top, e.g. “TRY AGAIN 😂😂 DOUBT GODYATO AGAIN AND IT GON COST YHU” and flexing clears like “CLEARED ✅✅ ignore knuckle duckle struggles that boss is shaytan”. Royal also shows a protective, almost territorial loyalty toward their favorite characters, fiercely defending Mualani and others: “they really want to downplay mualani no matter what i'm crine” and “MUALANI GAGGGGGGGG”, which aligns with Slytherin’s in-group devotion. Even their humor leans toward dramatic, cutting exaggeration and a sense of savvy self-preservation in annoying situations, like mocking TikTok and music trends in “brazilian phonk is the worst thing thats happened in the music industry id listen to cbat instead of streaming that messy ass sound”. Overall, the blend of ambition, competitiveness, sharp tongue, and fierce loyalty to their own points clearly to Slytherin over the other houses.

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Demi Lovato’s Cool for the Summer fits them because it’s playful, chaotic, a bit unhinged, and unapologetically queer-coded, mirroring how they tweet about games, crushes, and ships with zero shame. They joke about being down bad and thirsty, like when they said “i need his block dheck omg” and “they have rough sex,” which matches the song’s flirtatious, teasing energy. The track’s bold, fun vibe also lines up with them calling themselves “mother of nefer and mualani, husband of zagreus and hermes” and screaming over characters like in “MUALANI GAGGGGGGGG” and “ALEX HIRSCH”. At the same time, the song has an underlying intensity that fits a person who’s dramatic about uni and life, like “give me my degree” and being sleep-deprived in “i'm just not gonna sleep”. Overall, it captures their mix of horny humor, fandom obsession, and loud, colorful, queer energy.

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