Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Goal Oriented: She tracks her progress meticulously and celebrates reaching milestones, such as “FINALLY OUT OF THE FIFTIES”.
- Socially Considerate: She expresses genuine concern for using correct pronouns, stating “I feel so unwoke calling people with she/her pronouns ‘girl’”.
- Gratitude: She shows appreciation for her family's affection, noting a meal has “Zero calories because my dad made it with love”.
- Community Engagement: She actively builds rapport with others, noting “People here on edtwt are genuinely so nice”.
- Self-Reflective: She analyzes her own social habits, admitting “I lowkey interact like a bot I’m so sorry”.
Weaknesses:
- Low Self-Esteem: She frequently uses harsh self-deprecating language, calling herself a “fucking fatass” for feeling hungry.
- Numerical Obsession: Her mood is dictated by the scale, mentioning she “didnt get depressed over the numbers” only when the result was favorable.
- Extreme Perfectionism: She views minor eating habits as total failures, claiming a single pastry “did nothing but fatten me up”.
- Unhealthy Coping: She resorts to dangerous ultimatums, tweeting “if i step on that scale tomorrow and go back to 50 im killing myself”.
- Social Comparison: She struggles with body image by comparing herself to others, stating “Everyone weighs more and looks skinnier than me”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Samy is highly self-critical, studious about her goals, and feels like an outsider, often expressing a deep sense of perfectionism and anxiety. She meticulously tracks her progress and feels immense guilt when failing to meet her own high standards, much like Lisa’s academic and moral rigorth, evidenced when she says, “Tracking calories is going to be the death of me”. Her obsession with body image and 'thinspo' mirrors the episode Sleeping with the Enemy, where Lisa develops body dysmorphia and struggles with her weight. Samy displays a similar internal conflict between her family's care and her own restrictive goals, noting it's “validating when my parents notice I’m not eating”. Ultimately, her desperate need for control and 'skinny' status, seen in “I just want to lose weight”, reflects Lisa's darker moments of seeking validation through self-discipline.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Samy exhibits Introversion (I) through her self-contained focus on internal bodily sensations and a preference for solitary activities like napping or “glaring at friends” rather than social engagement. Her Sensing (S) trait is dominant, as she is hyper-fixated on concrete data such as “49.4 right now” and physical aesthetics like “thinspo” over abstract concepts. She aligns with Feeling (F) by making decisions based on emotional validation, such as feeling “so happy” about weight loss or “terrible” based on perceived progress. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature is shown through her lack of a rigid plan, often “pretending she forgot” about meals or reacting spontaneously to “uninvited” social interactions rather than maintaining a structured schedule.
Some pickup lines for you
- I may not be your aunt, but I’d love to come over uninvited and tell you how amazing you look.
- Are you a Gravity Falls mystery? Because I’ve been hunting for someone as sweet as you since the summer began.
- Forget the 10k steps and the scale—the only number I’m focused on today is the one I hope you’ll give me.
- I promise I’m a much better influence than your girl’s fries, but I’d still love to treat you to a low-cal lunch date.
- I heard you’re into bigger people and want to look tiny next to someone—I’m ready to be the tall to your short if you’re down.
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Your new Twitter bio
Brazilian student & Sabrina Carpenter fan. Standing at 1.53m and dreaming of fitting into my mom's vintage jeans. Ask me about TGCF or my favorite low-cal recipes!– @rosaeuva
Your signature cocktail
The 49.9 Crystal Flute
This drink is as delicate and high-strung as Samy’s quest to be “finally out of the fifties”. The floral notes honor her “favourite colour: pink”, while the dry profile matches her frustration when she realizes “orange juice is like 110 calories”. It’s served in the thinnest glass possible because she “hates being short” and craves an elongated, elegant silhouette. Despite the bitterness of her restriction, there's a hint of sweetness representing the moments she feels “zero calories because my dad made it with love”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Samy exhibits a high degree of Slytherin ambition and resourcefulness, specifically focused on her meticulous tracking of progress and desire for status within her community. She demonstrates an analytical approach to her goals, noting that “Tracking calories is going to be the death of me” while simultaneously showing the cunning necessary to bypass social obstacles, such as being “ready to not get up for the rest of the day” to avoid food. Her self-preservation and focus on results are evident when she declares, “I’m staying under 500 tomorrow I don’t care how dizzy I am”, prioritizing her specific 'gw' (goal weight) above all else. Finally, her pride in her achievements and her use of the edtwt space for validation, like when she says “I’m finally out of the fifties holy shit”, reflects the classic Slytherin trait of seeking success through intense personal discipline.
Your movie
Your song
Prom Queen - Beach Bunny
This song perfectly mirrors Samy’s intense struggle with body image and the constant pressure to achieve a specific aesthetic. The lyrics about counting calories and wanting to be 'skinny' align with her distress over weight fluctuations, such as when she tweets, “why did i gain weight again”. Her obsession with the scale and reaching her 'gw' (goal weight) is captured in her anxiety about being “back in the fucking fifties again”. The song's theme of comparing oneself to others is also evident when she admits, “Everyone weighs more and looks skinnier than me I hate being short so fucking much”. Ultimately, the track reflects the painful cycle of seeking validation through physical appearance that defines her online presence.
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