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Your Simpsons character
RosalieIsAlive embodies the hyper-fixated, cynical, and critical nature of Comic Book Guy, spending much of their time policing fandom details and calling out poor quality, such as noting “They're trying so hard to be sexy it's crazy 😭” or critiquing a character's “diabolical” clothing choices. Like the Simpsons character, they are deeply entrenched in niche interests, often displaying a mix of self-deprecation and elitism, admitting, “GOD I used to be so cringe, but tolerable”. Their tendency to declare things as “worst lore wise” and their intense, gatekeeping-adjacent attitude toward their favorite ships mirrors Jeff Albertson’s iconic 'Worst Episode Ever' persona. Ultimately, their life revolves around digital collection and aesthetic perfectionism, exemplified by their distress over a “MINOR. Painting issue” on a virtual costume.

Your MBTI personality Type
Rosalie exhibits strong Introversion (I), repeatedly expressing discomfort with social gatherings, such as describing a function as “10 hours of straight torture” and preferring to stare at the ground to think about fictional characters. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their focus on complex fandom interpretations and hypothetical 'what-if' scenarios, like questioning if a character is a “FRAUD of a fox” due to time travel. As a Feeling (F) type, they are deeply driven by personal values and emotional shifts, openly discussing “identity crisis religious guilt sexual trauma” and feeling frustrated with their own emotional volatility. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is shown through a self-deprecating, disorganized approach to projects, calling themselves a “SLACKER” and admitting they “lowk suck ass at writing” despite being highly motivated by sudden bursts of creative inspiration.

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Multifandom artist and writer with a passion for character design and storytelling. Ask me about the time I accidentally spent an hour painting my nails red and blue just to match my favorite duo. He/They/It.– @RosalieIsAlive

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a 'multifandom mess' that perfectly balances Rosalie's chaotic energy and deep-seated fixations. The red and blue base honors their commitment to 'paint my nails the colors of my fav', specifically for their 'DuoCara yume'. The spicy ginger beer reflects their self-admitted 'mental illnessmaxxing' and sharp tongue, while the bitters represent the frustration of being 'stuck in a paradox' when trying to be a 'fraud.' Finally, the silver stars are a nod to the 'biscuit yaoi' and 'gay cookies' that they simply cannot stop returning to.

Your Hogwarts House
Rosalie exhibits strong Slytherin traits through a combination of self-preservation, resourcefulness, and a focus on personal legacy. He openly admits to using manipulation for his own benefit, tweeting about “trying to convince my boss that I am 1000% qualified for the job and to Not fire me by sweettalking him”. His approach to social interactions is calculated and exclusionary, as seen in his 'hater tip' where he notes that “mute+block is THE BEST combo” and his refusal to unblock someone “out of spite”. Furthermore, his intense devotion to specific 'yume' ships and his self-described “perfectionist ass” regarding character details show the high standards and selective loyalty typical of a Slytherin.

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Rosalie’s digital presence is a chaotic blend of self-reflection and fandom-induced mania, often describing their mental state as “mental illnessmaxxing” involving “identity crisis [and] religious guilt.” The song's themes of internal distortion and complex self-perception mirror their tendency to undergo intense emotional shifts, as seen when they admit they “might’ve had a meltdown” or feel “so so frustrated... What is wrong with me.” Additionally, their fascination with character morality and seeing themselves in others' actions—claiming “I can see Myself doing the same shi”—parallels the song’s exploration of the fragmented psyche. This track perfectly captures the 'multifandom mess' energy of someone who oscillates between creative bursts and feeling like a “fraud” caught in a paradox.

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