
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They read constantly, overachieve creatively, and overthink everything in a very Lisa way—this is someone who hits 55 books a year and asks “who thinks i can hit 100??” in “you will all be pleased to know that i just read my 55th book this year who thinks i can hit 100??”. Like Lisa, they’re intellectually curious and a bit precocious, casually mentioning “talking abt the ethics of ai and capitalism with a girl im trying to flirt with” in this tweet and working on long, emotionally dense fanfics such as the “jason gender fic” in “6k words into the LONG canon compliant jason gender fic…”. The melodramatic self-awareness and depressive humor—like “thinking about turning 20 in a couple months. i hope the world implodes” and “god gives his hardest battles (writers block) to his weakest soldiers (someone who needs to write to survive)”—fit Lisa’s mix of angst and sincerity. They’re also artsy and cause-driven (writing for charity events like @FemslashAction in this fic tweet), which matches Lisa’s tendency to channel big feelings into creative and moral projects. Overall, they come across as a queer, fandom-immersed, online-era Lisa Simpson: driven, extremely emotionally invested in media, a little miserable, and very aware of it.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read and write an enormous amount of fanfiction, crochet alone, and often talk about being drained by school and life rather than energized by social events, suggesting Introversion, for example their struggle between writing and reading: “the neverending struggle of do i write ff or do i read ff” and their despair at losing Twitter circle privacy for WIPs: “I MISS TWT CIRCLE WDYM I HAVE TO POST FIC WIPS WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE THAT SHIT NOW”. Their focus on interpretation, symbolism, and niche rarepairs over concrete, practical topics points to Intuition, as seen in their delight in tiny character dynamics: “oinoya crumbs guys he thinks oikawa is awesome <3 (im delusional)” and their tendency to spin big fic projects out of one emotional idea: “should not be putting this much effort into a fic about a rarepair that nobody ships other than me…”. They clearly lead with emotion, attachment, and values—hyperfixating on characters, queer identity, and how media makes them feel—indicating Feeling, e.g. “thinking abt bunny corcoran again. nobody gets him like i do” and “if you want to date me you have to defeat my 7 evil ao3 fanfictions that project my deepest fears and traumas onto hurt/comfort”. Finally, their chaotic writing habits, joking about missed deadlines and word counts ballooning, and general improvisational tone suggest Perceiving, as shown when they keep expanding a fic instead of editing: “me when i said the jason gender fic was going to be out last weekend but i went ahead and wrote 5k more words for the first chapter instead of editing it” and their tipsy decision-making like “a little bit tipsy rn how bad of angst do u guys think i can writern”. Putting this together—introspective, extremely imaginative, feelings-driven, and spontaneous—they best fit INFP.

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Fic gremlin, crochet goblin, part-time linguist. Once almost missed a midterm by setting my alarm for 6pm instead of 6am.– @roseaz_

Your signature cocktail
This drink is bright, chaotic, and a little unhinged—just like someone who introduces themself with “insane btw” in their bio and declares “i am insane ❤️❤️❤️❤️”. Cherry vodka brings the sweet, queer, dramatic edge of “just know i’m still gay and sad” and all the fandom-fueled feelings over Gray, Jason, and random little freaks like “bc i love that little freak”. Aperol/bitter orange adds that slightly bitter, over-caffeinated student anguish of “thinking about turning 20 in a couple months. i hope the world implodes” and “god gives his hardest battles (writers block) to his weakest soldiers”. Sparkling rosé is for the romantic, dramatic fanfic writer who will “write like tomorrow wont arrive, like i need it to survive” and celebrate every finished rarepair with “ITS OUT!!! YOU GUYS SHOULD ALL CHECK IT OUT!!!!”](https://x.com/roseaz_/status/1913689383724859454). Watermelon juice with salt nods to their Balkan roots and chaotic food evangelism—“put some feta cheese on some watermelon. you’ll feel better”—keeping things refreshing but a little weird in the best way. The splash of Red Bull (optional but spiritually accurate) captures the manic gamer/writer energy of “should not be putting this much effort into a fic about a rarepair that nobody ships other than me…” and the unhinged determination to join “hi #tlwtwt please let me in i write things sometimes”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong combination of intellect, creativity, and introspection that fits Ravenclaw best. They clearly love learning for its own sake, as seen in “learning languages is so fun when im not doing it for school” and “practicing my french enough to consider myself trilingual and simultaneously learning portuguese so i can call myself a polyglot”. They’re intensely invested in writing and craft, talking about long projects and word counts in tweets like “6k words into the LONG canon compliant jason gender fic and my current estimate is that it’s going to be around 40k (very possibly more) words” and “should not be putting this much effort into a fic about a rarepair that nobody ships other than me… i don’t even think i’m half done”, which shows a cerebral, process-focused mindset. There’s also a distinctly analytical, almost meta way they relate to fandom and media, like “sometimes i think critically when reading comics. other times, i see jason todd and his massive tits on screen and my brain goes bazinga!” and “nothing will ever affect me as bad as the ‘i yearned to make the world in my image. i never realized i already had in you’ scene in lego ninjago does”, showing that they enjoy dissecting emotional and thematic beats. While they have some Slytherin-adjacent ambition in writing big projects and some Hufflepuff dedication, the throughline is curious, fannish overthinking and creative obsession—the classic Ravenclaw profile.

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A well‑suited song for them is "Snow Angel" by Reneé Rapp, which captures their dramatic, queer, emotionally intense vibe. They explicitly reference almost crashing their car listening to this song, showing how deeply it resonates: “did YOU almost crash ur car listening to snow angel? no?? I FUCKING DID!!”. The song’s themes of hurt, survival, and emotional volatility fit with their self‑description as “insane btw” and tweets like “god gives his hardest battles (writers block) to his weakest soldiers (someone who needs to write to survive)”. Their love of writing angst and hurt/comfort — “if you want to date me you have to defeat my 7 evil ao3 fanfictions that project my deepest fears and traumas onto hurt/comfort” — mirrors the song’s cathartic emotional release. Combined with their openly queer identity and dramatic humor, Snow Angel matches both their tastes and the way they experience and process feelings online.

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