Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Openly recognizes disordered patterns and contradictions, e.g. reflecting on ED behavior and reactions to others’ food content in “so like its whatever yknow but why start the video off…”.
- Humorous: Uses dark, sarcastic humor to cope, such as joking about being sick and ‘semi fasting’ in “the only good thing abt being super fucking sick is that I! can't eat anything except fruit…”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Shares strong feelings about body image, family, fandom, and pain openly, like feeling ‘like a fckn elephant’ with friends in “I have a hangout with irls today…”.
- Reflective: Thinks critically about media and people (idols, stylists, other edtwt users) as in “it does lowkey piss me off tho when someone does notice and mention all the disordered shit…”.
- Creative: Shows playful experimentation and aesthetic sense, from unusual drinks like hot chocolate + earl Grey in “Just made a hot chocolate and earl Grey tea mix…” to hair-dye plans and wall painting in “I need to lock in. not even to like lose weight I just really wanna finish painting my walls…”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Describes themselves as ‘fat as fuck and ugly as hell’ in “god I feel fat as fuck and ugly as hell and just plain gross…” and talks about hating their childhood self in “I always laugh when people are like, 'I have to remember rhat every time I say I hate myself…'”.
- Disordered-eating: Openly entrenched in ED behaviors and thinking, e.g. OMAD, ‘accidental fasts,’ and using illness to restrict in “wait but omg I think I can get away with this being my OMAD by claiming stomach ache…” and “OMAD being so easy recently because I have no money to get more than one meal a day…”.
- Suicidal-ideation: Frequently references wanting to die or kiII themselves in non-joking and joking ways, such as “whenever I'm drunk all I can think abt is how im gonna ☆ve myself when I get sober…” and “I find it super fucking funny when im reading a fic and have to stop because genuinely, the only solution… would lowkey be suicide.”.
- Family-resentment: Expresses intense anger and contempt toward siblings and family, calling them ‘cunt’ or wanting to ‘kiII’ them in “kiIIing my sister because never fucking mind I guess.” and criticizing a sibling’s SH as ‘boring! sloppy!’ in “my sibling is always so public abt their SH. boring! sloppy!”.
- Body-obsession: Ties worth and future happiness to weight loss and body size, like planning to ‘lock tf in’ for a concert in “need to lock tf in cus my friends are talking abt actually going to a 🅱️TS concert…” and saying they must lose weight to look good with curly hair in “its not that my curly hair is ugly, I am just too fat to look good with said curly hair.”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: self-aware, sharp, a bit world-weary, and constantly overthinking everything. Like Lisa, they’re introspective and critical of themselves and their body, e.g. calling themselves “morbidly obese” when saying they’ll only get a partner after losing weight in “gonna make myself lock in by simply daydreaming of getting into a relationship because there's no way im getting a bf/gf/partner while looking this morbidly obese”, and obsessing over calories in “I tried to add a sweetener to my tea… OH MY FUCKING GOD I just wasted 21 cals”. They’re socially anxious but still craving connection, just like Lisa wanting friends while feeling like an outsider, shown by “wanting to interact with moots/ppl in general on here but I second guess anything and panic over how they're gonna take it”. Their sardonic intelligence and moral frustration about the world also echo Lisa’s vibe: they rant about stylists, PTs and capitalism (e.g. stealing gum from big corporations in “everytime I go to any supermarket or gas station I end up taking sooo much gum. esp if they're big corporations 🙂↕️ because fuck em”), and notice others’ unhealthy behavior in “it does lowkey piss me off tho when someone does notice and mention all the disordered shit and they just vehemently brush it off”. Underneath the cynicism, there’s clear sensitivity and care for art, music, and stories (endless comments about fics, K‑pop, and hair), which fits Lisa’s blend of angst, intellect, and creativity.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert: they often mention wanting to cancel hangouts and feeling drained or insecure around others, e.g. “I have a hangout with irls today and its taking every ounce of willpower to not cancel 😭😭 god I just want to loose at least 20 pounds so I dont feel like a fckn elephant when I hangout with them” and “wanting to interact with moots/ppl in general on here but I second guess anything and panic over how they’re gonna take it”. Their style suggests Intuition over Sensing: they frequently generalize from specific events into broader takes about society, body image, fandom, or relationships, e.g. “sometimes women should be given a free pass in order to kiII men because wow, some of edtwt's boyfriends are so shitty I fear the only solution is manslaughter” and “yall need to realize that plus size ≠ obesity 🤨 you can be 200 pounds and look amazing but that would still be plus sized”. They appear Feeling-dominant: their judgments center on values, empathy, and hurt, and they react strongly to perceived unfairness or emotional neglect, as in “it does lowkey piss me off tho when someone does notice and mention all the disordered shit and they just vehemently brush it off… that's just plain dumb and rude” and their self-directed emotional intensity in “I always laugh when people are like, 'I have to remember that every time I say I hate myself, I'm saying it to her too'… because I hate that little girl so much I hold such despise in my heart for her”. Lastly, they fit Perceiving more than Judging: they frequently talk about "locking in" and starting accountability or exercise but in a loose, fluctuating way, e.g. “gonna start an accountability threads in December for both my food and exercise because I need to lock in ASAP” and “would rather do 1 min planks 10 times spread throughout the day because I refuse to suffer through 10 mins of a plank”, showing flexible, improvisational behavior rather than strict structure. Putting this together—introspective, value-driven, emotionally intense, idealistic, and somewhat disorganized—INFP is the closest MBTI match.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying you’d ‘kms’ over Burger King and Superbowl wings, but be so for real, if we shared a plate and some of your dad’s wings, you’d live at least long enough to complain about the calories with me.
- You locking in for February, OMAD, boiled apples, 6 a.m. stair walks… I’m just trying to lock in a date where the only accountability thread is us posting ugly food pics together and rating them 10/10 because we’re hot.
- You: ‘If I lived alone I’d just eat fruit.’ Me: perfect, I’ll move in, bring the tea, we’ll boil apples, talk shit about stylists putting Felix in giant coats, and accidentally become the cutest domestic situation known to edtwt.
- You’re worried about looking like ‘literal lard’ at a BTS concert while I’m over here thinking you could show up in algae‑green hair, crying every 5–10 hours in October, and still be the only person I’d be staring at instead of the stage.
- You inhaling the smell of your sister’s bacon so you don’t eat it, changing tea recipes, and turning hangouts into OMAD… I think you’ve proven you’ve got god‑tier self‑control, so how about you lose it just once and go out with me instead?
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Your new Twitter bio
04 liner | EN/ES | professional fruit enthusiast, part-time tea alchemist | currently debating if boiled apples count as a personality trait– @Rosi_A0
Your signature cocktail
Semi-Fasting Smoke Bomb
The Smoky mezcal shot channels their cigarette-core, slightly chaotic vibe and jokes about death, from “sitting next to an open window, I sooo would have a cigarette on hand but this is my parents room they would beat my ass” to “sometimes women should be given a free pass in order to kiII men”. An Earl Grey tea reduction nods to their endless tea experiments like “Just made a hot chocolate and earl Grey tea mix. uh it isnt bad but like. its not good either?”, giving the drink a moody, introspective base. The boiled apple & plum syrup is a darkly funny twist on their ED-brained fruit obsession and semi-fasting jokes, echoing “its just apples and plums lmao” and “boiling apples for tea... lowkey gonna do this every day now”. A sour lime and chili tincture captures their sharp tongue and constant discomfort, from “my sister wants me FAAAAAAAAAAAAAT god ill kms” to “im gonna kms my family keeps getting me spicy chips. yall I can only eat like 10 at a time and im always in pain”. Finally, sea-salt foam with a dash of bitters mirrors the self-loathing + soft humor combo, referencing “god I feel fat as fuck and ugly as hell and just plain gross” and the way they still find tiny joys like k-pop and hair dye in tweets such as “feeling like an uglier version of him rn (successfully re dyed my hair)”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They consistently show a strong self-preservation and results-focused mindset that fits Slytherin more than the other houses. For example, they frame severe illness as a weight-loss opportunity, calling it “semi fasting” and focusing on the upside of not needing to purge: “the only good thing abt being super fucking sick is that I! can't eat anything except fruit … so yes, im in pain all over but hey! semi fasting?”. Their attitude toward corporations and rules is openly opportunistic and rebellious, like stealing gum from big chains because “fuck em”: “everytime I go to any supermarket or gas station I end up taking sooo much gum. esp if they're big corporations 🙂↕️ because fuck em”. They also talk about using imagined future relationships and events as leverage to force themselves to change, which is an ambitious, end-justifies-the-means framing: “gonna make myself lock in by simply daydreaming of getting into a relationship because there's no way im getting a bf/gf/partner while looking this morbidly obese” and “need to lock tf in cus my friends are talking abt actually going to a 🅱️TS concert and I am not looking like literal lard when/if that happens”. Their humor around dark topics, blunt misanthropy, and readiness to contemplate extreme solutions — e.g. “sometimes women should be given a free pass in order to kiII men because wow, some of edtwt's boyfriends are so shitty I fear the only solution is manslaughter” — all underline a sharp, ruthless edge. Altogether, the ambition, cynical pragmatism, boundary-pushing, and self-preserving cunning align most closely with Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
BORN THIS WAY - Lady Gaga
A fitting song for them is “BORN THIS WAY” by Lady Gaga, because it mixes body angst, self-loathing, and a stubborn sense of identity that they clearly wrestle with. They talk a lot about feeling ugly and huge, like when they say “god I feel fat as fuck and ugly as hell and just plain gross 😐 yyyyuuck” and “if i dont lose at least 10 (though preferably it would be 20) pounds before the new year yall are going to witness a crash out of untold proportions”, which mirrors the song’s starting place of deep insecurity. At the same time, they show flashes of knowing that fatness and plus-size aren’t moral failures, like when they argue “yall need to realize that plus size ≠ obesity 🤨 you can be 200 pounds and look amazing”. Their messy mix of ED behaviors, self-hate, and still caring about identity and pronouns — “04' | any pronouns” and “(lets ignore the fact that i am already any pronouns) arguably, i would go from she/her to they/them if i starved myself thinner” — fits the song’s core message that you’re inherently worthy regardless of body or gender. Even their dark humor and suicidal ideation, like “whenever I'm drunk all I can think abt is how im gonna ☆ve myself when I get sober”, makes the song’s defiant, affirming tone feel like the emotionally necessary counterpoint to the way they currently talk to themself.
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