Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Frequently reflects on their own patterns and wants change, e.g. “starting fresh today. i cant live like this anymore im so heavy”.
- Goal-driven: Regularly sets concrete rules and targets, like “new rules until my bday; dont eat before 6pm dont eat after 10pm try and do one workout per day” and multiple fasts.
- Openly-expressive: Shares feelings very candidly, from body image to relationships, e.g. “i feel so fucking huge. seeing my partner today but i just want to hide”.
- Resilient: Despite relapses and distress, keeps trying to “lock in” again, such as “starting fresh today” and “ok november i will lock in”.
- Community-seeking: Actively looks for others to connect with, e.g. “i need more 18+ moots PLSSSSS PLS i am on my knees #edtwt #drugstwt”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered-eating: Tweets center heavily on extreme restriction and fasting, like “yea i wont eat for 6 days straight but god forbid i dont have my lattes” and “i <3 fasting”.
- Self-loathing: Uses harsh language toward self and body, e.g. “god i’m so disgusting” and “im so fuxki g fat”.
- Suicidal-ideation: Expresses wanting death or self-harm, such as “im gonna fucking kill myself” and “im literally back at hw i want death”.
- Substance-dependence: References ongoing struggles with substances, e.g. “i can’t stay sober and it’s ruining my life” and “i love codeine”.
- Body-obsession: Constantly fixated on weight, bloating, and appearance, such as “i’m 8lbs above the weight i was supposed to be by now im so upset” and “why am i so fucking fat i can literally grab handfuls of my stomach i’m gonna kms”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account reads as someone extremely self-critical and analytical, which fits Lisa Simpson more than any other main character. Lisa often turns her intelligence inward in unhealthy ways, much like how this user obsessively tracks and critiques their body and routines, for example planning extreme rules like “dont eat before 6pm dont eat after 10pm try and do one workout per day at least 1L of water”. There’s also an intense sense of perfectionism and failure, shown in posts such as “starting fresh today. i cant live like this anymore im so heavy” and “i feel so fucking huge. seeing my partner today but i just want to hide”, mirroring Lisa’s frequent feelings of not being good enough despite trying her hardest. Like Lisa, they show emotional volatility and depressive thoughts, evident in “im gonna fucking kill myself” and “think i’m having an episode”. Finally, the combination of ED struggles, sobriety issues (“i can’t stay sober and it’s ruining my life”) and dysphoria suggests a sensitive, hyper-aware person overwhelmed by their inner world, which is very much in line with a darker, more grown-up version of Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: their world is dominated by internal experiences (body image, dysphoria, mood, addiction) rather than social events, and even when mentioning others it’s in a distressed, inward way, e.g. feeling like hiding before seeing their partner in “i feel so fucking huge. seeing my partner today but i just want to hide” rather than seeking group attention. Their focus skews slightly toward intuition (N): while they obsess over concrete numbers, they immediately spin them into meanings and catastrophizing narratives like “i’ve been binging all day … and i’m still hungry … this is hell!!!” and “i should get worse”, showing a tendency to build an emotional story rather than stay with simple facts. They are clearly feeling (F) over thinking: their tweets are highly emotional, self-deprecating, and relationship-focused rather than analytical, e.g. “i feel so horrible” and “dysphoria is so bad today i can’t look at myself”, and even the harsh self-talk in “get your shit together.” comes from shame, not detached logic. They lean perceiving (P) more than judging: while they make rigid rules like “new rules until my bday; dont eat before 6pm dont eat after 10pm try and do one workout per day”, they repeatedly ‘start over’, binge, fast impulsively, and change plans on the fly, as in “kinda binged ….. starting another 72 hr fast” and “starting fresh today. i cant live like this anymore”. Taken together—deep emotional intensity, inward focus, idealized self-punishing standards, and chaotic follow-through—this pattern aligns most closely with INFP rather than a more structured FJ or more detached TP type.
Some pickup lines for you
- “New rules until your birthday: don’t eat before 6pm, don’t eat after 10pm… but I’m free 24/7 to take you on a soda + baguette date and hype you up instead of your scale.”
- “You said alcohol cals aren’t real — perfect, because I’d like to take you out for a drink and make our chemistry the only thing we have to ‘count.’”
- “You: 72‑hour fasts, fitbit, scales arguing with each other. Me: one (1) stable constant who thinks you deserve hot buttered toast, festive baguettes, and someone who doesn’t comment on your hips except to say they like them.”
- “If your ED could get you over your fear of needles, imagine what my ‘I think you’re hot even when you feel bloated’ energy could do for your dysphoria.”
- “You’re out here tweeting ‘all I gotta do is not eat’ and ‘I love codeine’ like a side character on #edtwt x #drugstwt, but plot twist: in my version you’re the main character, and the big finale is us splitting a meatball sub and you realizing you’ve always been enough.”
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Your new Twitter bio
22 • he/they • drinks more coffee than water, insists it’s a personality trait • trying to balance night shifts, playlists, and actually eating– @rotanyway
Your signature cocktail
The Lock-In Binge & Fast Fizz
The vodka with coffee ice cubes mirrors their caffeine-as-calories era and reliance on drinks over food, echoing “literally all of my cals come from coffee wtf” and “yea i wont eat for 6 days straight but god forbid i dont have my lattes”. A sugar-free cola or Pepsi Max top-up nods to their fasting, low-cal vibe and craving for soda in “i don’t want food but i desperately want some soda of some kind…perhaps pepsi max”. The spiced apple liqueur is a wink to their plan to live on apples and restriction math in “i’m going to buy a bunch of apples when i get home from work then throw out all my other food” and “if i eat only 100 cals a day for the entirety of november i can be 109 by the end apparently.”. A lemon twist brings sharp bitterness for their dysphoria and self-hate in “why am i so fucking fat i can literally grab handfuls of my stomach i’m gonna kms” and “WHY AM I SO HUGEEEEE”. Finally, a tiny dash of absinthe represents their chaotic, drug-twt, self-destructive edge from “i love codeine”, “i want to get high”, and the dark humor in “alcohol cals arent real”, making the whole drink a strong, experimental fizz that matches their intense, all-or-nothing “locking in” energy from “i just need to lock in” and “actually locking in lol”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their mindset is intensely goal- and results-driven in a way that aligns most with Slytherin ambition and self-preservation. They repeatedly frame their life around drastic weight-loss targets and ‘locking in,’ as seen in posts like “i just need to lock in”, “ok november i will lock in”, and extreme strategies such as “if i eat only 100 cals a day for the entirety of november i can be 109 by the end apparently.”. They also show a ruthless willingness to endure discomfort or risk to reach their aims, for example “yea i wont eat for 6 days straight but god forbid i dont have my lattes” and long fasts like “88 hrs in,, starting to feel weak”. Their resourcefulness and manipulative self-control appear in tweets such as “secretly thanking my mom for writing down the meals for the week so i know what to expect/avoid :3” and “i’m going to buy a bunch of apples when i get home from work then throw out all my other food that i have in”, where they strategize around their environment. While there are flashes of vulnerability and self-loathing, the dominant pattern is calculated, long-term scheming toward a specific body ideal, which is classic Slytherin-style ambition turned inward rather than outward power-seeking.
Your movie
Your song
Bury a friend - Billie Eilish
A song that fits @rotanyway is Bury a friend by Billie Eilish, because it captures a mix of self-destructive impulses, exhaustion, and a complicated relationship with their own body and mind. The track’s dark, intrusive-thought vibe mirrors posts like “im gonna fucking kill myself” and “think i’m having an episode”, where they openly struggle with suicidal ideation and mental health. The song’s themes of feeling like a monster in your own skin and wanting to disappear resonate with their body hate and dysphoria in tweets such as “WHY AM I SO HUGEEEEE” and “dysphoria is so bad today i can’t look at myself”. Lines in the song about self-sabotage and pushing yourself further into harm echo their extreme restriction and fasting patterns, like “yea i wont eat for 6 days straight but god forbid i dont have my lattes” and “88 hrs in,, starting to feel weak”. Overall, the song’s blend of numbness, horror, and sad resignation fits the way they tweet about their ED, substance use, and feeling stuck: “i can’t stay sober and it’s ruining my life” and “i should get worse”.
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