Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares vulnerable feelings about loneliness and love, like in “「愛しているよ」 「私も愛しているよ、セレスト」 それが、あの日私たちが話した最後の時だった。”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes their own patterns and flaws, e.g. calling themselves “史上最もバカな男…でも、俺は神なんだ！” in this tweet and questioning the glamorization of self-harm in this tweet.
- Seeking connection: Actively looks for friends and interaction, like the intro post “looking 4 friends/like 4 mutuals” and the enthusiastic “テキストを送って！今すぐトークトークトーク！”.
- Creative thinker: Uses metaphorical and narrative language, such as the starving dog owner story in “飼い主は新しいペットを飼い始めた。” and reinterpreting Hachiko as a cautionary tale in this tweet.
- Resilient effort: Shows attempts to stabilize and improve, like returning to medication in “im back on my meds consistently” and asking mutuals to see them as friends in this tweet.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive tendencies: Talks about self-harm and using pain or tattoos for emotional relief, e.g. “愛情表現のために自傷行為をしたとしても…” and “タトゥーを入れるのが気持ちいい”.
- Disordered eating: Openly describes binge–restrict cycles and wanting rapid weight loss, like “暴食、制限、暴食、制限…” and asking “how can I lose weight fast?”.
- Unhealthy attachment: Frames relationships in desperate, pet-like dependence, such as “哀れな愛玩犬役” in this tweet and waiting like a “sad dog” in this tweet.
- Risky coping: Uses or jokes about substances as coping, like needing cigarettes “or I’ll die” in this tweet and hiding alcohol in a water bottle in this tweet.
- Harsh self-image: Describes themselves in extremely negative or dehumanizing ways, such as “本当に最低” in this tweet and “苦しみがなければ私は何者でしょうか？何もありません。” in this tweet.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, artistic, emotionally intense, and often feeling out of place. Like Lisa, they are self-aware and philosophical about suffering, as in “苦しみがなければ私は何者でしょうか？何もありません。”. Their concern about being perceived as strange or different, such as worrying that their feminine appearance affects friendships in “私はいつも、自分の女性的な外見のせいで友達ができないのではないかと心配しています。”, echoes Lisa’s chronic outsider status. The mix of intellectual and emotional reflection—questioning meds and stability in “ive noticed less people talk to me if im on my meds. does being stable make me boring, or are most people just assholes?”—also fits Lisa’s tendency to overthink and analyze her relationships. Even their longing for genuine connection, like “i hope all my mutuals know we're friends （＾∀＾） let's go get food together”, parallels Lisa’s persistent search for real friends despite feeling misunderstood.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they talk about privacy and only partially revealing themselves, saying “this is the closest i'll ever publicly post as a face reveal... no face unless we're friends, lol”, and they often frame themselves as lonely or on the margins rather than as the center of social life, like “i hope all my mutuals know we're friends （＾∀＾） let's go get food together”, which sounds like yearning rather than constant socializing. Their tweets lean heavily toward intuition (N): they focus on metaphors and symbols rather than concrete facts, describing themselves and relationships through imagery such as “飼い主は新しいペットを飼い始めた。彼女は愛犬のことを忘れていた。愛犬は餓死寸前だ。” and reflecting on suffering with statements like “苦しみがなければ私は何者でしょうか？何もありません。”. They clearly prioritize feeling (F) over detached logic, centering emotional experience and relationships: they agonize over love and abandonment in posts such as “あなたはまだ私を愛してくれているって分かってる。お願い、あなたがいないと私たちの問題は解決できないの。” and openly question whether stability makes them uninteresting in “ive noticed less people talk to me if im on my meds. does being stable make me boring, or are most people just assholes?”. Their lifestyle and tone suggest perceiving (P) rather than judging: they describe impulsive spending and lack of structure in “お金の使い方が下手すぎる。全部酒とタトゥーとアニメDVDに使ってしまう。”, joke about smuggling alcohol into class in “透明なアルコールとスプライトを水筒に 入れておけば…”, and talk about chaotic cycles of behavior like “暴食、制限、暴食、制限…” rather than orderly plans. Putting this together—introverted, metaphor-heavy and idealistic, intensely emotionally driven, and spontaneous/chaotic—INFP best fits their online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re ‘like if a girlfailure was a boy,’ does that make me the idiot god who worships you? Because ever since that ‘I am God’ tweet, I’ve been ready to start a very blasphemous little cult of two.
- You said putting clear alcohol and Sprite in a flask for class is ‘staying hydrated’—wanna upgrade that? We can call it a study date: you bring the water bottle, I’ll bring the bad decisions and snacks you can actually keep down.
- You worry your feminine looks make it hard to make friends, but when you posted that ‘closest I’ll ever do to a face reveal’ pic, all I could think was: no wonder you like V-kei—your whole existence is already album-cover level pretty.
- You asked if it’s weird that getting a tattoo feels good; as a potential pathetic lapdog applicant, I think it’s perfect—every time the needle hits, you can just pretend it’s the universe carving ‘celeste was here’ into my skin.
- You said being on your meds might make you boring, but the guy who tweets about menhera aesthetics, bugs crawling out of drains, and vitamin-deficiency-as-natural-eyeliner could never be dull—stabilized or not, you’re still the most interesting glitch in my timeline.
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Your new Twitter bio
Celeste | 18 | V-kei & J-fashion fanboy. Once dropped my phone when someone called me a cute boy. Mostly stable, always online. EN/JP OK.– @rottenopium
Your signature cocktail
Pathetic Lapdog Poison
This cocktail is sharp and deceptively pretty, like sneaking “transparent alcohol and sprite” into class for “hydration” “transparent alcohol and sprite in a flask… everyone will praise me for staying hydrated in class!”. Clear vodka stands in for the cold, numbing bravado of “I am the cruel 18-year-old boy with an eating disorder. I am God!” “God is a cruel 18-year-old boy with an eating disorder. That’s me. I’m God!”. Grapefruit juice adds a sour bite for the self-aware misery of “What am I without suffering? Nothing.” “What would I be without suffering? Nothing.”. An absinthe rinse nods to their V系 / menhera aesthetic and romanticized self-destruction around meds and self-harm “even if I self-harm as an act of love… you don’t notice. why don’t you notice?”. A few drops of saline bring literal salt for tears and loneliness, like waiting as a sad pet for affection “she was busy, and I waited for her love like a sad dog until she came back”. Finally, the glitter/sugar rim is the faceless idol sparkle hiding the chaos of being called a “cute boy” and dropping their phone in flustered panic “today I was called a ‘cute boy’ and I dropped my phone and fell over...”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Celeste shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, devotion, and craving genuine connection. They repeatedly frame themself as a "pathetic lapdog" and "sad dog" waiting for affection, and write about a partner being busy while they waited like a sad pet in “彼女は忙しくて、彼女が戻ってくるまで、悲しい犬のように彼女の愛情を待っていました。 ここは本当に悲しいです。”, which reflects almost self-destructive loyalty rather than ambition or glory-seeking. Their thread about a disappearing loved one – “「愛しているよ」 「私も愛しているよ、セレスト」…そして、あなたはまた姿を消した…言葉と行動が一致しないと、言葉を信じられなくなる…” and “あなたはまだ私を愛してくれているって分かってる。お願い、あなたがいないと私たちの問題は解決できないの。” – centers on a desperate desire to fix the relationship together, not on revenge or self-advancement. They care deeply about real friendship, reassuring mutuals with “i hope all my mutuals know we're friends （＾∀＾） let's go get food together” and complaining about porn bots instead of “real DMs” in “本物のDMが欲しい。ポルノボットは死んでくれ！”, which shows a preference for genuine, kind interaction. Even their fear that meds make them "boring" in “ive noticed less people talk to me if im on my meds. does being stable make me boring, or are most people just assholes?” reveals that what they value most is being liked, included, and emotionally connected. While there is some self-stylized edginess and self-identification as a "god" in “神は摂食障害を抱えた残酷な18歳の少年だ。私はそれだ。私は神だ！”, it reads more as dark self-expression than true Slytherin-style ambition; the dominant throughline of their tweets is loyalty, yearning for mutual care, and a wish for simple companionship, all hallmarks of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Gasoline - Halsey
A well-suited song for Celeste is “Gasoline” by Halsey, because it captures the mix of self-loathing, performative vulnerability, and unstable identity that shows up throughout their tweets. Celeste calls himself a godlike but destructive boy with an eating disorder in “神は摂食障害を抱えた残酷な18歳の少年だ。私はそれだ。私は神だ！”, mirroring the song’s themes of seeing oneself as both broken and powerful. Lines about being medicated and feeling unreal fit tweets like “ive noticed less people talk to me if im on my meds. does being stable make me boring…” and “im back on my meds consistently…”. Their focus on pain and suffering as core identity in “苦しみがなければ私は何者でしょうか？何もありません。” also matches the song’s fixation on dysfunction as a defining trait. Even the romantic desperation and self-harm undertones in “哀れな愛玩犬役を演じるのは嫌だ…愛情表現のために自傷行為をしたとしても…” echo the toxic, self-destructive relationships described in Gasoline.
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