Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about music, friendships, and grief, like crying in an Uber to a song in “quase chorando ouvindo essa no uber mds quem dotou o ser humano de tanto sentimento”.
- Playfully-humorous: Uses self-deprecating jokes and memes to narrate life, such as failing driving school in “foi dessa forma que minha soberba precedeu minha queda e eu reprovei em todas as etapas da auto escola”.
- Creative-curator: Builds many themed playlists and uses them to express identity, as in “5 playlists que eu fiz em 2025 para vc me conhecer”.
- Affectionate-friend: Shows strong care and attachment to friends, like being jealous of a best friend in “TO COM CIUMES DA MINHA MELHOR AMIGA LOIRA RAYANNE BARROS”.
- Culturally-engaged: Actively comments on books, series, music, and politics, from mourning Chomsky in “O CHOMSKY MORREU” to lamenting cancelled shows in “esse cancelamento foi meu 11 de setembro”.
Weaknesses:
- Academic-avoidance: Frequently complains about TCC and literary analysis instead of tackling them, as in “meu amor arrume problemas reais” and stressing over TCC during vacation in “27/12 ferias sabado 21 horas e eu preocupada com trabalho de conclusao de curso”.
- Self-sabotaging: Acknowledges patterns like reprobation in driving school in “minha soberba precedeu minha queda” and joking about not replying to messages in “nao me peçam pra responder uma mensagem”.
- Overattached-fandom: Invests heavily in idols to the point of disruption, as with emotional dependence on Sci-Hub for TCC in “ta me destruindo o sci hub nao funcionar mais” and a Google Drive mostly filled with TWICE in “95% do meu google drive ta ocupado com foto do grupo sul coreano twice”.
- Emotional-instability: Describes oscillation between depression and partying in “um dia com depressao um dia na farra” and dramatizes despair in “beijo lesbico quente sai da sacadaaaa vc e mto nova pra brincar de morre”.
- Communication-avoidant: Admits difficulty maintaining everyday communication, as in “podem me chamar p desovar um corpo… mas nao me peçam pra responder uma mensagem”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: smart, hyper-verbal, politically aware, and extremely online about culture. Like Lisa with her sax and books, this user is a humanities nerd constantly venting about studying literature and writing a thesis, as in “estudar letras eh tao ridiculo mds ‘ai eu preciso entregar uma analise dos passaros em tres poemas pra dia 15 de janeiro’ meu amor arrume problemas reais” and the recurring TCC panic in “27/12 ferias sabado 21 horas e eu preocupada com trabalho de conclusao de curso essa cachorra nao consegue descansar um segundo”. They are emotionally intense and introspective but also idealistic and driven, shown in posts about yoga and dealing with trauma like “indo fazer yoga pra descobrir se meu trauma esta alojado nos meus quadris” and the way they over-feel music such as “quase chorando ouvindo essa no uber mds quem dotou o ser humano de tanto sentimento”. Their moral stance is strong and often feminist/queer, joking about hating certain male behaviors in “q nojo eu tenho de homem rodado mds precisamos extinguir essa raça maldita”, and their devotion to pop culture and niche music (e.g. obsessive playlists and K‑pop stanning in “travando uma batalha espiritual com o fato que 95% do meu google drive ta ocupado com foto do grupo sul coreano twice”) mirrors Lisa’s obsessive fandoms. Finally, the combination of self-deprecating humor and a need to be taken seriously—seen in “po galera eu me acho cabaço e MUITO cabaço mas alguns de vcs dizem sai da frente a competição fica desleal assim serio mesmo”—is very Lisa: a gifted, anxious girl trying to navigate feelings, politics, and art all at once.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Their timeline is highly socially oriented, full of friends, parties, mutuals and playful oversharing, suggesting Extraversion: they talk about carnival, going out and being the loud friend, e.g. “que pergunta burra obviamente saindo com os amigos pra farra” and “ansiosa p ficar assim depois de 2 beats e 1 dose de cachaça no estacionamento do mc donalds nesse carnaval”. Their interests and language lean strongly abstract and associative rather than concrete, with lots of metaphors and big-picture emotional takes like “travando uma batalha espiritual com o fato que 95% do meu google drive ta ocupado com foto do grupo sul coreano twice” and “ser um pouco cara de pau e nao ter medo de demonstrar que ta interessado e quer mto algo realmente te leva a lugares que voce nao espera”, pointing to Intuition. Their decision-making and commentary are heavily value- and emotion-based, centered on affection, heartbreak, music feelings and interpersonal ethics rather than detached logic, as in “quase chorando ouvindo essa no uber mds quem dotou o ser humano de tanto sentimento” and the dramatic concern over a cancelled series: “esse cancelamento foi meu 11 de setembro”, which fits Feeling. Finally, they show a mix of chaotic humor and ongoing complaints about structure—TCC, playlists, semester rhythms—while still improvising with life, like “semaninha da beijo lesbico quente um dia com depressao um dia na farra” and “problemas no paraiso estou fazendo uma playlist... mas em contrapartida todos os meus trajetos de onibus sao de no minimo uma hora”, indicating a Perceiving preference rather than rigid planning. Overall, the combination of outgoing, emotionally expressive, metaphor-heavy, spontaneous and values-driven tweets most closely matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If your TCC is about birds eating worms, can I be the passing lesbian in Cabedelo who happily lets you overanalyze the way I look at you in five pages or more?
- You said 95% of your Google Drive is Twice and you’re emotionally dependent on Sci-Hub… I volunteer as the remaining 5%: references, PDFs, and a girlfriend cheering every time you press ‘download’.
- You keep posting ‘semaninhas’ and ‘aninho’ recaps… how do I apply to be the consistent character arc in 2026, starring as ‘the girl who brings cachaça in the McDonald’s parking lot and holds your hand at the Ari show in Niterói’?
- You, a tiny Mandarin-speaking lesbian who forgets how to say sorry, obsessed with ‘Mistério Stereo’ and skin care… I don’t need an apology, just a playlist, a face mask, and a chance to smell ‘your scent on the seatbelt’ on the long way home.
- Since your mom said you only go to UF to talk to your friends, come prove her right: we can ‘study Letras’ together by analyzing why every tweet of yours reads like a poem and why my thesis is that I’m half in love with Beijo Lésbico Quente already.
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Lesbian lit student from Cabedelo powered by coffee, cachaça & playlists. Once filled 95% of my Google Drive with TWICE pics and still finished my papers.– @rottenworkss
Your signature cocktail
Beijo Lésbico Quente on the Rocks
This cocktail starts with cachaça infused with hibiscus and chili, a nod to their fiery lesbian chaos and nights of farra in Cabedelo and McDonald’s parking lots, like when they said they were “ansiosa p ficar assim depois de 2 beats e 1 dose de cachaça no estacionamento do mc donalds nesse carnaval” “ansiosa p ficar assim depois de 2 beats e 1 dose de cachaça no estacionamento do mc donalds nesse carnaval”. Guava juice with a goiabada twist represents the sweet-but-dramatic student who goes to the gym with “um pao e goiabada na barriga” while juggling TCC and existential crises “esqueci de comer to indo pra academia com um pao e goiabada na barriga #2026”. An espresso shot captures their academic burnout and late-night playlist curation, complaining about analyzing birds and a passerinho for pages while still obsessing over their thesis “como pode a pessoa precisar escrever cinco páginas pra falar de um poema de cinco estrofes sobre um passarinho comendo uma minhoca mds CHEGA”. A splash of sparkling water mirrors the effervescent way they over-share feelings in the Uber and treat playlists like personal albums of their life “quase chorando ouvindo essa no uber mds quem dotou o ser humano de tanto sentimento”. Finally, the lime peel and glittery sugar rim are for the pop-girlie K-pop/TWICE devotee who wants to look cute even while having a meltdown over Sci-Hub and Olivia Rodrigo, because as they say, “semaninha da beijo lesbico quente um dia com depressao um dia na farra” “semaninha da beijo lesbico quente um dia com depressao um dia na farra”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They read a lot and are self-aware about their yearly reading cycles, joking about how they start strong and then stall in the middle of the year in “incrivel como todo começo de ano eu leio horrores ai vai chegando junho/julho começa a bater uma preguiça e fico empacada no mesmo livro ate dezembro”, which fits Ravenclaw’s love of books and reflection. Their choice to study Literature and their mock-complaints about it in “estudar letras eh tao ridiculo mds ‘ai eu preciso entregar uma analise dos passaros em tres poemas pra dia 15 de janeiro’ meu amor arrume problemas reais” show a life built around language, analysis, and writing even when they make fun of it. They also think in terms of structure and aesthetics, treating playlists like "personal albums" and overthinking bus-trip durations in “problemas no paraiso estou fazendo uma playlist pra voltar no onibus de noite e todas as minhas playlists costumam ser curtas pq as vejo como albuns pessoais mas em contrapartida todos os meus trajetos de onibus sao de no minimo uma hora”, a very Ravenclaw way of systematizing personal taste. Their humor tends to be clever and metatextual, such as calling themselves a "gigolo da musica" based on Spotify match percentages in “todos os matches que faço no spotify dao mais de 90% de compatibilidade me sinto um gigolo da musica”, and playfully analyzing pop culture in “pra mim a parte mais fascinante de jetski foi a forma como o toque de midas da melody anulou o toque de merdas do pedro sampaio e graças a isso ele foi capaz de lançar uma musica boa”. While they clearly have strong emotions and loyalty to friends and fandoms, the dominant throughline is a brainy, aesthetic, word-obsessed personality—classic Ravenclaw.
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Your song
bags - Clairo
The song that best suits them is bags by Clairo, which they themselves frame as the emotional soundtrack of their life’s beginnings. They explicitly say they’re “addicted to living at the start of things” because “all of them sound like the song bags” in this tweet: “ai sinceramente COMO eu poderia NAO SER viciada em viver no inicio das coisas quando todos eles soam como a musica bags clairo na minha cabeça”. The hesitant queer yearning and messy almost-relationships in bags line up with their intense, dramatic romantic tone, like when they post lyrics about falling in love: “Se é amor, não sei, gostei, curti, me apaixonei”. They are constantly oscillating between emotional overwhelm and humor—crying in Ubers to songs and obsessing over tracks like “gnt desde que vi esse tweet diabolico tenho escutado misterio stereo obsessivamente”—which fits the bittersweet, introspective mood of bags. Their love of TWICE, melancholy indie vibes, and hyper-verbal overthinking about love, friendship, and growing up all mirror the vulnerable, tentative energy at the heart of bags. Overall, bags captures both their queer softness and their fixation on the magic and chaos of beginnings.
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