Rotterkhan
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The userâs violent, antiâmodern rhetoric and love of war (MASSIVE W for the working class đ§¨đ§¨đ§¨đ§¨đ§¨, We are gonna have to burn them alive atop their crosses) mirrors Sideshow Bobâs ruthless, revengeâdriven nature. Their pseudoâintellectual references to Nietzsche, Hegel and Machiavelli (To flip Hegel on his headâŚ, The hour is late. Machiavelli was wrongâŚ) echo Bobâs highâbrow, Shakespeareâloving villainy. They display a contempt for both left and right and a disdain for contemporary society (The modern right is driven by cuckery and Zionism, The weaker man must rely on scapegoatsâŚ) just as Bob despises the modern world of Springfield. Their frequent use of profanity and aggressive language (Your FUCKED lil duck., The working class absolutely deserves nothing, the goyim deserves nothing.) aligns with Bobâs theatrical aggression. Overall, the blend of extremist violence, intellectual posturing, and a desire to overthrow the status quo best fits the character Sideshow Bob.

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The userâs focus on abstract, longâterm systems and philosophical patterns, such as "The iron law of oligarchy is a transitional stage, I call this higher form after it, the golden law of Caesarism" and "Machiavelli was wrong in a way", shows dominant introverted intuition (Ni). Their language is highly logical and analytical, dismissing emotions and emphasizing rational causeâandâeffect, exemplified by "The lack of virtue among the capitalist class is directly responsible for Marxist socialism" and "One's ability to deal with the truth is the ultimate measure of his strength", indicating a Thinking (T) preference. The frequent use of decisive, structured statements about order and hierarchy, like "We will have power over you" and "The golden law of Caesarism is a progressive alternative to oligarchy", points to a Judging (J) orientation. Finally, the user rarely engages in personal or social chatter and instead presents ideas in a solitary, reflective style, as seen in "Never ask for forgiveness for being born" and the overall lack of direct interpersonal interaction, supporting an Introverted (I) attitude.

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Nomadic historian & philosophy junkie, wandering the TurkicâIndic steppes. Once spent three nights in a desert, emerged with a forgotten manuscript.â @Rotterkhan

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The drink is as fierce and nomadic as Rotterkhanâs selfâdescribed Yamnayan wanderer, blending rye whiskey with kumis to echo the âNomadic Yamnayan traveling across the greater Turkic and Indic world.â A smoked paprikaâinfused simple syrup and charred orange peel give it a burning heat that matches the tweet âMASSIVE W for the working class đ§¨đ§¨đ§¨đ§¨đ§¨â and the call to âburn them alive atop their crosses.â The absinthe rinse adds a nihilistic, chaotic edge, reflecting the tweet âThe modern right is driven by cuckery and Zionism.â The cocktailâs layered aggression and philosophical depth mirror the userâs claim that âThe Anglo working class needs another Cromwell to terrorise them ngl.â Together these ingredients create a volatile, warâmachineâlike experience, embodying the persona of a âwandering war machine at war with the Polity of modernity.â

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The user constantly emphasizes power and domination, e.g., 'We will have power over you. Your churches will burn, your elite will burn...' and 'The golden law of Caesarism' showing ambition. They admire strength and despise weakness, as in 'One's ability to deal with the truth is the ultimate measure of his strength.' Their focus on cunning, strategic overthrow, and desire for control aligns with Slytherin's ambition and resourcefulness. While they reference intellectual ideas, the dominant theme is the pursuit of power rather than pure wisdom, indicating Slytherin over Ravenclaw. Therefore, the user's traits match Slytherin.

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The userâs bio and many tweets describe themselves as a "Upholder of the wandering war machine at war with the Polity of modernity" and constantly call for violent uprisings like "MASSIVE W for the working class đ§¨đ§¨đ§¨đ§¨đ§¨". Their disdain for the current elite â "The modern right is driven by cuckery and Zionism" and "The lack of virtue among the capitalist class is directly responsible for Marxist socialism" â mirrors Museâs line "They will not give us a chance / We'll rise up and fight the power". The songâs chorus "Uprising" repeatedly declares "They will not give us a chance / We will rise up" which fits the userâs repeated threats such as "We will have power over you. Your churches will burn, your elite will burn". The overall theme of overthrowing an oppressive system and seizing power aligns with the userâs many posts about destroying modernity and embracing a warâlike ethos, making Museâs "Uprising" a fitting anthem.

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