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Lisa Simpson is a skinny teenage girl who often feels insecure and anxious, mirroring the user's focus on weight loss like "I'm starting to see progress (last week I was at 47,6kgs)" and "I just got out of the bmi 18 prison YAYYYY". She is academically driven and artistic, which aligns with tweets such as "Drawing while i study 💔💔" and "I want to make my layout themed of this silly guy sooooo badly". Lisa frequently deals with emotional turmoil and feeling like an outsider, reflected in self‑critical posts like "I feel like the worst person in the world right now" and the extreme statement "If Lando wins the title today, I'll cut myself". Both Lisa and the user struggle with complicated relationships with older male figures, as seen in "My boyfriend is so embarrassing , like what do you mean by him treating me like I'm a child all the time, he's 1 year and a half older than me". Finally, the user's involvement in niche online communities (#shedtwt) and desire for acceptance echo Lisa's constant search for belonging among her peers.

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The user shows strong extraverted energy by constantly addressing their audience and seeking validation, e.g., "OH MY GOD, GUYSSS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE 100 GAZILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS". Their focus on concrete, sensory details—like weight progress "I'm starting to see progress (last week I was at 47,6kgs)" and the physical sensation "I love the feeling of my hands shaking after drinking coffee"—indicates a sensing preference. Emotional language and personal values dominate their decision‑making, illustrated by "I feel like the worst person in the world right now. My boyfriend knows about my account on SHEDTWT..." showing a feeling orientation. Finally, the spontaneous, flexible style of posting (e.g., "If Lando wins the title today, I'll cut myself" and "thinking about changing my layout 💭💭") points to a perceiving rather than judging approach.

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Anime & Genshin fan, SHEDTWT regular. Coffee‑driven weight‑loss journeyer (just escaped BMI‑18 prison). Hair‑dye experimenter & layout designer.– @rottingslitz

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The Shaded Bean Jolt is a vibrant, bittersweet cocktail that captures Jacob’s ever‑changing aesthetic and high‑energy mood. A splash of coffee liqueur nods to the tweet "I love the feeling of my hands shaking after drinking coffee" and the constant "JUST HIT BABY BEANS OMG" excitement. Fresh strawberry puree adds a pink‑tinged hue, echoing the post "dyed my hair today :D". A dash of blue curaçao mirrors the desire to "thinking about changing my layout 💭💭" and the colorful, meme‑filled world of SHEDTWT. Finally, crisp vodka and a splash of soda water keep it light and low‑calorie, reflecting the "I just got out of the bmi 18 prison YAYYYY" triumphs and the drive to stay skinny.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows ambition and a drive for status, as seen in "OH MY GOD, GUYSSS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE 100 GAZILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS" and "I want to make my layout themed of this silly guy sooooo badly," indicating a desire to shape their image and gain recognition. Their focus on personal improvement, such as "I'm starting to see progress (last week I was at 47,6kgs)" and the obsessive pursuit of things they want, like "I wanted SO BADLY to buy vapes, but I don't know where they sell in my city and I look like a kid," reflects Slytherin's ambition and resourcefulness. Additionally, the dramatic self‑harm threat "If Lando wins the title today, I'll cut myself" shows a willingness to take extreme, self‑preserving actions based on outcomes, a trait often linked with Slytherin's intense self‑interest.

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The user’s frequent references to self‑harm and feeling worthless echo the core theme of "Hurt," a song about self‑inflicted pain and inner emptiness. They wrote, "If Lando wins the title today, I'll cut myself." and later confessed, "I feel like the worst person in the world right now." Their description of being trapped in a "bmi 18 prison" mirrors the lyric "What have I become?" and the sense of being stuck. They swing between moments of celebration like "OH MY GOD, GUYSSS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE 100 GAZILLIONS OF FOLLOWERS" and deep despair, reflecting the song’s contrast between confession and melancholy. This raw vulnerability and craving for validation, shown in "guys please follow my other account @rottingslitzbkp," aligns with the loneliness expressed in the line "Everyone I know has left me" from the song.

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