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They read as chaotic, playful, and a bit of a menace in a loving way, very much in line with Bart Simpson. They joke about being called names and causing trouble, like “Me dijieron pajera 😭😭😭😭” and “Murió por pelotuda”, which fits Bart’s tendency to get into dumb situations and laugh at them. Their sense of humor is loud, dramatic, and meme-y, with tweets like “HICE A HOMELANDER EN DRESS TO IMPRESS Y NADIE ENTENDIÓ 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭” and “El triplehueputa de mi gato me agarro la pata”, mirroring Bart’s over-the-top reactions. At the same time, there’s real feeling and fandom obsession behind the chaos, such as “Como q jujutsu termina en 5 capítulos, no tendré más remedio q caer en depresión de nuevo” and “Me quiero comprar la nintendo switch 😭😭😭😭😭”, which matches Bart’s emotional but not overly serious side. Their mix of pop-culture passion (comics, X-Men, Taylor Swift, Deadpool) and irreverent complaining, like “En fin, aguante dc” and “Estoy enojada”, feels much closer to Bart than to the more earnest Lisa, responsible Marge, or oblivious Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly share reactions about concerts, movies, school, family and even strangers, and seem energized by interaction and attention, like noticing a “Primer chico lindo q veo en el hospital q emoción” and loudly joking about social drama or fandom panels. Their interests and comments are strongly iNtuitive: they theorize and generalize (e.g. “Tengo la teoría d q bariloche cambia a la gente”, meta-criticizing Marvel’s direction and future mutant saga rather than just specific movies, and talking about how Bariloche or Jujutsu Kaisen affect people emotionally). The tone is clearly Feeling-oriented: their reactions are emotional and value-driven—being “enojada” at Marvel’s casting and narrative choices, despairing that “Como q jujutsu termina en 5 capítulos, no tendré más remedio q caer en depresión de nuevo”, worrying about looks (“Ojala ser linda…”), and playfully centering relationships with their mom, friends, and cat. Finally, they appear Perceiving rather than structured: they change layouts on a whim, complain about surgery plans shifting (“Lpm no me operan más”), talk about not planning or remembering things, and approach school and life with a spontaneous, go-with-the-flow attitude rather than a methodical, scheduled one. Overall their stream-of-consciousness humor, hyperfixations on media, quick emotional swings, and playful social engagement strongly resemble an ENFP profile.

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Comics, DC defender & MCU critic, freshly post‑op, forever rewatching X‑Men 97. Once saw Deadpool & Wolverine in 3D and never recovered.– @rourl0l

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is strong and chaotic like a Marvel x DC crossover night, powered by silver tequila and lime for the way they passionately rant about superhero panels and the mutant saga, as seen when they say “La verdad q si marvel está queriendo revertir lo que paso antes d endgame…”. Blue curaçao mirrors their comic-nerd heart and their location “viendo X men 97”, plus the DC love in “En fin, aguante dc”. The pink grapefruit soda brings bubbly, teen energy and fangirl sweetness, matching tweets like “VOLVIÓ LA CABRA 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐” and their Taylor/Olivia excitement in “VIENE OLIVIA LPM”. A spicy chili-salt rim reflects their sharp, unfiltered humor and occasional rage at Marvel decisions such as “Yo si me lo encuentro a kevin feige” and “Estoy enojada”. Finally, the cotton candy cloud/foam on top is their dreamy, dramatic side, the operada-en-el-hospital but still joking vibe from “El dolor después de operarme la pata😭” and emotional music moments like “Acabo d terminar de escuchar short n' sweet y WOW”.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a very Gryffindor mix of boldness, intensity, and emotional impulsiveness. Their willingness to loudly vent opinions about big fandom topics, like criticizing Marvel’s direction and RDJ’s return — for example, “La verdad q si marvel está queriendo revertir lo que paso antes d endgame y seguir con la misma formula es realmente aburrido y repetitivo. Se tendrian q enfocar en su proxima saga que es la MUTANTE…” and “Si digo lo q pienso sobre que Robert dawney jr vuelva al mcu de esta manera me encuentran muerta mañana…” — shows the classic Gryffindor trait of loudly standing by their beliefs even if it’s unpopular. They also react to things in a very all‑or‑nothing, dramatic way, like “Estoy enojada”, “Q poronga el panel, primera vez q termino decepcionada”, and the hyperbolic “Como q jujutsu termina en 5 capítulos, no tendré más remedio q caer en depresión de nuevo”, which aligns with Gryffindor’s fiery temperament. There’s physical courage and resilience too: they talk about surgery and pain without self‑pity, joking through it in tweets like “Ayer la levante a mi mamá pq me dolía el pie (estoy recién operada)…” and “El dolor después de operarme la pata😭”. Combined with their love of larger‑than‑life heroes and antiheroes — obsessing over Deadpool & Wolverine (“Q buena peli deadpool and wolverine”) and making Homelander in a game (“HICE A HOMELANDER EN DRESS TO IMPRESS Y NADIE ENTENDIÓ”) — they clearly gravitate toward bold, heroic (or anti‑heroic) figures, which is very Gryffindor-coded. Overall, their outspoken nature, emotional intensity, and attraction to heroic narratives point most strongly to Gryffindor over the other houses.

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The song 22 fits them because it captures being chaotic, emotional, and playful all at once, which matches their timeline full of jokes, whining, and fangirling. They’re clearly a hardcore Taylor fan, from saying “Fua la taylor” to getting excited when “entro al remis y esta sonando taylor 💘🥰😍😘”, so a Taylor song is the most fitting soundtrack. The mix of drama and humor in tweets like “Lpm no me operan más 😞😞😞😞😞” and “Primer chico lindo q veo en el hospital q emoción” mirrors the song’s balance of angst and carefree fun. Their love for pop culture, comics, and movies, shown in posts like “Q buena peli deadpool and wolverine”, also fits the youthful, hyper-online vibe of 22. Even their self-deprecating humor in “Ojala ser linda…” and sudden mood swings like “Bueno me cansé, me quiero ir” feel very in line with the song’s "we're happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time" energy.

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