Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Uses absurd, creative jokes like the cat-themed calendar in “imeowgine if instead of a calendar it was a catlendar...” and surreal lines like “itd be cool if a cigarette could smoke me”.
- Affectionate support: Expresses care toward others, e.g. “i hope that when i like your posts it feels like im patting you on the head” and wanting to be someone’s valentine in “who wants to be my valentine”.
- Creative expression: Posts art and character designs like “ive never drawn eridan before”, shares cosplay-related ideas such as “please keep the karkat cosplay on during sex or else i cant finish”, and talks about working on a strawpage in “i almost finished my new strawpage...”.
- Community engagement: Tries to involve followers with things like the Blooket game in “were playing fishing frenzy the code is 6016616” and polls like “please vote”.
- Emotional honesty: Shares their feelings openly, such as “goodnight. today wasnt a very good day for me” and “goodnight im feeling anxious”.
Weaknesses:
- Sexual oversharing: Makes explicit or suggestive posts, e.g. “please keep the karkat cosplay on during sex or else i cant finish”, “oomf being bred on the timeline”, and “friends with benefits... really close friends who have sex” despite bio stating they’re 14.
- Self-deprecation: Puts themself down in posts like “is my willy rubbish...?” and “am i intimidating?. :(”, suggesting low self-esteem or body insecurity.
- Attention-seeking: Frequently expresses distress when not getting engagement, such as “388 followers and none of them are joining my blooket” and feeling scared by notifications in “im getting so many notifications scary”.
- Boundary confusion: Mixes playful, childlike imagery with mature themes, e.g. wanting coloring sheets and snacks in “i want a coloring sheet and some apple juice and doritos” alongside sexual jokes like “im sorry for liking hetslop” and “pure vagina cookie and he served cunt”.
- Public anxiety: Shows being overwhelmed by social media and worry about others’ views, as in “im getting so many notifications scary” and “goodnight im feeling anxious”, which may make online interactions stressful.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They fit best as Lisa Simpson: a smart, emotionally sensitive kid who mixes silliness with bursts of serious thought. Like Lisa, they’re introspective and a bit anxious, openly saying things like “goodnight. today wasnt a very good day for me” and “goodnight im feeling anxious”, while also wondering, “am i intimidating?. :(”. They’re wordplay-heavy and nerdy in a very online way, similar to Lisa’s bookish humor and niche interests, shown by posts like “imeowgine if instead of a calendar it was a catlendar... janmewary, febmewary, meowch...”. There’s also a clear streak of social awareness and criticism, e.g. “misogyny in the homestuck fandom is a serious problem”, which lines up with Lisa’s moral and political streak. Finally, their longing for affection and connection—“i wish someone loved me and sent me little hearts <3” and “who wants to be my valentine”—feels very Lisa: outwardly clever and ironic, but deeply craving genuine closeness and understanding.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: their favorite activities are solitary and cozy, like “sitting in my nest and snuggling my plushies and eating snacks and watching harvey birdman attorney at law”, and they often express feeling anxious or having bad days, as in “goodnight im feeling anxious” and “goodnight. today wasnt a very good day for me”, which suggests a more inward, emotionally reflective focus than a socially-charged one. Their humor and interests point strongly to intuition (N): they enjoy wordplay and whimsical hypothetical scenarios like “imeowgine if instead of a calendar it was a catlendar... janmewary, febmewary, meowch...” and surreal lines such as “whats it like to be a baby lizard with no money”, showing a preference for imaginative, abstract play rather than concrete, practical detail. They fit feeling (F) over thinking: they worry about affection and connection, e.g. “hearts are so cute<3... i wish someone loved me and sent me little hearts <3”, and they frame issues in emotional/relational terms, like “misogyny in the homestuck fandom is a serious problem” and the desire for sex rooted in love and closeness in “there needs to be a better word for really close friends who have sex because they love each other a lot in a best friend way”. Their life seems unstructured and spontaneous, indicating perceiving (P): they start things on a whim and complain playfully when others don’t join (“im hosting a blooket... havent done this in a while” and “i cant start it until more people join”), abandon projects like “i almost finished my new strawpage but im scrapping it now because its too cluttered and not cute enough”, and bounce between moods and ideas rather than following a clear plan. Taken together—the introspective emotional focus, whimsical imagination, value-driven concerns, and flexible, somewhat disorganized approach—INFP best matches their online persona.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you don’t like ‘friends with benefits’ because it’s just friends for the benefits… so how about we skip the labels and just be two stupid little guys who care about each other a lot and also maybe kiss sometimes.
- You looked in the mirror and saw Kris from Deltarune; I looked at your art and timeline and saw a validation route. Be my Valentine and I promise no Snowgrave, only yellow-light cozy dates and Blooket lobbies.
- You hosted a whole Fishing Frenzy Blooket and nobody joined… if you make another room, I’ll be the first to put in the code and the last one to leave. Call it ‘really close bestie who always queues for your games’ privileges.
- As someone who’s clearly deep in Homestuck hell—Karkat happy trail, Eridan, WV, Roxy, Dave—would you consider adding one more doomed timeline where we go on a date and it somehow doesn’t end in clown-related brainrot?
- You said hearts are cute and you hope your likes feel like little headpats—if I like your posts, can it count as me patting you on the head, tucking you into your plushie nest, and telling you ‘goodnight, today might’ve sucked but you’re very, very cool actually’?
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Your new Twitter bio
14 • she/they • Homestuck enjoyer, doodler, and chronic Blooket host. Once used my own ponytail as a headphone stand and never looked back.– @rox_is_missing
Your signature cocktail
Bluhberry Catlendar Fizz
The blueberry soda with a splash of lemon captures their anxious-silly mood swings: bright but a little tart, like saying “goodnight. today wasnt a very good day for me” and later posting “yaaayy”. Cotton candy syrup reflects their soft, childish comfort vibes, wanting “a coloring sheet and some apple juice and doritos” and sitting in a nest with plushies watching “harvey birdman attorney at law”. Edible glitter or shimmer dust is for their dramatic, fandom-core flair and hyperposting chaos, from Homestuck brainrot like “please keep the karkat cosplay on during sex or else i cant finish” to silly identity bits like “i think i can be a girl and a good boy at the same time”. The tiny gummy apple slice garnish nods to their weird food thoughts—“i wish apples wre orange” and “i dont think a dress would taste good though”—turning them into something cute and snackable. Finally, the optional non-alcoholic bitter aperitif gives a safe but sharp backbone, matching their 14-year-old, non-drinking status while echoing their darker humor like “i dont wanna go to heaven its probably full of nerds” and self-aware angst in “goodnight im feeling anxious”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline shows consistent warmth, softness, and a desire to nurture others, which points strongly to Hufflepuff. They explicitly frame their likes as gentle affection, saying they hope that when they like posts it feels like a comforting gesture: “i hope that when i like your posts it feels like im patting you on the head”. They crave emotional closeness and mutual care more than drama or status, wishing for simple, loving gestures: “hearts are so cute<3 … i wish someone loved me and sent me little hearts <3” and asking “who wants to be my valentine”. Their social efforts are playful and communal—hosting a Blooket game and repeatedly encouraging others to join, as in “im hosting a blooket... havent done this in a while” and “388 followers and none of them are joining my blooket”—which reflects a focus on group fun rather than personal glory. Even on bad or anxious days, they communicate openly and gently, like in “goodnight. today wasnt a very good day for me” and “goodnight im feeling anxious”, showing emotional honesty and vulnerability more than Gryffindor-style bravado or Slytherin self-protection. While they are witty and creative, their dominant traits are kindness, a desire for cozy connection, and a nurturing, inclusive vibe, all of which align best with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
nobody - Mitski
A well-suited song for them is “nobody” by Mitski, which captures loud loneliness, emotional goofiness, and yearning in a very online, self-aware way. Their bio line “ᰔ if you won't be my valentine, could you at least give me a little bit of sympathy?” echoes the song’s desperate wish for affection, and tweets like “who wants to be my valentine” and “i wish someone loved me and sent me little hearts <3” match its central theme of wanting to be loved. At the same time, they use humor and absurdity to cope, as seen in posts like “i dont wanna go to heaven its probably full of nerds” and “i think i can be a girl and a good boy at the same time”, similar to the song’s contrast between a danceable tune and hollow, aching lyrics. Their mix of insecurity and self-deprecating comedy in tweets such as “am i intimidating?. :(” also reflects the song’s vibe of feeling small and unseen in a big, indifferent world. Overall, “nobody” captures their blend of hyper-online humor, queer-coded identity play, and intense but half-joking desire for closeness.
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