Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Resourceful Style: She finds value in second-hand items, claiming “thrift gods Are Real!!!!!!” and using affordable fabric to “make a shirt”.
- Self-Awareness: She acknowledges her own niche online persona, describing herself as a “skinny white girl stereotype” who enjoys specific subcultural aesthetics.
- Resilient Outlook: She promotes personal growth and moving past hardship, advising followers to “retire being sad” and “prune Dead flowers” from the past.
- Musical Passion: She is deeply invested in the underground scene, showing intense appreciation for artists like Jane Remover and 2hollis, even “playing Two Hollis Obby”.
- Creative Expression: Despite hair struggles, she remains committed to “doing fun styles” and maintaining a unique visual identity through fashion and hairclips.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered Eating Habits: She normalizes unhealthy behaviors, stating “everyone is at least a Little bit anorexic” and consuming “2 white monsters on an empty stomach”.
- Financial Irresponsibility: She practices extreme avoidance regarding her budget, claiming the trick to happiness is “Never ever never ever checking ur bank account”.
- Impulsive Negativity: She expresses volatile emotions frequently, such as wanting to “peel my Fucking Skin off !!!” or feeling like she is “going insane”.
- Judgmental Attitude: She displays hostility toward others' happiness, telling followers to “Cheat on him !!!!!!!!!!!” because she hates happy couples.
- Reckless Rhetoric: She jokes about dangerous activities, such as “taking 10 shots and then driving” as a form of protest against a musician.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Despite her 'cool girl' exterior, Roxie embodies a modern, digitized version of Lisa Simpson’s intellectual superiority and constant state of existential yearning. She displays a sharp, often cynical awareness of social hierarchies and subcultures, much like Lisa’s frustration with Springfield, noted when she says “Nobody in this Stupid city has a soul”. Roxie balances a deep need to be perceived as 'normal' with a high-brow appreciation for niche art and music, mirrored in her tweet “i actually need to talk to someone about this fucking guy My irls dont gaf i feel like im going insane”. Ultimately, her cycle of self-improvement and artistic obsession—seen in “change ur Self and ur Soul will follow”—reflects Lisa’s eternal struggle to find meaning in a world she finds shallow.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Roxie demonstrates Extroversion (E) through her constant externalization of inner states and a desire for social interaction, pleading, “i actually need to talk to someone about this fucking guy”. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her preoccupation with identity, vibes, and abstract transformations, seen when she advises to “kill the old self like how you prune Dead flowers”. She leads with Feeling (F), navigating the world through intense emotional surges and personal values rather than logic, often declaring “all i do is envy and envy and envy”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) trait is highlighted by a chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle where she believes “money isnt real and always comes back” and embraces being “a mess”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a 2hollis drop? Because I’d be willing to pay $175 for a shirt with your name on it, and I wouldn’t even care if it had a zio.
- Forget the thrift gods—I think I just found the ultimate find of the day, and you didn't even require a 27chf total.
- I promise I’m not just an ‘evil ass man’ trying to steal your music taste, but I’d definitely let you put on 'Chopped and Gay' in the car.
- You can keep the shoplifting coat, because you already managed to steal my attention without using the massive pockets.
- I know you said you’re dying at 26 in a club bathroom, but could we maybe grab a white Monster on an empty stomach together first?
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Digital strategist and creative consultant specializing in niche subcultures and visual trends. Once successfully thrifted an entire wardrobe for under 30 CHF.– @roxiesgrave
Your signature cocktail
The Rommulas Relapse
This drink captures the chaotic 'skater-girl-meets-pious-disciple' energy of someone whose “body is a freaking TEMPLE” fueled by caffeine and spite. The Monster base reflects her “skinny white girl stereotype” aesthetic, while the high-proof alcohol nods to her joke about “taking 10 shots” in protest of 2hollis' release schedule. The bitter grapefruit mirrors her mood when she “hate happy couples”, yet the silver glitter honors her love for “silver jewlery” and the belief that “everything is beautiful and fun” once you're off the meds. It's experimental, reckless, and perfect for someone planning on “dying at 26 in a Bathroom at a club.”
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Roxie consistently prioritizes self-preservation and aesthetic exclusivity, once claiming “U can Never outcool me” and expressing disdain for those she deems lower in the social hierarchy. Her resourcefulness is evident in her “shoplifting coat” with hidden pockets, showcasing a cunning approach to getting what she wants. She displays a classic Slytherin ambition for self-improvement and transformation, stating, “change ur Self and ur Soul will follow”. Ultimately, her blunt honesty about her own “envy and envy and envy” and her desire to “kill the old self” aligns perfectly with the house of ambition and silver-tongued survival.
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Your song
Fashion Killa - A$AP Rocky
Roxie is deeply immersed in niche internet aesthetics and archive fashion, constantly documenting her personal style and thrift finds. She explicitly defines her identity through her look, stating, “i like to think im stylish but the Truth is i'd look a fucking mess if i was 10kg heavier and skinny is in fact the outfit”. Her feed is a mix of high-speed consumerism and aesthetic gatekeeping, where she claims, “U can Never outcool me”. This obsession with visual status and being an “electroclashaholic” mirrors the song's celebration of curated high-fashion living. Ultimately, her lifestyle of “2 white monsters on an empty stomach” and chasing the “thrift gods” fits the track's focus on a girl who lives for the 'fit.
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