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Your Simpsons character
Julian's profile reflects a youthful, existential, and artistically driven personality that mirrors Lisa Simpson’s blend of intelligence and teenage angst. Like Lisa, the user often feels alienated or overwhelmed by social circles, once tweeting, “i miss my friends and i want to hangout with them evan and siren isaac kiwi come back to me...”. They display a strong passion for niche subcultures and music, particularly 2hollis, while simultaneously grappling with the mundanity of school, such as when they lamented, “when am i ever going to use congruent triangles in the real world im so serious what is the point of that.”. Despite their creative spirit, they often experience Lisa’s signature melancholy, noting that “sometimes i wonder if there's someone out there who's wanting me to die the most horrible death on their priv”. Ultimately, their habit of over-analyzing their own life and interests aligns perfectly with the sensitive, saxophone-playing prodigy of The Simpsons.

Your MBTI personality Type
Julian exhibits strong Introversion and a reliance on internal emotional states, often tweeting about solitary experiences like “drinking out of the week old [water bottles] on my side table” and feeling socially isolated compared to friends. Their Intuitive side is shown through an obsession with abstract aesthetics, music editing, and hyperbolic metaphors, such as wanting to “kill 2hollis like how set did to osiris”. As a Feeling type, they are highly sensitive to physical and emotional pain, admit to “start crying” over minor injuries, and frequently express deep affection for their interests. Finally, their Perceiving trait is evident in a self-described lack of discipline regarding schoolwork, stating “let me fail this semester yet again” because they simply don't care to catch up.

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Creative editor and student. Once survived a geometry quiz despite an AAS/ASA crisis. Enthusiast of digital aesthetics, game design, and finding the perfect bandaid.– @rraidenml

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This experimental drink is high-strung and hyper-fixated, much like Julian’s current “2hollis obsession”. It features “frozen grapes after waiting 2 hours for them” to keep it cool, and uses Sprite that definitely belongs to “whoever took the sprite i put in the fridge”. The mood is slightly dramatic, capturing the energy of a “girl who does not handle pain in the slightest”, while the Band-Aid garnish honors the time she “finally put on a bandaid” to feel better. It’s the perfect sip for someone wondering if “there's someone out there who's wanting me to die the most horrible death on their priv”.

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Julian exhibits a high degree of self-preservation and a low tolerance for others, notably shown when she tells someone “your mom doesn't love you” for taking her Sprite. Her blunt honesty regarding school—admitting “let me fail this semester yet again” because she simply does not care—reflects a Slytherin’s tendency to prioritize their own moods over societal expectations. She also possesses a dark, cunning sense of humor, wondering if “someone out there who's wanting me to die the most horrible death” is watching her. Furthermore, her intense, obsessive loyalty to specific interests like 2hollis and Devil May Cry shows a resourcefulness for finding and curating “local files” to suit her aesthetic standards. This combination of self-interest, sharp wit, and a protective inner circle makes her a clear candidate for the house of the serpent.

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Julian’s online identity is heavily defined by their intense fixation on the artist 2hollis, frequently oscillating between adoration and hyperbolic aggression. They express a deep immersion in his discography, admitting, “i've listened to like 300 hollis songs they all start to blend together”, and even humorously wishing to “kill 2hollis like how set did to osiris”. This track's glitchy, experimental energy mirrors Julian's chaotic lifestyle of “drinking out of the week old [water bottles] on my side table” while procrastinating on schoolwork. The song's blend of medieval imagery and modern digital fatigue perfectly suits someone who alternates between “dmc4... aesthetics” and the existential dread of being a “girl who does not handle pain in the slightest”.

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