Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Radical Self-Acceptance: Refuses to change for others and embraces their body, stated in “I will never change”.
- Devoted Partner: Frequently expresses intense affection for their spouse, even “stalking my spouse's location :3” as a sign of interest.
- Artistic Creativity: Engages in drawing and character design, such as “twin dilfs perhaps #ocart”.
- Community Builder: Actively creates spaces for niche interests by launching a “Soul Eater profic discord server”.
- Transparent Communicator: Openly shares personal health updates, including their “diagnosed with autism” news.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Language: Uses derogatory slurs casually in posts like “retardr”.
- Emotional Instability: Admits to extreme reactions, such as “crying” over losing four followers.
- Antisocial Tendencies: Expresses hostility toward family, specifically “directly targeted at my brother”.
- Boundary Issues: Posts highly explicit content publicly, such as “and by it I mean my peniz”.
- Obsessive Behavior: Admits that being “forever obsessed” with their interests is an illness.
Your Simpsons character
Otto Mann
Michael’s online presence captures the chaotic, hyper-fixated, and unabashedly 'freaky' energy of The Simpsons’ resident bus driver. He shares Otto's intense devotion to specific subcultures, often “posting freak shit” and embracing a self-described “angry depressed incel” aesthetic that mirrors Otto's burnout lifestyle. Much like Otto’s impulsive nature, Michael admits to being “forever obsessed with anything i have come to like” and frequently uses colorful, irreverent language. Ultimately, his mix of niche interests, neurodivergent pride, and a “back on my bullshit” attitude aligns perfectly with the show's most iconic alternative slacker.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Michael exhibits Extroversion through an intense need for external validation and interaction, explicitly demanding, “with my spouse just. just pay attention to me. Witness me. For free even”. Their Intuition is evident in their deep immersion in fictional worlds and 'yume' shipping, often connecting abstract concepts like how “microbiomes in your mouths become essentially the same” to romantic devotion. They prioritize Feeling, making decisions based on intense personal emotions and vulnerability, such as when they discuss their “struggles with body image and how they 'love [their partner] endlessly'”. Finally, their Perceiving trait shows in a spontaneous, unfiltered posting style and a self-admitted lack of organization, seen when they “forgot his stitches” on a drawing or impulsively decide to “unprivated. fear me”.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Soul Eater fandom? Because I’m ready to join your discord, accept all your 'proship' headcanons, and let you be the Stein to my absolute madness.
- I promise I’m not like a Midwesterner in winter—I’ll keep our spark at a comfortable 60 degrees so you can stay in your tank top and pajama bottoms all year round.
- Is your name Mifune? Because even though you're already married to him, I’m willing to 'dilfmax' just to be the second-best swordsman in your heart.
- I’m not a gambler, but I’d definitely stop whatever I’m doing to reply to you—no apple eating or stalking required, just pure obsession.
- You don't need to cry when people unfollow you anymore; I’m here to be the 'safety blanket' you never have to throw away.
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Your new Twitter bio
22. Midwest-based artist and Soul Eater enthusiast. Once had a 4-month meltdown over Batman pajamas, but I’ve since channeled that passion into digital art.– @rredreposedd
Your signature cocktail
The Dilfmaxing Profic Punch
This experimental, high-ABV cocktail is crafted for a 22-year-old who is “already having my dilf transformation”. The drink avoids “dry ass fuzz skin” by using peeled peaches, while the sparking cider honors the person he loves enough to “stop gambling to reply to”. It’s a chaotic, 'freak shit' blend that perfectly suits someone who unironically wants to “dilfmax” while managing a “Soul Eater profic discord server”. Served in a glass you can “stalk your spouse's location” with, it's as bold and unhinged as Michael himself.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Michael exhibits strong Slytherin traits through his intense focus on self-preservation and the cultivation of an exclusive, protective inner circle. He demonstrates a sharp, defensive edge when threatened, stating, “not accepting new followers... I'm currently being harassed and i can't have this person sneaking back into my life”, which showcases the classic Slytherin preference for curated loyalty over general openness. His blunt honesty and pride in his specific lifestyle choices, such as when he asserts “I love being a Fat Fuck... being an angry depressed incel sometimes is hot”, reflect a resourceful self-acceptance and a refusal to conform to external standards. Furthermore, his fixation on his spouse and the dark, transformative nature of his interests—like his desire for “steins scarification” if family ties are severed—aligns with the house’s reputation for deep, albeit occasionally obsessive, personal ambitions and bonds.
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Freak on a Leash - Korn
The song's visceral energy and themes of neurodivergence and intense obsession perfectly mirror Michael’s digital presence. He openly navigates life with various diagnoses, recently sharing, “i got diagnosed with autism today . That's insane 2 me because what do you mean I'm autistic... Because schizophrenia and bipolar disorder are Already A Lot”. The lyrics reflect his self-described “freak shit” and his fixation on Soul Eater characters like Stein and Mifune, often blending dark aesthetic appreciation with personal vulnerability. Michael’s unfiltered approach to his identity and relationships is captured in his admission: “nothing ever. i am forever obsessed with anything i have come to like and yes it's an illness”, a sentiment that aligns with the raw, chaotic spirit of the track.
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