Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Shows emotional insight, e.g. reflecting on hurt and boundaries in “eu fico PUTA que a ausência é sim uma resposta” and “curando onde dói” in “curando onde dói”.
- Affectionate-friend: Frequently celebrates friends and shared moments, like “realmente amo muito os meus amigos……” and talking about going to shows with Smith and Mafe in “eu e smith em sp semana q vem”.
- Humorous-witty: Uses playful absurd humor, e.g. “por que a twilight do my little poney não impediu a queda do império romano em 476 d.c?” and the “silene seagal” joke in “olha quem vem lá?”.
- Culturally-engaged: Engages a lot with music, film, and TV, such as praising songs in “essa DIVA” and reacting to movies in “esse filme é tão lindo puta que pariu”.
- Self-reflective: Thinks about personal growth, like talking about aura and therapy ideas in “se hoje eu tô mais fraca é porque me dei esse luxo amanhã estarei mais forte porque entendi o fluxo pontos de aura” and thanking Ana Suy in “obrigada por tudo ana suy”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Uses very strong phrasing toward others, like “esse matheus é um retardado né” and “caralho odeio homem”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks about themselves in a very negative way, e.g. “sou muito burra e infelizmente tenho como provar” and “me sentindo a cachorra mais burra do calçadão”.
- Dramatic-reactivity: Expresses intense reactions that sound overwhelming, such as “TO COM ANSIEDADE MEU DEUS VO TÁ ASSIM DEPOIS DE AMANHÃ NÃO TO AGUENTANDO VO MORRE” and “smith assistindo talk to me dublado não dá vou me matar hoje”.
- Impulsive-spending: Acknowledges disregarding finances for experiences, like “mano vou gastar todo meu dinheiro do mês indo pra são paulo mas não quero nem saber”.
- Conflict-intensity: Mentions or jokes about extreme responses in conflict, e.g. “mafe falando pro cozinheiro do massas castel se matar” and wishing harm like “espero q um rato morda esse daí”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because this user mixes intense feelings, social awareness, and artsy sensibility in a very self-aware way, just like her. They’re openly emotional and reflective about relationships and absence, as in “eu fico PUTA que a ausência é sim uma resposta”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to overthink emotional dynamics. They clearly care about culture and music in a slightly obsessive, earnest way, posting songs and reacting deeply to them, like “esse filme é tão lindo puta que pariu” and “chorando no trabalho vendo vídeo do one direction isso q o capitalismo faz com a gente”. There’s also a streak of political and social consciousness, seen in “gente q bafo vou tirar minha carteira finalmente te amo lula” and the joking-but-serious critique in “eu acho muito engraçado quando um homem, pra se sentir superior, começa a odiar tudo o que a mulher gosta”, which is very Lisa-coded. At the same time, their dramatic humor and self-deprecation, like “me sentindo a cachorra mais burra do calçadão”, matches Lisa’s blend of brains, angst, and melodramatic flair rather than the pure chaos of Bart or the obliviousness of Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as strongly social and energized by people, talking constantly about friends, shows, trips and dates, e.g. planning to travel and spend all their money just to be happy with friends in São Paulo in “mano vou gastar todo meu dinheiro do mês indo pra são paulo mas não quero nem saber vou ser mt feliz”, and fantasizing about romance like “ideia de date : ir no piscinão de ramos”, which fits an Extrovert (E) more than an introvert. Their tweets are emotional, associative and idea‑driven rather than detail‑focused, like the absurd musing “por que a twilight do my little poney não impediu a queda do império romano em 476 d.c?” and the metaphorical line “all my blood for the sweetness of her laughter”, pointing to Intuition (N) over Sensing. They prioritize feelings, relationships and values over detached logic, frequently proclaiming emotional reactions such as “caralho odeio homem”, “eu fico PUTA que a ausência é sim uma resposta”, and intensely praising people and artists as “MAE” or “queen,” which is classic Feeling (F). Their lifestyle and voice seem spontaneous and flexible rather than structured: they impulsively decide trips (“mano vou gastar todo meu dinheiro do mês indo pra são paulo mas não quero nem saber”), describe themselves in chaotic, humorous ways like “hoje acordei meio macarrão na taça”, and joke about being the “dumbest dog on the boardwalk” in “me sentindo a cachorra mais burra do calçadão”, all suggesting Perceiving (P) over Judging. Altogether, the energetic social focus, imaginative humor, emotionally expressive tone, and go‑with‑the‑flow decisions best match an ENFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you can survive Smith watching *Talk to Me* dubbed, you can definitely survive a horror double-feature date with me — original audio, cuddle translation included.
- You say teleportation beats stopping time, but if I could freeze a moment it’d be you and me at that show on the 5th, screaming the lyrics like when you and Mafe heard that song live.
- You’re out here crying over Mac Miller, planning coffee dates, and curing where it hurts — if you ever need a new soundtrack for ‘pool boy at the vampire mansion’, I volunteer as the tragic love interest.
- Since your Bumble prompt is guessing Shiminha’s name, here’s my proposal: I guess right, you teach me the Jamal passinho; I guess wrong, I still get a coffee date. Statistically, I win either way.
- You’re the person who’d spend all their money going to São Paulo, complain about capitalism at work while crying over One Direction, then thank Ana Suy for the emotional damage — that’s exactly the kind of chaotic energy I’d like to kiss all night, before there’s ‘just no use’ in pretending I’m not obsessed with you.
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New Friburgo observer, concert crier & cat-mom to Shiminha. Once cried at work watching One Direction. Opinions on films, men & Mac Miller, in that order.– @rrrrrrrrrats
Your signature cocktail
Pool Boy at the Vampire Mansion Spritz
This drink is fizzy and dramatic like their timeline, starting with sparkling rosé for the chaotic romance energy of “u + me on a coffee date (prophetic)” and “quero muito viver um romance com um italiano… é um must!”. The espresso shot represents crying-at-work exhaustion and overthinking, as in “chorando no trabalho vendo vídeo do one direction isso q o capitalismo faz com a gente” and the all‑caps anxiety of “TO COM ANSIEDADE MEU DEUS VO TÁ ASSIM DEPOIS DE AMANHÃ NÃO TO AGUENTANDO VO MORRE”. Blackberry syrup brings a dark, emo sweetness, matching lines like “all my blood for the sweetness of her laughter” and their devotion to beautiful, sad men such as “te amo mac miller” and “eu fico DOENTE só de pensar que, realmente, o zayn malik é o homem mais bonito que já pisou na terra”. A dash of absinthe nods to the slightly unhinged, mystical humor of the vampire mansion bio and chaotic gems like “por que a twilight do my little poney não impediu a queda do império romano em 476 d.c?”. Finally, the lime peel twist cuts through the drama with sharp wit, just like their cutting takes in “eu acho muito engraçado quando um homem, pra se sentir superior, começa a odiar tudo o que a mulher gosta” and the deadpan “queria que a solidão masculina fosse real”. Strong, a bit bitter, a bit sweet, and definitely extra—this spritz is meant to be sipped while tweeting “ME MENCIONA” at the universe “KKKKKKKKKKKKKK ME MENCIONA”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline is dominated by affection for friends and a strong sense of attachment, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They repeatedly uplift the people close to them, like when they say “realmente amo muito os meus amigos……” and hype up specific friends with tweets like “eu e smith em sp semana q vem” and “mafe eh assim cmg”. There’s also a strong loyalty and softness under the chaos: they get emotional about music and shared experiences, e.g. “e quando eu e mafe ouvimos essa ao vivo” and “quando o smith dedicou essa pro igor e acabou com o meu dia”, showing how deeply they value shared moments. Even when they’re jokingly harsh, it’s usually in defense of their feelings or boundaries, like “eu fico PUTA que a ausência é sim uma resposta”, which reflects a down-to-earth concern with fairness and reciprocity. While they are witty and dramatic, the emotional constancy, loyalty to their circle, and emphasis on care and connection align them most strongly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
A well‑suited song for @rrrrrrrrrats is “Teenage Dream” because their timeline mixes romantic chaos, drama, and intense friendship energy with a very playful tone. They constantly weave love, flirtation, and idealized romance into jokes, like wanting an Italian romance in “quero muito viver um romance com um italiano… é um must!” and the prophetic coffee date vibe in “u + me on a coffee date (prophetic)”. There’s also a strong streak of melodramatic longing and heartbreak that fits the song’s mix of euphoria and vulnerability, seen in posts like “tell me the truth boy, am i losing you FOR GOODDD??????!!?? we used to kiss all night but 😫 now 😫 there’s 😫 just 😫 no 😫 use” and “posso perder os beijos mais tristes esta noite”. At the same time, they’re deeply attached to their friends and shared experiences—crying over shows and trips to São Paulo in “mano vou gastar todo meu dinheiro do mês indo pra são paulo mas não quero nem saber vou ser mt feliz” and “eu e smith” tweets—which mirrors the song’s youthful, ride‑or‑die energy. Their mix of humor, romantic craving, heightened feelings, and nostalgia for music and pop culture (from One Direction to Mac Miller) all resonate with the dreamy, hyper-emotional universe of Teenage Dream.
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