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Your Simpsons character
The user’s self‑description as 'The famous pizza who came to life' and his frequent food‑and‑drink jokes echo Homer’s love of pizza and beer, as seen in tweets like 'I only drink socially, but I’m very popular.' and 'On a Virgin (errr, Alaska) flight and there is no alcohol on board.' He also makes blunt, profanity‑laden political rants such as 'Trump is what a traitor thinks a patriot sounds like.' and 'Republicans claim the government doesn’t work and set it out to prove it,' mirroring Homer’s often simplistic and cynical view of authority. His tendency to post absurd predictions ('Jake Paul will be the Republican nominee for President in 2044') matches Homer’s occasional clueless optimism. Overall, the blend of food obsession, love of alcohol, crass humor, and shallow political commentary aligns best with Homer Simpson.

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The user frequently engages with the public and reacts to other posts, showing extraversion, as in the tweet "It is incredibly stupid to believe wealthy people who live in NYC are price sensitive..." and "Watching videos of every city in the world celebrating like this is the end of WWII is very satisfying." They focus on concrete, sensory details—e.g., "Original Joe’s used a different, inferior bread for their French Dip" and "On a Virgin (errr, Alaska) flight and there is no alcohol on board"—indicating a sensing preference. Their arguments are logical and critical, often dismissing opposing views with rational-sounding statements like "Anyone who says otherwise is 100% full of shit," reflecting a thinking orientation. The user displays a decisive, organized style, making absolute judgments such as "Republicans are the embodiment of fear itself" and "This is literally the worst thing I've ever read," which aligns with a judging preference.

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SF/LA-based content strategist, political commentator, pizza aficionado. Survived the '86 blizzard—still serving hot takes & hot slices.– @rsomething

Your signature cocktail
The Blizzard Pizza Martini captures Jimmy Pizza’s origins as a living slice born in the "blizzard of ‘86" with crushed ice representing the cold storm, while pepperoni‑infused vodka and tomato juice echo his pizza identity ("The famous pizza who came to life…"). The dash of hot sauce adds the fiery edge of his outspoken political rants, like when he wrote, "Republicans are the embodiment of fear itself: nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror…" and "I only drink socially, but I’m very popular." A splash of lime juice nods to his love of margarita mix ("There is Margarita mix though.") and the overall drink feels both social and bold, just like his tweet: "Watching videos of every city in the world celebrating like this is the end of WWII is very satisfying." The garnish of a tiny pizza‑crust rim ties back to his complaint about original Joe’s inferior bread and his constant references to food.

Your Hogwarts House
Jimmy Pizza displays classic Gryffindor bravery by openly confronting powerful groups, such as when he writes "It is incredibly stupid to believe wealthy people who live in NYC are price sensitive...". He defends his community with fierce conviction, declaring "Anyone who says otherwise is 100% full of shit" about the thriving neighborhoods he lives in. His willingness to call out political figures, like saying "Trump is what a traitor thinks a patriot sounds like," shows a bold, daring attitude. He also challenges popular narratives, noting "Republicans are the embodiment of fear itself" which reflects his readiness to speak truth to power. These outspoken, courageous statements align him most closely with Gryffindor, the house of bravery and daring.

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The punk anthem 'American Idiot' by Green Day mirrors @rsomething’s combative, satirical stance on American politics, as seen in tweets like 'Republicans are the embodiment of fear itself: nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror at whatever doesn't fit their narrow worldview.' Their sarcastic jab at wealthy New Yorkers—'It is incredibly stupid to believe wealthy people who live in NYC are price sensitive ... If they didn't like it, they’d have moved to fucking Indianapolis ten years ago'—echoes the song’s critique of media‑fed conformity. A self‑deprecating line such as 'I only drink socially, but I’m very popular' captures the same tongue‑in‑cheek rebellion of the chorus. The absurd prediction 'Jake Paul will be the Republican nominee for President in 2044' fits the exaggerated, hyperbolic tone of the track. Overall, the high‑energy, anti‑establishment vibe of 'American Idiot' aligns perfectly with the user’s mix of political outrage, humor, and quirky pop‑culture references.

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