ruallsion
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Posts frequently about Catholic history, anime, and sports, showing strong enthusiasm
- Knowledgeable: Cites Catholic signers of the Declaration and early‑colonial facts in multiple tweets
- Humorous: Uses sarcasm and memes such as “AI slop” and jokes about anime tropes
- Empathetic: Shares personal joy over cousin’s cancer‑free news and celebrates others’ milestones
- Creative: Invents original theories (e.g., linking Emet to Galleila) and unique meme captions
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- Sexist: Tweets advise blocking women or claim women lecturing preteens will fix problems
- Xenophobic: Advocates immigration policies that favor native citizens and disparages immigrants
- Misinformed: States the Iliad and Odyssey are 100 % accurate historical accounts
- Harsh: Uses derogatory terms like “hag” and “goyim” toward groups
- Polarizing: Strongly endorses controversial political figures and dismisses opposing viewpoints
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
The user shows a strong anti‑immigration stance, e.g., 'Immigration policy should only serve to benefit the native sons and daughters. I don’t care about being special and importing a billion people a year for the sake of GDP if it means our children will have a worse life.' and admires far‑right figures like Stephen Miller, 'He’s the most consistent person in the admin. I love Stephen Miller.' They also express misogynistic advice, 'This is why you should block every woman you see on social media unless they’re an anime account.' These traits mirror Mr. Burns’ elitist, xenophobic, and power‑hungry personality, as Burns often dismisses the common folk and seeks to preserve his own wealth and status. Additionally, the user’s obsession with historical grandeur, such as 'The Iliad is a 100% accurate account of Achilles’ real exploits', echoes Burns’ nostalgia for an old‑world order.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
The user frequently posts and engages with many topics, showing extraverted energy, e.g., "I'm going to Sacramento on Sunday. I'm so excited to see the fog". Their comments often link broad ideas and speculative history, such as "The Iliad is a 100% accurate account of Achilles' real exploits", indicating an intuitive style. They prioritize logical argument and factual framing, as in "Facts might not care about your feelings, but all Shapiro cares about is Israel", reflecting a thinking preference. Their statements are decisive and structured, like "Immigration policy should only serve to benefit the native sons and daughters", showing a judging orientation.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we were both on the JMU football team, I’d be the extra point after your touchdown—because your smile scores more than any Longhorn defense.
- Are you a One Piece fan? I’d brave the Grand Line, trade my Wapol action figure, and still come back just to spend a ‘treasure’ night with you.
- If you were Jiraiya’s favorite student, I’d be the Toad Sage who protects you—so you never have to fight the ninja world alone.
- You must be the real Achilles—every time you walk into a room, my heart goes to war, and I’m ready to be your loyal Patroclus.
- If I were an elf from Dungeon Meshi, I’d cook a love stew with the finest ingredients—just enough to make even the toughest monsters (and you) melt.
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Catholic, West-coast grad, anime & Greek myth fan, political commentator, video-game nostalgic (survived an 8th-grade Xbox binge).– @ruallsion
Your signature cocktail
Crusader's Sea Warlord
The Crusader's Sea Warlord mixes dark rum, sweet honey syrup, Japanese sake, and aromatic amaro to echo @ruallsion’s blend of Catholic history, pirate fantasies, and anime fandom. The dark rum honors the “seven warlords of the sea” tweet ("About to become one of the seven warlords of the sea, who wants to join my crew?") and the adventurous spirit of “ND versus SEC in hypothetical matchups”. Honey adds a touch of the “Praise God” optimism seen in "Praise God, my cousin just got the news that she’s cancer free!" while the amaro nods to the ancient references like "One of the 13 colonies was literally named for the Blessed Mother as a refuge for Catholics" and the Iliad obsession. Sake brings in the anime love highlighted by "I think Jiraiya is my favorite Naruto character so far". The cocktail’s bitter‑sweet balance mirrors the user’s mix of serious political commentary ("Immigration policy should only serve to benefit the native sons and daughters.") and meme‑driven humor ("Fakecels can’t handle a seasonal word").
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user’s tweets reveal a strong drive for power and competition, hallmark traits of Slytherin. They proclaim, "About to become one of the seven warlords of the sea, who wants to join my crew?" and "I hope I get picked for Texas," showing clear ambition. The user also admires politically ambitious figures, writing "He’s the most consistent person in the admin. I love Stephen Miller." Their confrontational tone and strategic use of sarcasm, e.g., "Facts might not care about your feelings, but all Shapiro cares about is Israel," indicate cunning and resourcefulness. Together these patterns align best with Slytherin’s values of ambition, cunning, and determination.
Your movie
Your song
Achilles Last Stand - Led Zeppelin
The user constantly references ancient Greek heroes, proclaiming "The Iliad is a 100% accurate account of Achilles’ real exploits" and boasting "About to become one of the seven warlords of the sea, who wants to join my crew?" which shows a self‑identification as a warrior. "Achilles Last Stand" by Led Zeppelin is an epic rock anthem that celebrates the legendary hero Achilles and a fierce, defiant fight, matching the user's fascination with mythic battles. The song’s powerful, almost hymn‑like intensity also echoes the user's frequent religious language, such as praising God and referencing Catholic identity. Their rebellious, independent attitude is evident in tweets like "I’m not going to take life advice from a guy who’s never really worked a real job," which aligns with the song’s unapologetic, triumphant tone. Overall, the combination of mythic hero worship, warlike ambition, and a defiant, faith‑infused spirit makes this track a perfect fit.
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