Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows deep enthusiasm and dedication to Blackpink and Rosé, e.g. hyping Grammys and making headers in “foi aqui que pediram header da Rosé com o tema Grammy?” and celebrating Rosé’s potential Grammy in “lembrando vcs que está chegando o grammy e a rosé vai ser a primeira cantora de kpop a levar um pra casa”.
- Humorous attitude: Uses humor and self‑irony about insomnia, Rant vs main, and timeline chaos, like “amo ficar de madrugada no twitter, parece q é o unico momento que essa merda fica engraçada” and “n sei nem pra que eu tenho rant, nunca posto nada la”.
- Musically curious: Explores and shares varied music/solos, e.g. threads on lesser‑known k‑pop soloists in “Solistas de kpop paucos conhecidos que você deveria acompanhar e que merecem sua atenção. A thread” and multiple Spotify links like “agr vamo falar de musica boa”.
- Socially engaged: Engages with broader topics like politics and reality TV discourse, e.g. criticizing Trump in “quanto mais os trump afundar mais o mundo vai prosperar” and discussing race/victimization in “Eu entendo que ela é uma mulher negra… Mas por que tudo ela se vitimiza?”.
- Emotionally expressive: Open about feelings, whether envy, insomnia, or needing therapy, as in “preciso de terapia”, “puta insonia do caralho”, and relationship longing in “queria namorar, papo de @ na bio e os caraio a 4”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive language: Frequently uses harsh insults and profanity toward people and fanbases, e.g. “vai pró inferno, não aguento mais ver ia da jennie com aquele ser” and “pqp acabei de ver trechos… PUTA QUE PARIU Q VERGONHA ALHEIA DO CARALHO”.
- Hostile stan culture: Displays combative fandom behavior, attacking other artists/fans, such as “eu teria vergonha de comparar a ariana grande com eles” and mocking rival fans in “Eterno vice, dá bença pro teu pai prr”.
- Judgmental tone: Often dismisses others as “burros” or ridiculous, e.g. “ai gente burra é tão micoso” and predicting infidelity in “dou 3 meses pra essa menina ser corna”.
- Negativity focus: Timeline leans heavily on complaints and rants—about insomnia, unemployment, teams, and shows—like “desemprego é o inferno da humanidade” and “vai a merda com a time desgraçado desse”.
- Potential insensitivity: Comments on sensitive topics can come off blunt or dismissive, for example questioning a Black woman’s “victimization” in “Mas por que tudo ela se vitimiza? Acho que quase todos nós já sabemos qual o sofrimento de uma mulher negra na sociedade atual”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user’s mix of chaos, mischief, and oddly sweet sincerity lines up best with Bart Simpson. Like Bart, they’re irreverent, loud, and love stirring the pot, whether it’s politics (“quanto mais os trump afundar mais o mundo vai prosperar, e só vai ser definitivo quando ele morrer”) or fandom wars (“vai pró inferno, não aguento mais ver ia da jennie com aquele ser. EM PLENO 2026 VCS AINDA SHIPPAM AQUELA PORCARIA, VÃO VIVER PORRA”). Their trolling humor and trash-talk toward rivals and haters (“sai dai invejoso, o unico cheirinho q eu conheço é desse nariz de porco q n ta ganhando NADA. Eterno vice, dá bença pro teu pai prr”) feel exactly like Bart roasting Skinner or Moe. At the same time, there’s a softer, emotional side under the sarcasm, visible in their intense stanning and sentimental freak-outs over idols and music (“to chorando, agr só vou ver uma tour daqui 4 anos”, “desculpa, mas number one girl nunca chegará aos pés de gone. Sempre será a melhor musica da rosé”). They also show classic Bart-style restlessness and late-night screen addiction, like bingeing TikTok and fanfics until dawn (“eu amo ver tiktok de madrugada, é simplesmente o app mais engraçado da internet”, “vcs não tem noção do quanto é terapêutico ler au e fanfic de madrugada enquanto ta todo mundo dormindo”). Overall, the combination of rebellion, comedy, and hidden vulnerability makes Bart the closest Simpsons match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly comment on social events, fandom discourse, and interact with others, showing high social energy, e.g. “amo ficar de madrugada no twitter, parece q é o unico momento que essa merda fica engraçada” and “renzin smp na cena do crime”. Their focus is more on impressions, possibilities and interpretations than on concrete how‑to details, a hallmark of Intuition, as in imagining future scenarios for idols like “rosé grammy deadline virando hit jennie novo album solo lisa novo album solo rosé novo album com musica animada...”. They consistently react from personal values and emotional resonance rather than detached logic, pointing to Feeling, for example defending or criticizing people with strong emotional language in “essa mulher tá cada vez mais se tornando um ser desprezível, por isso perde enxurradas de fãs tds os dias” and passionate stan tweets like “fico pasma como essa mulher consegue ser tão perfeita apenas sendo ela mesma”. Their lifestyle appears spontaneous and flexible rather than structured, suggesting Perceiving: they stay up late on impulse “puta insonia do caralho”, bounce between obsessions “to com hiperfoco nessa do devkota”, and joke about not using their rant account as intended “n sei nem pra que eu tenho rant, nunca posto nada la”. Overall, the mix of high social engagement, imaginative fandom projections, emotionally charged stanning, and loose, go‑with‑the‑flow habits aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said “falar com ex n é errado, errado é n falar” — so I’m here doing the right thing in advance, before we even date: talking to you nonstop.
- If Rosé wins that Grammy like you predicted, we should celebrate properly: you teach me about Blackpink lore, I’ll prove ‘number one girl’ might not beat ‘Gone’, but I can still be your number one boy.
- You keep saying you’re jealous of people who are dating and have @ in the bio… I volunteer as tribute. We can fix both our relationship status AND our profiles in one night.
- You’re out here hyperfixated on Devkota, looping that Spotify track, crying over the end of the tour, and still being ‘a pessoa mais legal do mundo’ — at this point, I don’t know if I’m a blink or just in love with your timeline.
- You stay up with insomnia, reading BP AUs and laughing at TikToks de madrugada… let me be the plot twist where someone finally DMs you and turns that cursed ‘puta insônia do caralho’ into a late-night call with benefits: company, music recs, and zero taenie on the TL.
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K‑pop stan, Flamengo sufferer, late‑night TikTok critic. Once opened Twitter ‘just to check one thing’ and left three hours later with a new playlist.– @rubyfodida
Your signature cocktail
Deadline Hyperfocus Sour
This cocktail is wired and chaotic, just like their late-night Twitter marathons and “puta insonia do caralho” energy, fueled by “puta insonia do caralho” and staying up to “ver uns video de warzone”. The cachaça-espresso base hits hard for someone who claims to be “a pessoa mais legal do mundo.” The pink grapefruit and blackberry liqueur mirror their romantic, slightly dramatic side, always “queria namorar, papo de @ na bio e os caraio a 4” while also being “encantado” with music and people. Spicy ginger syrup represents the way they drag idols, ex-BBBs, and even Trump with zero filter, as in “quanto mais os trump afundar mais o mundo vai prosperar”. The sparkling water finish keeps it playful and fizzy, echoing their k-pop stan chaos, screaming about Rosé’s Grammy chances in “lembrando vcs que está chegando o grammy e a rosé vai ser a primeira cantora de kpop a levar um pra casa” and being “viciado nessa aqui pqp to enlouquecendo” over songs. Overall it’s strong, a bit bitter, a bit sweet, and deeply online—perfect for someone whose whole vibe is “「 DEADLINE ⎯ 02.27」” and permanent hyperfocus threads.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows strong Slytherin traits: sharpness, confrontation, and a clear sense of "us vs. them." They openly relish enemies failing, as in “quanto mais os trump afundar mais o mundo vai prosperar, e só vai ser definitivo quando ele morrer”, which reflects a ruthless, zero-sum view of the world rather than empathetic patience. Their way of defending idols and fandoms is aggressive and combative, for example “vai pró inferno, não aguento mais ver ia da jennie com aquele ser. EM PLENO 2026 VCS AINDA SHIPPAM AQUELA PORCARIA, VÃO VIVER PORRA” and “sai dai invejoso, o unico cheirinho q eu conheço é desse nariz de porco q n ta ganhando NADA. Eterno vice, dá bença pro teu pai prr”, showing instinct to dominate and humiliate rivals. They also display strategic social thinking and a desire for status or recognition, such as wanting visible relationship status and curated identity in “queria namorar, papo de @ na bio e os caraio a 4” and “indo dormir feliz agr que ajeitei meu profile, amanhã é a bio”. While they have moments of humor and warmth, the dominant pattern is ambitious, caustic, and defensive of their in‑group—classic Slytherin energy rather than the more idealistic boldness of Gryffindor or the inclusive gentleness of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
thank u, next - Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande’s thank u, next fits them because it balances chaos, confidence, and emotional self-awareness in the same way their timeline does. They openly talk about relationships and exes with a mix of irony and honesty, like when they say “falar com ex n é errado, errado é n falar” and admit they “queria namorar, papo de @ na bio e os caraio a 4” while posting about wanting a partner. The song’s energy of moving forward while still being dramatic and loud matches their flair for intense opinions and stan passion, such as “vai pró inferno, não aguento mais ver ia da jennie com aquele ser. EM PLENO 2026 VCS AINDA SHIPPAM AQUELA PORCARIA, VÃO VIVER PORRA”. They also worship powerful pop women like Jennie, Rosé, and Ariana-level icons, as seen in “eu teria vergonha de comparar a ariana grande com eles” and their Grammy dreams for Rosé, which mirrors the self-assured, main-character energy of thank u, next. Overall, the song’s mix of petty, self-love, and moving on feels perfectly aligned with their chaotic, funny, pop-stan persona.
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