ruffledsavior
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-Aware: He admits his emotional needs, e.g., "i wish there was a way to love someone without requiring anything from them".
- Creative: He writes vivid, poetic scenes, like the description of a Chinese shop woman and the city narrative.
- Empathetic: He tells followers their likes matter, saying "likes aren't meaningless... i see you... i love you".
- Reflective: He shares philosophical insights, such as "you don't chase the gem, the gem chases you."
- Honest: He openly shares insecurities, e.g., fearing he’ll never be as reliable as the thumbs‑up emoji.
Weaknesses:
- Objectifying: Repeatedly dehumanizes women, using terms like "foid", "egirl", and suggesting microchipping a girlfriend.
- Boundary Issues: Suggests controlling behavior, e.g., "if i had a girlfriend i would microchip her" and "if i had a baby i would never do anything in front of it."
- Negative Self-Talk: Often self‑deprecates, as in "when i have a son i hope he's not a chad because i'd f***ing hate him."
- Impulsivity: Acts on whims, such as "decided not to shower this week" and "forceing myself to not make her my lock screen after the first date."
- Contradictory Attitudes: Claims allyship while using misogynistic language, e.g., "i am an ally" alongside objectifying remarks.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Milhouse is the quintessential insecure, love‑struck kid who constantly wonders why he can’t get a girlfriend, just as ruffledsavior repeatedly laments his romantic failures ('when i have a son i hope he's not a chad because i'd fucking hate him', 'i wish there was a way to love someone without requiring anything from them'). The user’s self‑identification as a 'sensitive young man' and repeated calls to be a 'reply guy' echo Milhouse’s reputation as the awkward, earnest teenager who seeks validation ('i’m a sensitive young man', 'oomf is my friend, not an object for my lust'). Their obsession with 'egirls', 'foids', and the need for likes ('likes aren’t meaningless... i see you. i’m here') mirrors Milhouse’s constant craving for attention and acceptance from his peers. The user’s feelings of stagnation at age 28 ('28? let me guess, you hate your job, miss your ex and don’t think you’re good at anything meaningful') capture the same teenage angst and sense of being left behind that defines Milhouse’s character throughout the series.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Matt's tweets reveal a strong inward focus, often musing about personal feelings and desires, e.g., 'i wish there was a way to love someone without requiring anything from them.' He tends toward abstract, future‑oriented imagery and metaphor, as seen in 'hold up. just had this thought. egirls... ancient greek deities... we build them shrines,' indicating an intuitive (N) style. His decision‑making is driven by personal values and empathy, exemplified by 'likes aren't meaningless... it means i see you... i love you.' Finally, his pattern of spontaneous, ever‑changing goals ('today everything changes. from now on i will redouble my efforts...') and casual 'hold up' style suggest a perceiving (P) preference.
Some pickup lines for you
- I may not be a flexible non‑latex Trojan GOAT, but I guarantee our chemistry will be so solid you’ll never blame a lack of emotional connection again.
- Like a modern Romeo with a bagel from that cute shop lady, I’d brave the line just to hear you say “No” and then turn it into a “Yes”—all for the perfect first date.
- If you’re the Dancing Queen, I’ll be the guy who lets the Winner Takes It All be our midnight lasagna and a playlist of Pierce the Veil.
- I’m not a League champion, but I promise our duo would have better chemistry than Kayle and Morgana’s secret romance—no foid club rules, just us.
- I saw you on the jumbotron as the “most sensitive, youngest man”—how about I grill up the perfect steak while we watch the game, and we become the real MVPs of each other’s lives?
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Your new Twitter bio
Office dweller & humorist who once tried to sell a fridge of seltzer to a corp. Writing, memes, chasing punchlines.– @ruffledsavior
Your signature cocktail
Sensitive Young Fizz
The bourbon base mirrors the brooding office vibe he describes in his bio, 'I am seated in an office, surrounded by heads and bodies.' The bitter coffee liqueur reflects his cynical 'first rule of foid club: you don't crash out over a foid.' A splash of cherry liqueur adds a sweet yearning, echoing 'i wish there was a way to love someone without requiring anything from them.' A hint of absinthe brings the chaotic edge of 'if i had a girlfriend i would microchip her so that i would never lose her,' while sparkling water gives an airy, disembodied feel reminiscent of 'the perfect girl … a disembodied voice coming from an earpiece.' Together the drink captures his blend of darkness, longing, and a desperate search for an ethereal connection.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The tweets reveal a strong drive for personal control and self‑preservation, hallmarks of Slytherin. They plot manipulative tactics, e.g., "if i had a girlfriend i would microchip her so that i would never lose her," and discuss "mass report her, boom: suspended," showing cunning. Their self‑made “foid club” rules ("first rule of foid club: you don't crash out over a foid…") indicate strategic thinking. They also show ambition in statements like "today everything changes. from now on i will redouble my efforts. fitness. celibacy. the pursuit of something greater." These traits align most closely with Slytherin’s emphasis on ambition, resourcefulness, and a desire for power.
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Your song
The Winner Takes It All - ABBA
The user constantly laments being unable to win love and feels like a perpetual loser, which mirrors the heartbreak in ABBA's "The Winner Takes It All". In a tweet they explicitly write, "wow. Abba's 'The Winner Takes It All' and 'Dancing Queen' just about sum it up," directly linking their experience to the song. Their longing for an unattainable perfect girl ("the perfect girl isn't big breasted or small breasted but rather a disembodied voice… ultimately unattainable") reflects the song's theme of loss and exclusion. They also express self‑destructive fantasies such as "if my eyes ever betray me by finding a different girl attractive i hope they explode in their sockets," echoing the melancholy of a lover left behind. The lyric "The winner takes it all" aligns with their repeated references to the blackpill and fatalism, suggesting they see themselves as the one who always loses.
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