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This user displays chronic self‑loathing, suicidal thoughts, and a love‑hate relationship with self‑destructive behaviors, which closely mirrors the perpetual depression and suicidal tendencies of Moe Szyslak from The Simpsons. The tweet “bro i think im gonna kms” directly echoes Moe’s frequent remarks about wanting to kill himself. Their repeated mantra “I HATE BULIMIA I HATE BULIMIA…” shows the same obsessive self‑criticism that Moe exhibits when berating himself. The profanity‑laden outburst “MY DAD IS STARTING A WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY? WHAT THE FUCK????” captures Moe’s gruff, cynical tone. Finally, the user’s focus on weight, purging, and self‑harm as coping mechanisms parallels Moe’s unhealthy coping through heavy drinking and self‑destructive behavior.

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The user shows strong introverted tendencies, often focusing on personal feelings and inner monologue rather than engaging others (e.g., "I love purging but I hate bulimia is that normal???"). Their language is rich in concrete, sensory details, such as "I love the watery eye and face feeling after purging its orgasm inducing" and "my down found the bowl I purged in he thinks it's just pizza sauce" indicating a Sensing preference. Decision‑making appears driven by personal values and intense emotions, illustrated by repeated emphatic statements like "I HATE BULIMIA I HATE BULIMIA" and heartfelt gratitude "thank you guys" which aligns with Feeling. Finally, their lifestyle is spontaneous and unstructured, with impulsive plans like "im gonna cut myself tonight then start working on my animation meme" and "im gonna try to do a liquid fast wish me luck," reflecting a Perceiving orientation.

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They/She/He. Creative mind, mental health advocate. I share art, odd internet culture & raw self-reflection. Fun fact: turned pizza sauce into a 'purge' art piece.– @rummikubist

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The Chaotic Cleanse mirrors @rummikubist's turbulent mix of love and hate for self-destructive habits. A clear vodka base reflects the sterile, clinical feeling of their purge tweets like 'my down found the bowl i purged in he thinks its just pizza sauce though so were good', while the sharp lemon juice captures the painful sting of self-harm echoed in 'I HATE BULIMIA I HATE BULIMIA...'. Sweet grenadine adds a blood-red veneer, nodding to the 'I LOVE CHUBBY WOMEN AAAAAAARGH' outburst and the chaotic energy of 'holy fuck its a buffet'. The splash of Red Bull represents the frantic, hyperactive vibe of posting nonstop, and a dash of hot sauce symbolizes the burning self-criticism in 'my dad is starting a weight loss journey? WHAT THE FUCK????'.

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The user displays a bold, defiant attitude by openly sharing painful experiences such as self‑harm and eating disorders, e.g., 'I love purging but I hate bulimia is that normal???' and 'I will be the bugs under your pillow and bite your balls ok', which reflects the Gryffindor trait of courage. They also frequently challenge authority and social norms, as seen in 'my dad is starting a weight loss journey? WHAT THE FUCK????' and 'im not jason dih im heather dick i cant change my user rn', showing fearlessness. Their willingness to expose personal vulnerability publicly suggests they value bravery over the intellectual pursuit of Ravenclaw, the loyalty of Hufflepuff, or the ambition of Slytherin. This daring openness and defiance make Gryffindor the most fitting house.

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The raw self‑destructiveness in the lyrics of Nine Inch Nails’ "Hurt" mirrors this user’s frequent expressions of self‑harm and self‑loathing, such as "I love purging but i hate bulimia is that normal??? like i love the act of purging (making myself vomit or doing extreme exercize or starving) but i hate that its an ED for me" and the repeated chant "I HATE BULIMIA I HATE BULIMIA". The opening line "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" directly echoes tweets like "cut cut cut!!! my life is so awesome!!! i love myself!!!" and "bro i think im gonna kms". The song’s themes of inner emptiness and regret, for example "What have I become?", resonate with the user’s admission of abuse, "my mom abuses me which is why i cut myself i also have b/p anorexia". The lyric "the needle tears a hole" parallels the user’s description of purging as a "watery eye and face feeling after purging its orgasm inducing". Overall, "Hurt" captures the contradictory mix of craving self‑damage while simultaneously despising it, a pattern repeatedly shown in the timeline of tweets.

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