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Your Simpsons character
Pijus embodies the spirit of a modern-day Bart Simpson, describing himself as a “social rascal” and a “little goober” who delights in chaos and irony. Much like Bart's prankster energy, he posts irreverent humor about politics and pop culture, such as his Gen-Alpha brainrot parody of a “future us army general”. His tweets often oscillate between hyper-active absurdity and moments of youthful angst, perfectly mirroring Bart's rebellious yet vulnerable 10-year-old psyche. Whether he is demanding a “12 hour power line hum” or questioning his own divinity by asking “if i was god... would the world be a better palce”, he captures the quintessential Simpsons blend of cynicism and mischief.

Your MBTI personality Type
@rumsandwies exhibits a strong Introverted (I) and Perceiving (P) nature, often retreating into internal states as seen when they seek a “12 hour power line hum from serial experiments lain” or describe themselves as a “social rascal.” Their focus on Intuition (N) is evident through abstract, surreal humor and existential musings, such as asking, “if i was god... would the world be a better palce”. The Feeling (F) preference is clear in their vulnerability regarding relationships, stating that “being in lov e with somebody who might not feel the same way is agonizing,” and their frequent mentions of internal paranoia and emotional exhaustion. Their erratic tweeting schedule and spontaneous jokes like the “drug and alcohlol bar” bit further highlight a preference for flexibility over rigid structure.

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Lithuanian digital observer and lyric enthusiast. From debating UK elections to dodging 'can of SNAKE' requests at the bar. Just a goober with a Comic Sans font.– @rumsandwies

Your signature cocktail
This experimental concoction reflects Pijus’s chaotic energy as a self-described 'social rascal,' starting with a base of Lithuanian spirit to honor his roots. The vibrant Red 40 syrup is a nod to his “fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunniest theory EVER” regarding RFK Jr, while the fizzy “soda pop” and gummy snake garnish satisfy his inner 'little goober.' The drink is served in a fishbowl glass, symbolizing his melancholy realization that “we're just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl”. Topped with a neon umbrella, it’s a celebratory toast for when he is “unpriving FINALLY!” to share his knowledge with the world.

Your Hogwarts House
Pijus exhibits the eccentric, individualistic nature of a Ravenclaw, often filtering reality through a lens of obscure cultural references and wit. They display a unique analytical curiosity regarding the world, ranging from strange conspiracies about RFK Jr. to observing that “twitter can not be fully experienced until youve replaced the font on every single website with comic sans”. Their appreciation for niche media, such as wanting to hear a “12 hour power line hum from serial experiments lain”, showcases a mind that values unconventional sensory and intellectual experiences. Even their moments of self-reflection, like pondering if “the world would be a better palce” if they were a deity, point toward the philosophical and creative introspection typical of Rowena Ravenclaw’s house.

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Pijus explicitly references this band’s themes of isolation and longing, notably quoting Wish You Were Here to describe himself as a 'lost soul.' His digital presence is defined by a sense of detachment and existential fatigue, captured in tweets like “im so tired”. He balances this melancholy with surreal, irony-poisoned humor, such as wishing for the “12 hour power line hum from serial experiments lain” to drown out his thoughts. Comfortably Numb perfectly mirrors this duality of dissociation and the chaotic mental noise found in his 'social rascal' persona. Ultimately, his mix of paranoid intrusive thoughts and occasional desire to unprivate and share his “Knowledge” aligns with the song's atmosphere of being trapped within one's own mind.

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