Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Shows sharp insight into own patterns, like recognizing cyclical mood swings in “todo mês eu entro num miasma depressivo... até lembrar ah, eu estou de TPM!” and joking about being ‘burra’ while reflecting on Corpus Hermeticum in “chego à conclusão que eu preciso aprender... me senti extremamente burra”.
- Emotionally-expressive: Comfortable sharing vulnerability, from “aquela momento quando você vai morrer aos 27 e ainda não fez nada com a sua vida ebaaa” to openly describing crying spells in “me desespero, choro, e os caralhos a 4”.
- Intellectually-curious: Engages with complex culture and theory—reading Corpus Hermeticum in “lendo a introdução interminável de corpus hermeticum”, Meridiano de sangue in “boa notícia: meridiano de sangue chegou”, Left Hand in “left hand, paul curran”, and analyzing Ping Pong’s symbolism in “sobre ping pong, eu acho muito legal que os personagens são representados por símbolos”.
- Darkly-humorous: Uses morbidity and absurdity with wit, like “m&m cai do pacote, recita perfeitamente a shahada e é exaltado ao paraíso” or imagining Elon Musk as a maimed quadruped in “sonhei com o elon musk cego, lobotomizado e sem um braço correndo como quadrúpede”.
- Aesthetically-attuned: Has a strong sense of visual and symbolic aesthetics, from discussing image-hyperlinks in “minha impressão é que muitas imagens hoje são hyperlinks” to carefully curated looks in “looks desses últimos dias” and ritualistic imagery like the ‘palácio de prata’ in “elas me lembram o palácio de prata, onde todos os sonhos se encontram”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Frequently frames self harshly, as in “quando que eu fiquei tão burra!”, “me sentindo uma almofada escrevendo meu deus quando que eu fiquei tão burra!”, and despair about life achievements in “vai morrer aos 27 e ainda não fez nada com a sua vida”.
- Anxious-ruminative: Returns repeatedly to worry and dread—about safety in “na volta da corrida eu olhei pra trás e meio que tinha um cara me seguindo”, about omens in “o dia já começou com presságios alarmantes”, and about being eternally stuck in certain places in “eu não consigo nunca fugir desse lugar... eu vejo aquela cidade”.
- Harshly-judgmental: Expresses strong contempt toward others, like calling people ‘fúteis e burras’ even while reflecting in “essas pessoas tem almas... fúteis e burras que sejam, são pessoas”, and telling someone “desista dos seus sonhos e morra”.
- Catastrophic-thinking: Tends to escalate situations into apocalyptic or fatalistic frames, such as “acho que 2026 não passa”, the ‘mar gigantesco de corpos’ threatening the ‘palácio de prata’ in “inventaram um mar gigantesco de corpos lânguidos genéticamente idênticos”, and the dramatic life-or-death tone in “o primeiro 8, 9 ou 10 de espadas que me aparecer eu me jogo mesmo, sério”.
- Emotionally-overextended: Shows signs of burnout and exhaustion—describing feeling ‘drenada, exausta, morta’ after an effort in “me sinto uma minhoca seca e frita no asfalto e eu nem consegui o que queria”, and lamenting being stuck at home ‘juntando poeira’ and desperate for previous routines in “eu não aguento mais... eu VOU ficar magra de novo. vocês vão ver”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: hyper-verbal, politically sharp, bookish, spiritually curious, and existentially anxious. They mix serious theory with sardonic commentary, much like Lisa quoting philosophy in a cafeteria, e.g. reflecting on cultural consumption in “me parece que a ideia de que entretenimento = desligar o cérebro tornou se hegemônica...” and “existem pessoas no mundo que separam os artefatos culturais... entre 'qualidade' e 'entretenimento'”. Their intellectual hobbies (reading Corpus Hermeticum and wanting Greek/Latin in “chego à conclusão que eu preciso aprender a pelo menos ler o alfabeto grego e saber o básico de latim”) and tarot/rituals in “sonhei que executei perfeitamente o ritual de banimento do pentagrama” and “perguntei ao tarot quem é minha divindade protetora e ele literalmente me mandou calar a boca” mirror Lisa’s blend of rationalism and mysticism. Their left-leaning, anti-fascist sensibility in tweets like “os legítimos herderios do nazismo são... os hippongas esotérico orientalistas new age” and jokes about Trump and US politics in “estou encantada pelos 4% que acham que trump é de extrema esquerda” fit Lisa’s political edge. Finally, the constant mix of self-deprecation and stubborn idealism—wanting to improve, study, work out, and still feeling like a misfit, as in “de uma semana pra cá eu estou juntando poeira em casa... os meus dias de glória vão chegar e eu VOU ficar magra de novo”—is very Lisa: smart, dramatic, exhausted, but still chasing meaning and betterment.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFJ
They read as clearly introverted: most posts center on solitary routines like smoking, reading, tarot, the gym, or quiet walks, and social contact is often framed as draining or threatening, e.g. avoiding a freestyling rapper on the train in “eu fugi para o o próximo vagão e lá ele apareceu de novo… tenebroso” and being unnerved by a man following them in “na volta da corrida eu olhei pra trás e meio que tinha um cara me seguindo”. Their thinking is highly abstract and symbolic, full of metaphors, occult imagery, and big-picture reflections, as in “minha impressão é que muitas imagens hoje são hyperlinks… por si só, B1 não significa nada. e isso me estressa.” and the recurring motif of the “palácio de prata” in “onde todos os sonhos se encontram. esse é o lugar.”, which fits strong Intuition over Sensing. Despite being caustic at times, their judgments are value‑laden and empathetic rather than coldly logical, e.g. criticizing dehumanization in “essas pessoas tem almas, vidas, amigos e sonhos. fúteis e burras que sejam, são pessoas.”, and joking about their own temperament in “a pessoa cluster B… como todo mundo, ela quer pertencer e ser amada.”, pointing to Feeling over impersonal T. They show a structured, future‑oriented side—planning days and years, using tarot spreads to map out 2026 in “fiz minha tiragem do ano. 2026 será um ano feito de momentos.” and carefully listing pre‑semester tasks in “amanhã minhas aulas começam. hoje: academia (já fiz), portfólio e almoço… arrumar a mala da faculdade”—which is characteristic of Judging. Combining this introversion, symbolic/visionary focus, strong personal values, and organized, long‑range orientation, INFJ is the best MBTI fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you ever manage to find that palácio de prata again, can you invite me? I promise I’ll behave better than the slushwave blobs and at least bring cigarettes for your ‘primeiro cigarro do dia’ ritual.
- You: doing the LBRP perfectly in your sleep and asking tarot who your protective deity is. Me: humbly applying for the position, benefits including carrying your bags when your ankle decides to role‑play ‘veteran of war’ again.
- You said washing a sink full of dishes with your tea and coffee is your ‘Truth of the day’; I’m just saying, if we moved in together your morning Verdades would be: clean kitchen, shared tarot spreads, and exactly zero men asking ‘tá solteira?’ while you smoke.
- The way you talk about Fear and Loathing, Montanha Sagrada, Corpus Hermeticum, Mussolini: Filho do Século AND Meridiano de Sangue… I don’t want to ‘turn my brain off’ with you, I want to overanalyze cinema, fascism, and esoterica on a cursed São Paulo bus that only chega quando a gente já tá chorando.
- Since an M&M in your house already recited the shahada and ascended, I’m wondering: what spell do I have to trigger to go from ‘guy on the timeline’ to ‘heretic officially allowed to sit on the sofa while she’s home alone’?
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Art student with a broken ankle, a tarot deck, and too many books. Between gym sessions, I photograph crustaceans and argue about fascism for fun.– @runnersdiewow
Your signature cocktail
Palácio de Prata Highball
Smoky mezcal stands in for their endless cigarettes and slightly apocalyptic swagger, like when they post “primeiro cigarro do dia” or casually declare “vamos fumar”. Cold brew coffee brings the insomniac, intellectually wired vibe of someone reading Corpus Hermeticum and muttering “me sentindo uma almofada escrevendo meu deus quando que eu fiquei tão burra!”. Red vermouth with bitters adds sweetness laced with cynicism, echoing their love for fascism-history deep dives and lines like “os legítimos herderios do nazismo são… os hippongas esotérico orientalistas new age”. The sparkling water is the slushwave shimmer of the “palácio de prata, onde todos os sonhos se encontram”. Finally, the bright twist of orange peel is that sudden, theatrical hope when they promise, “ainda vou te dar muito orgulho, velha...” and swear their “dias de glória vão chegar” even while limping on a fractured ankle. This is a strong, bitter-sweet, slightly surreal highball: half post-punk witchcraft, half exhausted art student, fully gender blasé e anêmica in a tall glass.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They consistently display intense intellectual curiosity and analytical thinking, which points strongly to Ravenclaw. They dissect cultural habits and media consumption with a critical eye, as in their complaint that people split art into 'quality' vs 'entertainment' and that these people's lives 'vale o mesmo que a sua' (“existem pessoas no mundo que separam os artefatos culturais...”), and their mini‑media theory about images functioning as hyperlinks that require prior knowledge to decode (“minha impressão é que muitas imagens hoje são hyperlinks...”). They care about symbolism and semiotics in anime names (“sobre ping pong, eu acho muito legal que os personagens são representados por símbolos...”), and they are drawn to dense philosophical and esoteric texts, worrying about not knowing Greek/Latin while reading Corpus Hermeticum (“chego à conclusão que eu preciso aprender a pelo menos ler o alfabeto grego...”). Their hobby of doing and reviewing tarot from different decks (“tarot de marselha review: as cartas têm um cheiro bom...”) shows both symbolic reasoning and a love of systems. While they have flashes of Slytherin-style self‑preservation (e.g., ritual banishment, interpreting 'presságios alarmantes' and acting on them: “alarmantes o suficiente... para que eu finalmente... aprendesse a fazer um ritual de banimento”), their defining throughline is cerebral, reflective engagement with art, symbolism, and ideas, which fits Ravenclaw best.
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Your song
Disorder - Joy Division
A song that fits them well is “Disorder” by Joy Division. Their timeline mixes anhedonia, anxiety, and wry humor in a way that echoes the song’s nervous energy and sense of psychic disarray, like when they say they enter a monthly depressive miasma and only later remember it’s PMS: “todo mês eu entro num miasma depressivo… até lembrar ah, eu estou de TPM!”. They constantly oscillate between exhaustion and frantic motion—gym, walking 10km, cigarettes, tarot rituals, ketamine visions—captured in tweets like “de uma semana pra cá eu estou juntando poeira em casa… eu quero ir pra academia e andar 10km por dia de novo.” and “hoje eu sonhei que executei perfeitamente o ritual de banimento do pentagrama.”. There’s also a fixation on urban alienation and uncanny streets—fear of men following them, bizarre strangers, cursed buses—which mirrors the restless, nocturnal city paranoia in Unknown Pleasures: “na volta da corrida eu olhei pra trás e meio que tinha um cara me seguindo.” and “quando eu ainda andava de ônibus… ele só chegava quando eu estava literalmente beirando as lágrimas.”. Finally, their bio—“a tear blurs flesh… this is the world now.”—and their obsession with liminal, slushwave, and “palácio de prata” imagery (“esse é o lugar.”) resonate with the song’s atmosphere of nervous collapse in a beautiful, decaying modern world.
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