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Your Simpsons character
Rupert Lowe embodies the stern, uncompromising demeanor of Mr. Burns, combined with a fierce commitment to business interests and traditional order. Much like the billionaire owner of Springfield's power plant, Lowe is an ex-chairman and businessman who views the world through a lens of ruthless efficiency and meritocracy, promising to “be ruthless” and “undercut our neighbours” to ensure success. He shares Burns' disdain for modern social shifts and bureaucracy, vowing that “the woke bullshit will end” and expressing a desire to “brutally crack down” on perceived societal failures. Ultimately, his rhetoric of taking “drastic action” and demanding that everyone “GET USED TO IT” mirrors the authoritative and often adversarial presence of The Simpsons’ most powerful mogul.

Your MBTI personality Type
Rupert Lowe exhibits Extroversion (E) through his high-energy public leadership and focus on external mobilization, evidenced by his frequent calls to “Join the party today”. His Sensing (S) trait is clear in his preference for concrete, practical business solutions over abstract theories, such as his detailed plan to “cut VAT, business rates abolished and burn back the endless nonsense” for small firms. As a Thinking (T) type, he is unapologetically blunt and prioritizes what he views as objective reality over social harmony, stating, “We do not care... If that’s racist to these people? Then so be it”. Finally, his Judging (J) nature is shown through his highly structured policy documents and desire for immediate, decisive action, such as his “100 pages of detailed steps to remove every single illegal migrant”.

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Great Yarmouth MP & Leader of Restore Britain. Ex-Southampton FC Chair who once sold a player while on a tractor. Fighting for the forgotten man and common sense.– @RupertLowe10

Your signature cocktail
This is a high-octane, bitter drink designed for those with the 'stomach' for the “brutal reality we find ourselves in”. It features a base of classic British gin because, as Lowe insists, “Britain is a Christian country, and under a Restore Britain Government... it will remain a Christian country”. The bitter profile reflects his disdain for the establishment, specifically his promise that “The woke bullshit will end”. Finally, it’s served in a heavy glass, metaphorical of his claim that “An Englishman's home is his castle”, and is definitely not for those he labels “soapless socialists”.

Your Hogwarts House
Rupert Lowe demonstrates the Slytherin traits of ambition and leadership by founding a new political party and declaring, “we aim to win every seat” and “we can absolutely win the next election.” His resourcefulness and cunning are evident in how he handled political sabotage, noting he “matched all the names” of protestors to bypass their block-booking attempt. He prioritizes his own group’s interests with a classic Slytherin 'us-vs-them' mentality, stating, “I really don't care what happens in Pakistan or wherever else. It's not our problem.” Furthermore, his willingness to be “ruthless” to ensure Britain's success aligns perfectly with the house's drive for power and achievement.

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Rupert Lowe’s tweets are defined by a fierce, uncompromising brand of British patriotism and a desire to return to traditional values, frequently referring to “Proper England” and declaring that “Britain is a Christian country”. The song’s theme of national pride and boundary-setting aligns with his mission to “Restore Britain” and his focus on the “forgotten working class white lads” whom he believes the establishment has failed. His rhetoric often mirrors the song's grandiosity, especially when he promises a “hostile environment” for those he deems outsiders while championing the idea that “An Englishman's home is his castle”. Ultimately, this anthem of British identity matches his self-styled role as a protector of the realm who believes “the British people agree” with his radical vision for the nation's future.

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