Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Expressive: Openly shares emotions and daily life, like feeling pretty and posting selfies in “I feel pretty” and talking about school, periods, and nails.
- Affectionate: Shows strong love for boyfriend and comforts him, e.g. “I like watching my boyfriend eat…” and celebrating having a valentine in “I have a valentine guys yay…”.
- Humorous: Uses crude, self-deprecating, and absurd humor, like “I just farted and it scared me” and joking about showers in “all I do in the shower is… beat my clit for like and hour”.
- Passionate: Very invested in interests (BSD, characters, languages), seen in repeated Fyodor/Naosto tweets like “His name is easy to pronounce ф ё д о р” and language posts like “Ларп Ларп Ларп”.
- Supportive: Offers advice and empathy, e.g. defending people’s hyperfixations in “Can’t even have hyperfixations on this app anymore oml” and backing the mom’s discipline in “The mom is so goated for this…”.
Weaknesses:
- Volatile: Mood swings and intense statements like “I might just kill myself” and “Kill myself” show emotional instability.
- Insulting: Frequently uses harsh language and slurs, e.g. “Yeah, fat and inbred” and “Known for being a retard, still a retard”.
- Self-critical: Talks negatively about body and appearance, like “IM ALMOST OBESE”, “Ew my thighs are so fat”, and “I feel so ugly”.
- Confrontational: Jumps into arguments and tells others off, such as “Fuck off my tl” and dismissing others in “people like you are so stupid it’s laughable”.
- Oversharing: Posts very personal or graphic details, like period stories in “I started my period on the bus…” and explicit sexual habits in “beat my clit for like and hour”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Their mix of chaos, crude humor, and vulnerability lines up most with Bart Simpson. They constantly crack unfiltered, juvenile jokes and sexual humor, like “Fr like all I do in the shower is wash my body then beat my clit for like and hour” and “I just farted and it scared me”, which fits Bart’s irreverent, boundary-pushing style. At the same time, they show flashes of insecurity and self-loathing—“I feel so ugly”, “IM ALMOST OBESE”, and repeated “kill myself” jokes—which mirrors Bart’s hidden emotional struggles beneath his clowning. Their confrontational way of talking to others, such as “Known for being a retard, still a retard, people like you are so stupid it’s laughable”, also echoes Bart’s tendency to pick fights and stir drama. Overall, they feel like a very online, extremely R-rated version of Bart: loud, mischievous, sometimes mean, but clearly covering deeper feelings.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they overshare bodily functions, sex, and emotions very openly, e.g. joking about farting and scaring themselves in “I just farted and it scared me” and discussing shower habits in “Fr like all I do in the shower is wash my body then beat my clit for like and hour”, plus frequent posts about friends and their boyfriend like “I walk home from school with Bestie yay” and “NY BOYFRIEND IS SO CYUTET”. Their interests and language are highly Intuitive: they hyperfixate on fictional characters and meta-fandom takes in tweets like “Don’t call yourself an anime fan if you don’t know the girls that make up this character” and critique redesign tropes in “I hate ppl who make those fuckass ‘redesigns’ on a character...”, showing pattern-focused thinking over concrete detail. They clearly prefer Feeling over Thinking, making judgments based on emotional reactions and values, calling people “miserable fucks” in “if you’re one of the miserable fucks that get angry even hearing about couple...” and reacting intensely to perceived slights in “Somebody told me to hush because I have Japanese characters in my name...”. Finally, their lifestyle is strongly Perceiving: they post impulsively about mood swings, self-image, and pain like “I SERIOUSLY HAD TO HAVEPERIOD CRAMPS JOW???? ITS ONE I. THE FUCKING MORNING” and “I have hard time understanding others and my emotions in general so I can’t tell if they’re bullying me or not”, and bounce between topics (weight, anime, politics, relationship drama) without signs of structured planning, as seen in the rapid switches between “IM ALMOST OBESE” and effusive fandom or boyfriend tweets. All this best fits ENFP: expressive, emotionally intense, fandom-obsessed, and highly spontaneous.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ‘just wash your body then beat your clit for like an hour in the shower’ — counter‑offer: we wash the body together and then you beat me at arguing about which energy drink is superior, Red Bull or Monster.
- You’re a nonsharing yume wife on Fyodor’s lap eating cake, but I’m willing to sign a marriage treaty where I only third‑wheel you, Fyodor, and that elite ball reference drawing you posted.
- You joked about being ‘almost obese’ and hating your thighs, but from your selfies and ‘I feel pretty’ tweet, I’m convinced your only real medical condition is being fatally attractive.
- Your grandma turning on Bungou Stray Dogs for you basically gave us Fyodor, Nikolai, Dazai and your entire NAOSTOEVSKY era… can I send her flowers for accidentally creating the coolest girl on my timeline?
- You watch your boyfriend eat like he’s a cute animal you put food out for; consider this my application to be your second lab rat, subsisting entirely on cake, Red Bull, and your unhinged quote tweets.
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Your new Twitter bio
Artist, anime enjoyer & language dabbler (EN/RU/JP). Once started my period on the bus and the whole class clapped—still logging back on anyway.– @ruri_hana_ruru
Your signature cocktail
The Nonsharing Yume Fizz
This cocktail starts with a cold vodka shot for the unapologetic Fyodor/Russian fixation and icy confidence of someone whose bio proudly screams “Nonsharing yume + Riako(fyodor)🐁” while tweeting “His name is easy to pronounce ф ё д о р”. A Red Bull reduction gets stirred in to capture their chaotic, hyper, slightly unhinged energy and their clear preference for it in “Both but Monster isn’t as good as it used to be so I mostly prefer redbull”. Blackberry-honey puree represents being a Black girl who’s soft and sweet but also dark, rich, and complex, echoing the vibe of “I feel pretty” and the honey bear in their name. A splash of cherry juice adds a cute, almost juvenile pop of color for their horny, oversharing gremlin side in tweets like “Fr like all I do in the shower is wash my body then beat my clit for like and hour” and the relentless TMI about periods and body. Finally, the sugary glitter rim is for their dramatic, sparkly, online-main-character theatrics—from “ITS SO GOOD IM SQUIRTING” to the sudden swings like “I might just kill myself”—making the drink look as extra and loud as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their tweets show a sharp, confrontational edge and a focus on self‑preservation that fits Slytherin best. They frequently go on the offensive to defend their boundaries or aesthetics, like when they say “Fuck off my tl” and when criticizing lazy redesign trends in, “I hate ppl who make those fuckass ‘redesigns’… It’s ugly on most”, which reflects a ruthless candor and unwillingness to conform. There’s also a strong streak of emotional extremity and weaponized guilt, as in “If I kill myself it’s all your fault”, showing manipulative, self‑protective instincts rather than open vulnerability. While they clearly care deeply about their boyfriend and best friend, the way they talk about others is often cutting and strategic, such as calling someone out with “Known for being a retard, still a retard, people like you are so stupid it’s laughable”. Combined with their dramatic self‑presentation and fixation on intense, morally grey fictional men like Fyodor and Dazai (“Fedyas emergency kit”, “ДАЗАИ МНЕ ТАК ТАК ТАК ТАК ПЛОХО”), this all aligns more with Slytherin’s ambition, edge, and instinct for emotional power than with the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
The chaotic, emotional, and often darkly humorous vibe of Teenagers fits them extremely well. They swing between self-deprecation and confidence, calling themselves almost obese in one moment while also posting selfies like “I feel pretty” and “My face”. Their timeline is full of raw, unfiltered feelings and intrusive thoughts, including posts like “I might just kill myself” and “If I kill myself it’s all your fault”, which mirrors the song’s blend of angst, frustration, and dark humor. They also complain about social dynamics and being misunderstood, such as “Somebody told me to hush because I have Japanese characters in my name” and “I have hard time understanding others and my emotions in general so I can’t tell if they’re bullying me or not”, paralleling the song’s theme of alienation from adults and peers. Despite all this, there’s an energetic, rebellious, and slightly unhinged humor running through their posts—like “I just farted and it scared me” and “Fr like all I do in the shower is wash my body then beat my clit for like and hour”—which matches the song’s loud, messy, unapologetic teenage chaos.
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