Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally aware: Frequently reflects on feelings and mental state, e.g. “últimamente todo me pone triste” and “nadie me dijo que la vida adulta iba a ser crisis tras crisis”.
- Humorously candid: Uses self-deprecating humor and irony to talk about difficult things, like “le dije a la psicóloga que doy mucho y me dijo y bueno no des tanto JASJSJSJJS TAL CUAL SI ESO” and “me descargue okcupid para ponerla pero la termine usando para chismociar”.
- Romantic intensity: Shows strong capacity for affection and infatuation, e.g. “ah yo solo quiero que guste de mi” and “no amaba asi desde timothée del 2018”.
- Self-reflective: Questions own patterns and identity, such as “mmmm no soy tan mutable como yo creía” and “que manera de autosabotearme”.
- Academically committed: Despite stress, shows commitment to studies: “voy a promocionar todas las materias este año” and “este cuatrimestre elegí recursar las dos materias mas pesadas de la carrera para no seguir atrazandome”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-sabotaging: Openly notes getting in their own way in relationships or goals, e.g. “que manera de autosabotearme” and “empezó como silly little crush y ahora me quiero matar”.
- Emotional impulsivity: Tends to swing into intense reactions or crisis language, like “este miércoles me mato” and “toy media obsesionada con un temita y creo que voy a terminar muy mal si sigo así”.
- Negative self-talk: Uses harsh expressions about self and life, e.g. “dios estoy muy quemada”, “la facultad me drena toda la creatividad”, and “Dios estoy re triste”.
- Conflict avoidance: Mentions rarely speaking up and then exploding, as in “hoy me pelee en un grupo de la facultad y yo nunca hablo estoy 0 pulgas”, suggesting issues addressing conflict early.
- Unhealthy obsessions: Repeatedly describes intense fixations on people, such as “dios tengo una obsesión poco saludable con alguien que no conozco” and “ahhhhhhhh no puedo dejar de pensar en este cristiano lpm”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: smart, anxious, idealistic, and permanently overwhelmed by school and feelings. Like Lisa, they’re buried in academic stress and self-pressure, with tweets like “voy a promocionar todas las materias este año” and “este cuatrimestre elegí recursar las dos materias mas pesadas de la carrera para no seguir atrazandome y ahora me quiero matar”. They’re emotionally intense and hyper-romantic, constantly fixating on crushes and heartbreak, as seen in “empezó como silly little crush y ahora me quiero matar” and “ah yo solo quiero que guste de mi”. Their political and ethical sensitivity also screams Lisa: they clap back at libertarians in “como vas a estar orgullosa de ser libertaria sos taradita me parece” and criticize campus politics in “y después tenes al centro de estudiante de la fcc que le tenes que rogar que compartan el flyer de la asamblea”. On top of that, their love of sad, introspective music—Phoebe Bridgers, Fiona Apple, etc. in “acabo de descubrir a phoebe bridgers y ahora estoy completamente destrozada”—matches Lisa’s artsy, melancholy, overthinking vibe. Overall, they come off as a very Lisa blend of brainy, politically aware, romantically tortured, and permanently in their feelings.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they often feel unable to talk about things with others, like “hay cosas que no puedo hablar con nadie”, and repeatedly describe withdrawing from people, e.g. “me retiro de la vida social”. Their focus on inner feelings, meanings and narratives over concrete facts suggests Intuition: they frame life as emotional plots like “la trama de my brillant friend” and resonate with literary/lyrical lines such as “How can a person know everything at 18 but nothing at 22?”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, prioritizing emotions and relationships—wanting to be loved or seen as wonderful, as in “solo quiero que pienses que soy maravillosa” and “ah yo solo quiero que guste de mi”—and talking about being hurt, obsessed, or drained far more than about rational problem‑solving. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: they procrastinate and feel chaotic about adult life and studies—“todo lo que pueda arreglar lo dejare para mañana uh oh oh” and “este cuatrimestre elegí recursar… y ahora me quiero matar”—and describe themselves as in constant crisis rather than structured and planned, e.g. “nadie me dijo que la vida adulta iba a ser crisis tras crisis”. Together, the introspective, idealistic, emotionally intense and somewhat disorganized vibe best fits INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you discovered Fiona Apple and decided to hate all men… counter-offer: we listen to Phoebe Bridgers together, mutually destroy each other emotionally, and then I buy you almond milk at whatever terrifying price it’s at now.
- You said your silly little crush turned into ‘me quiero matar’—what if we downgrade it to ‘silly little crush que pasa por los pasillos de la facu contigo’ and see if it’s slightly less life-ruining?
- You keep saying la facultad te drena toda la creatividad, but your timeline is basically a mixtape of Grabois, horóscopos, House of the Dragon feet jokes and crisis tras crisis; I don’t want to fix you, I just want a front-row seat (and maybe a cameo) in that plot.
- You once tweeted ‘solo quiero que pienses que soy maravillosa’; statistically speaking, I already do, so when do we schedule the peer-reviewed study to confirm my hypothesis over chamomile tea?
- If you can get obsessed with desconocidos from the pasillos and actores que pensabas que eran el mismo, imagine the chaos of actually knowing someone que reza para que promociones todas las materias and still wants to take you out after parciales.
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Your new Twitter bio
Media student in Córdoba surviving exams & crushes. Once downloaded a dating app for gossip, stayed for the material. Coffee, campus drama & overthinking.– @ruxjulietto
Your signature cocktail
Silly Little Crush Spritz
The gin infused with chamomile tea is for the anxious, crisis-core student era who survives on manzanilla and adult meltdowns, blessed be the “bendito de té de manzanilla” vibes and the fact that “nadie me dijo que la vida adulta iba a ser crisis tras crisis” (link). Pink grapefruit juice brings a sharp, slightly bitter edge for all the chaos, from “toy media obsesionada con un temita y creo que voy a terminar muy mal si sigo así” (link) to “empezó como silly little crush y ahora me quiero matar” (link). Honey syrup is the soft, romantic center that just “solo quiero que pienses que soy maravillosa” (link) and keeps downloading apps “para ponerla” but ends up chismeando bios instead (“me descargue okcupid para ponerla...”). The sparkling wine topper captures their dramatic, hyperbolic flair, from “voy a promocionar todas las materias este año” (link) to screaming “ME ENDEUDO” for love or aesthetics (link). Finally, a dash of aromatic bitters represents all the tiny heartbreaks and petty rants—about libertarios (“como vas a estar orgullosa de ser libertaria sos taradita me parece”), weird guys giving “vibras raras” (link), and that eternal “que manera de autosabotearme” energy (link).
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They constantly frame their life around grinding through difficulty rather than giving up, which is very Hufflepuff: they complain about but still tackle tough coursework and adult life, like when they say “este cuatrimestre elegí recursar las dos materias mas pesadas de la carrera para no seguir atrazandome y ahora me quiero matar” and “nadie me dijo que la vida adulta iba a ser crisis tras crisis”. They are emotionally generous and self-sacrificing in relationships, admitting “le dije a la psicóloga que doy mucho y me dijo y bueno no des tanto” and frequently longing for love or validation in tweets like “solo quiero que pienses que soy maravillosa”. Their empathy shows up toward others too, for example defending someone with “chicos ella solo quiere ser amada dejenla” and criticizing selfish political stances with “como vas a estar orgullosa de ser libertaria sos taradita me parece”, which points to a strong sense of fairness and community. While there are moments of self-protective humor or obsession, these are framed less as cunning schemes and more as emotional overwhelm and loyalty to their feelings, like “toy media obsesionada con un temita y creo que voy a terminar muy mal si sigo así”. Taken together, the hard-working persistence, emotional loyalty, and focus on being loved and being fair to others align them most strongly with Hufflepuff rather than the ambition of Slytherin, the cerebral detachment of Ravenclaw, or the bold showiness of Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Motion Sickness - Phoebe Bridgers
A song that best suits them is “Motion Sickness” by Phoebe Bridgers. They literally mark Phoebe as a turning point in their emotional life: “acabo de descubrir a phoebe bridgers y ahora estoy completamente destrozada”, which fits the song’s raw, wounded tone. Their timeline is full of messy crushes and romantic self‑sabotage, like “empezó como silly little crush y ahora me quiero matar”, “hable mal de el con todas mis amigas y ahora me gusta”, and “ah yo solo quiero que guste de mi”, mirroring the song’s mix of longing, anger, and vulnerability. Their tendency to feel everything intensely and spiral a bit—“tan en la lona que volvi a leer mi horóscopo y me estoy por hacer tirar las cartas” and “nadie me dijo que la vida adulta iba a ser crisis tras crisis”—also matches the emotional dizziness in the lyrics. Even their complicated relationship with giving too much and getting hurt, seen in “que manera de autosabotearme” and “le dije a la psicóloga que doy mucho y me dijo y bueno no des tanto”, resonates with the song’s theme of trying to reclaim power after being emotionally wrecked.
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