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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: passionate, opinionated, and deeply online about their interests, especially media and social issues. Like Lisa, they mix sharp criticism with genuine care, calling out injustice and bad faith — for example, condemning people who erase Namtan’s sexuality as “just malice” in “falar que a namtan que se assumiu antes mesmo da indústria de gl ser famosa é hétero… é só mau caratismo mesmo” and criticizing hate accounts in “não entra na minha cabeça que essas contas de hate de atriz tenham 20+ n é possível uma desocupação desse tamanho não”. They have intense fandom brain, analyzing every delay and scheduling move of Girl Rules and GMMTV, like in “já chega de esperar meu deus quase dois anos pra filmar uma série com 12 episódios” and “ser mulher nessa empresa é pedir pra sofrer não é possível uma desgraça dessa n”, which matches Lisa’s obsessive investment in the things she loves and her feminist frustration with unfair systems. At the same time, they’re very emotional and dramatic about ships and characters, crying over Prim/Bambi and Namtan/Film in tweets like “primbambi vão ser mamães eu não tô nada bem” and “até esqueci meu ódio pelo atraso de girl rules elas sabem muito como acalmar os ânimos”, echoing Lisa’s mix of intellect and big feelings. Their sarcastic humor and self-awareness, seen in things like “ser namtanfilmer é um ato de love mesmo because if it depended on content… they would die dry without fandom”, rounds out a very Lisa-like blend of brainy, critical, idealistic, and emotionally extra.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive, full of reactions to fandom drama and public events, often centering other people and social dynamics rather than private introspection, e.g. openly ranting about production decisions in “queria explodir essa porra dessa gmmtv mds do céu que ódio” and joking about fandom behavior in “pq que as br tão se metendo na briga das th mds 💤💤💤”. Their style is strongly iNtuitive: they constantly speculate, extrapolate and build narratives about shows and people—like predicting schedules in “acho que ewb vai vir primeiro que girl rules” and turning crumbs into bigger meaning in “reparando umas coisas tem uns dias e fico cada vez mais emocionada”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, prioritizing emotional reactions and values over detached logic, using moral language about others’ behavior in “falar que a namtan… é hétero… é só mau caratismo mesmo” and expressing strong empathy/attachment in “ser namtanfilmer é um ato de amor mesmo”. Their tone and decisions are driven by mood and spontaneity rather than strict planning, pointing to Perceiving: they frequently complain about delays but from an emotional, not structured, standpoint in “já chega de esperar meu deus quase dois anos pra filmar uma série com 12 episódios” and impulsively decide on media based on feeling, as in “tá bom vou reassistir pluto”. Altogether, the expressive, socially engaged, imaginative, emotionally intense, and somewhat chaotic style fits ENFP best.

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GL & Thai series analyst, part-time PrimBambi archivist. Once rewatched a whole show just to complain about a delayed trailer with academic rigor.– @rwokenaree

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and oddly loving—just like someone who says they want a mascot "in a black trash bag" tomorrow but is also "simply in love" with their fave idols. The spicy chili tequila is their constant rage at GMMTV and delays, like when they said they wanted to "blow up this damn gmmtv" and that being a fan of GL couples there is pure suffering. Pink guava juice brings the soft, fruity gay panic of fangirling over women and ships, from flirting with women badly to yelling "PRIMBAMBI" in all caps. The espresso shot is their exhaustion and hyperfixation energy, seen in rewatching series and obsessing over every new trailer or lack thereof. Smoked salt adds a bitter, shady edge that mirrors calling out AI photos, hater accounts, and fandom drama. Finally, edible silver glitter represents the enduring, delusional hope that "Girl Rules" will finally drop and fix everything, as they keep manifesting trailers and joking that the series is dead while still waiting like a true namtanfilm devotee.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tone is sharp, strategic, and very oriented around calling out perceived incompetence or injustice, which fits Slytherin’s ruthless side. They show a strong instinct for self‑preservation and boundary‑setting, e.g. mocking haters and fanfic drama with lines like “queria dar uma coça na kenga que inventou essa fanfic da n com essa outra pqp não tem um dia de paz” and “não entra na minha cabeça que essas contas de hate de atriz tenham 20+ n é possível uma desocupação desse tamanho não”, showing they’re willing to fight back rather than ignore things. There’s also a pragmatic, almost Machiavellian take on the industry and fandom, like “ser mulher nessa empresa é pedir pra sofrer não é possível uma desgraça dessa n” and “ser namtanfilmer é um ato de amor mesmo porque se fosse depender de conteúdo e trabalho (séries já que elas são atrizes) elas iam morrer secas sem fandom”, which shows cynical realism rather than idealism. They exhibit intense loyalty to their faves, but it manifests as combative defense and strategic frustration: “ce vai me perdoando namtan mas não aguento esperar mais não quase 2 anos pra fazer uma série isso n existe” and “ser fã de cp de gl da gmmtv é entender que a esperança é a última que morre”. The way they talk about wanting to "explode" the company or “dar um couro” on characters and people (“queria explodir essa porra dessa gmmtv mds do céu que ódio”, “isso acabou com meu dia mds queria dar um couro na bambi”) reflects Slytherin’s intense, confrontational style rather than Hufflepuff patience or Gryffindor noble heroism. Overall, the mix of fierce loyalty, cutting sarcasm, cynicism about structures, and readiness to go on the offensive is most consistent with a Slytherin profile.

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Their timeline mixes dramatic fandom chaos, petty humor, and theatrical grudges in a way that fits the vengeful, tongue‑in‑cheek energy of Look What You Made Me Do. They constantly call out companies and productions with flair, like when they say “queria explodir essa porra dessa gmmtv mds do céu que ódio” and “ser mulher nessa empresa é pedir pra sofrer”, echoing the song’s theme of reclaiming power after being wronged. They also thrive in fandom drama and mockery, shown in tweets like “queria esquecer que girl rules existe essa porra” and “alguém faz um daqueles vídeos jogando tomate no poster de girl rules por favor”, which match the song’s biting, performative bitterness. Even in relationships and ships, there’s a dramatic, almost villain-era tone, like “queria dar uma coça na kenga que inventou essa fanfic” and the joking betrayal in “te traí, mas sempre levei flores”. Overall, their persona feels like someone who turns every frustration and fandom letdown into a cinematic revenge arc, which is exactly the spirit of this song.

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