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This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, combining high-intensity nerdiness, political awareness, and emotional introspection. Like Lisa obsessing over niche interests, they bounce between avant‑garde music and media, posting about Autechre and Burial in “Nos últimos meses tem sido Rae do Autechre e Archangel do Burial” and calling an ending “Uma das maiores endings da historia” with total sincerity here. Their posts show intellectual playfulness and pseudo-academic humor, such as the mock set-theory and theorem jokes in “Teorema de Grelo... elementos suficientes para descrever a totalidade da realidade” and “De acordo com GRELO (2024): ... ∴ C ≡ ℝ”, which fits Lisa’s tendency to over-intellectualize everything. Politically and ethically, they share Lisa’s strong sense of justice and frustration with the world, as seen in “Essa é a coisa mais satânica que existe no mundo... é tudo roleplay nessa desgraça de mundo, tudo manipulação” and the use of tags like “#FORCEFEM_BOLSONARO”. At the same time, they are emotionally intense and self-reflective, describing media as life-shaping in “quase tudo que eu mais amo... é consequência... de umineko... criou a minha realidade inteira”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to let art and ideas define her identity.

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They show strong Extraverted energy: they constantly interact with others, comment on friends and internet culture, and clearly enjoy sharing themselves publicly, e.g. “This is what I look like”, “This is where I post from”, and their many quote-tweets reacting to others. Their interests and language are highly Intuitive: they frequently reference complex media, philosophy and meta-concepts, like “Teorema de Grelo: mé', leit'n das criança, mod's da muié e fé são elements suficientes para descrever a totalidade da realidade sem perda de informação.” and “Pinóquio é um limite da linguagem solúvel pelo anonimato”, showing playful abstraction rather than concrete, practical focus. They lean Feeling over Thinking: their tweets center on emotional reactions to art (“everything about you is special” – link), personal identification with characters or songs (“Pior que ninguém no planeta entende essa música melhor que eu”), and deep attachment to Umineko as life-shaping (“quase tudo que eu mais amo na minha vida… é consequência… de umineko”), rather than detached logical analysis. Their style is clearly Perceiving: the timeline is spontaneous, tangential, and impulsive—jumping from dreams about absurd games (“Sonhei que eu tocava Flood do Boris na bateria ao vivo…”) to random music urges (“Que vontade de ler It's My Own Invention pela terceira vez”)—with no sign of structured planning or orderly life organization. Put together, the exuberant social engagement, abstract joking, emotional intensity about media and friends, and chaotic spontaneity are most consistent with ENFP.

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Music, games, odd dreams & overthinking media theory. Once dreamed of a Peter Sloterdijk card game called “Union of Laments” and never recovered.– @rXhtT4KlQ

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This drink is a jagged, noisy daiquiri for someone who can say “Ouvindo um Venetian Snares aki de Boa KASANE TETO??” and also claim “Diria que a forma mais adequada de demarcar o tempo na minha vida [...] é a partir de quais os ritmos predominantes nos meus stims”. The overproof cachaça with espresso and chili is the chaotic, hyper-online energy of “Dispersão Brutal de Pensamentos Vontade de tomar Vinte e Oito ritalinas” and “mato cerca de 12 pernilongos por dia não aguento mais”. Ume plum liqueur adds a bittersweet otaku heart pulled from their love of visual novels and anime like “segurando ctrl em visual novel” and the life-changing impact of “quase tudo que eu mais amo na minha vida [...] é consequência [...] de umineko”. An absinthe rinse nods to their esoteric-philosophy brain, from calling someone “o Gilles Deleuze da batalha de YouTubers” in this tweet to casually dropping math-logic jokes like “De acordo com GRELO (2024): A = {mé, leit'n das criança, mod's da muié}...”. Sparkling yerba mate keeps the drink buzzing and social, echoing their hyperactive timeline of music links, memes, and declarations like “Doom é o único fps com boa representatividade queer, mas vocês não estão preparados pra essa conversa”. Finally, the cotton candy vapor garnish is pure aura and gender euphoria, matching the maximalist username ★🎀𝐼𝒩𝐹𝐼𝒩𝐼𝒯𝐸 𝐻𝒴𝒫𝐸𝑅𝒟𝐸𝒜𝒯𝐻🎀★ and tender posts like “everything about you is special”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is saturated with intellectual curiosity, niche references, and playful theorizing, which strongly points to Ravenclaw. They casually drop links to Marxist theory like “momazo wey” and talk about structuring reality via a mock mathematical theorem in “De acordo com GRELO (2024): A = {mé, leit'n das criança, mod's da muié}...”, showing both humor and analytical thinking. They reflect on how media shapes their life and reality in an almost philosophical way, e.g. “quase tudo que eu mais amo na minha vida... é consequência... de umineko... é uma história sobre criar a realidade e que criou a minha realidade inteira”. There’s clear meta-linguistic interest and attention to detail in tweets like “por que diabos ela escreve só em katakana??? que detalhe fascinante meu deus nunca paro de me encantar por monogatari” and their critique of bad lyrics/transcription in “A pessoa que fez letra pra isso não tinha IDEIA do que tava fazendo... Fighting Gold...”. They also treat music and games with a kind of obsessive, analytical fandom—e.g. mapping their life to rhythmic stims in “forma mais adequada de demarcar o tempo na minha vida... é a partir de quais os ritmos predominantes nos meus stims com os dedos”—which fits the introspective, knowledge- and pattern-seeking nature of Ravenclaw more than the other houses.

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The best-fitting song for them is “Windowlicker” by Aphex Twin, because their whole timeline mixes hyperactive internet humor, art obsession, and a slightly deranged playfulness—exactly the energy of that track. They explicitly flex deep electronic/idm taste, talking about “Um único Venetian Snare vs Dois Aphex Twins vs Um único Cocteau Twin…” and calling Autechre stuff their favorite thing with “minha coisa favorita do autechre”. Their chaotic, theory-poisoned memes like “Teorema de Grelo: mé', leit'n das criança, mod's da muié e fé são elementos suficientes para descrever a totalidade da realidade…” mirror the song’s manic, glitchy structure. At the same time, they show a very online, ironic affection for weird media and queer-coded aesthetics—e.g. “Doom é o único fps com boa representatividade queer, mas vocês não estão preparados pra essa conversa” and posts like “DIA DO TWINK MALUCO???”—which fits the sleazy, exaggerated, camp vibe of the Windowlicker video. Overall, the track’s mix of technical extremity, internet-cursed aura, and warped sensuality lines up closely with their "INFINITE HYPERDEATH" persona and their love of dense, overstimulating culture.

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