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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: introspective, emotionally intense, and often feeling out of place in their own family. Like Lisa, they feel different and misunderstood at home, as seen when they say things like “pq deus me deu uma mae que me ama mas nao gosta d mim” and “oi mae acho q se vc me expulsar de casa vai ser melhor”. They have a strong inner world and romantic idealism, with lines such as “geleiras vão derreter estrelas vão se apagar e eu pensando em ter você pelo tempo que durar” and “queria casar com ela”, which echo Lisa’s big feelings and idealistic heart. Their mix of existential sadness and dark humor appears in tweets like “vou me mata” and “morro de medo de assistir lady bird e querer me matar”, similar to how Lisa uses intellect and irony to cope with emotional pain. At the same time, their love of media, music, and niche fandoms—BTS, GL dramas, series like Supergirl—parallels Lisa’s tendency to dive deeply into her interests and let art shape how she understands herself and the world.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets revolve around inner feelings, online fandoms, and a small circle (girlfriend, mom, coworkers), with little mention of big social scenes; e.g. “estar apaixonada me assusta” and “gente viver eh bom demais ne vamo aproveitar a vida” show introspective emotional processing more than outward social energy. Their focus on meanings, metaphors, and future possibilities suggests Intuition (N): they often phrase emotions in symbolic or hyperbolic ways like “geleiras vão derreter estrelas vão se apagar e eu pensando em ter você pelo tempo que durar” and worry abstractly about life and adulthood in tweets about work, school, and turning 18. They are clearly Feeling (F), prioritizing emotions and relationships over logic: many posts center on love, fear of abandonment, and empathy, such as “acho que uma hora vou morrer de amor e arrancar meu coração pra fora sei la” and “se deus quiser ela vai ser paciente comigo e com minhas complicações amem meu deus nao deixa ela se cansar”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving (P) than J, describing procrastination and disorganization—“nunca acabei nem poisonous love nem queendom nem roller coaster nem clairebell nem harmony secret vamo parar de procrastinar vamo”—and frequently reacting spontaneously to feelings in the moment, such as “ai começou minha esquizofrenia de sempre era so oq me faltava”. Taken together—deep emotional introspection, romantic idealism, symbolic language, and a somewhat chaotic, go-with-the-flow lifestyle—INFP fits them best.

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lesbian k‑drama enjoyer, part‑time hopeless romantic, full‑time overthinker. once befriended a grandma on the bus and it made my whole week.– @ryder37w

Your signature cocktail
Passion fruit vodka stands in for their intense, romantic side that wants to literally die of love, like when they say “acho que uma hora vou morrer de amor e arrancar meu coração pra fora sei la”. An espresso shot captures their exhaustion and need for energy to stay functional, echoing “acho q so tomando uma latinha de energético todo dia q eu consigo me sentir acordada”. Red berry syrup adds a sweet, gay, romantic glow that matches their soft lesbionic chaos and comments like “minha namorada” and the excited scream in “ELA fez uma playlist pra mim caralho 😭”. Lime juice brings a sharp sour kick for their dark humor and dramatic spirals, from “vou me mata” to being both thrilled and terrified by love as in “estar apaixonada me assusta”. The sea salt rim represents the sting of family conflict and wanting to leave home, like “e quando meus 18 bater na porta eu estarei vazando sem olhar pra trás por momentos assim” and “pq deus me deu uma mae que me ama mas nao gosta d mim”, reminding that the drink is equal parts hurt and hope. All together it’s strong but bright, a little messy, and best enjoyed screaming-singalong to “FOREVEEEEER WE ARE YOUNG”.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently center loyalty, care, and emotional devotion to others in a very Hufflepuff way. Their relationship focus is intense but fundamentally about wanting to show up for someone, like when they say they “want to date” but worry about not having the conditions and don’t want to hold their partner back: “eu quero namorar voce e te quero mais que TUDO mas ao mesmo tempo eu nao tenho condições pra isso e ai vou ficar te prendendo em vez de deixar vc ser feliz com outra”. They show a strong appreciation for everyday kindness, such as cherishing a coworker sharing food — “minha amiga dividindo a marmita comigo no trabalho ainda existem pessoas boas” — and deep affection for their grandmother: “eu amo tanto minha vó ela facilita TANTO minha vida nao vou ser ninguém quando ela partir :(”. They are also clearly hardworking and worried about responsibilities, as seen when they stress about juggling work and school: “nao to conseguindo fazer quase nada so trabalhando imagina quando for trabalho e escola ao msm tempo, deus”. Even in their darker moments and joking references to self-harm, there is a core of wanting to be there for others and feeling hurt when their family doesn’t reciprocate that love, shown in tweets like “pq deus me deu uma mae que me ama mas nao gosta d mim”. Taken together—the loyalty, emotional warmth, appreciation of small acts of kindness, and concern about being fair to others—these traits align most strongly with Hufflepuff.

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A song that best fits them is "The Night We Met" by Lord Huron, with its mix of aching vulnerability, romantic obsession, and nostalgia. They swing between feeling intensely in love and deeply insecure, saying things like “eu quero namorar voce e te quero mais que TUDO mas ao mesmo tempo eu nao tenho condições pra isso e ai vou ficar te prendendo em vez de deixar vc ser feliz com outra” and “so de pensar dela ficando cansada de mim me deixa doente imagina quando acontecer mesmo vou me matar to sofrendo antecipadamente”, which mirrors the song’s fear of loss and longing to go back to a safer emotional time. They’re clearly romantic to an almost painful degree, writing things like “geleiras vão derreter estrelas vão se apagar e eu pensando em ter você pelo tempo que durar” and “dar presentes não é suficiente preciso dar meu coração pulsando em uma bandeija”, which aligns with the song’s desperate, all‑consuming love. At the same time, they deal with heavy feelings about family and existence, as seen in “to sem vontade nenhuma de falar com meu pai, nao quero me matar mas sinceramente as vezes nao queria ter nascido” and “pq deus me deu uma mae que me ama mas nao gosta d mim”, echoing the song’s sense of regret and emotional haunting. Even their flashes of hope and enjoyment in life, like “gente viver eh bom demais ne vamo aproveitar a vida”, feel fragile in the way The Night We Met balances beauty and pain. Overall, the song’s melancholic, romantic, and reflective tone fits the way they love intensely, overthink, and carry their hurt alongside their affection.

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