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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Ry is a sensitive, highly intelligent student who frequently experiences existential dread and intense emotional highs and lows. Ry’s tendency to “have a mental breakdown” and feel isolated by peers mirrors Lisa’s social struggles, yet both remain deeply dedicated to their niche interests and fanbases. Ry's hyper-fixation on fictional media and specific moral stances, such as asking followers to “unfollow @/Duprezi” due to harmful behavior, reflects Lisa's activism. Despite the occasional cynicism, Ry shows a soft side for pets, mentioning they “really like shibas” because they have one, much like Lisa’s compassionate nature. Ultimately, Ry’s blend of school-related stress and passionate, creative fandom—like “writing wolfbrina fanfiction” while ignoring assignments—perfectly captures Lisa's 'gifted kid burnout' energy.

Your MBTI personality Type
Ry demonstrates Extroversion (E) through a high volume of social interaction and a desire for external engagement, frequently addressing their “oomfs” and expressing excitement about social spaces like joining a server. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their deep preoccupation with fandom headcanons, shipping, and abstract connections, such as acting like they don’t have school while deep-diving into fanfiction. They lean heavily toward Feeling (F), making decisions based on intense emotional states and empathy, often “crashing out” over ships or expressing vulnerability about their mental state. Finally, their Perceiving (P) nature is shown through a lack of structure and a spontaneous, often chaotic lifestyle, characterized by failing tests due to birthday art and ignoring school responsibilities for their hobbies.

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Danganronpa & Splatoon enthusiast. From surviving physics tests to seeing Sabrina Carpenter live, I’m navigating life one Wordle at a time. Business: DM for info.– @rydiesalot

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a chaotic, experimental blend reflecting a life spent “currently going through the Wolfgrace tag on a03 acting like I don’t have school in like 6 hours”. The caffeine kick handles the school-night grind, while the sparkling wine captures the peak excitement of shouting “EVERYONE ITS FUCKING WOLFBRINA GUYS ITS WOLFBRINA 👅👅👅👅”. It’s a drink for someone who is “lowkey just remembered this existed and i love them sm :((” one moment and crashing out the next. Served in a glass that looks like it's seen a “shishikura portal thing”, it's the perfect companion for a “mental breakdown rn” while listening to Sabrina Carpenter.

Your Hogwarts House
Ry exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and a pragmatic, sometimes cynical approach to interpersonal relationships, once tweeting that some people “deserve to fucking die” and admitting to being “really picky” about who is allowed into their private circles. Their resourcefulness is often channeled into their intense niche interests, like “renewing my debit card just so I could play splatoon” or prioritizing a fictional character's birthday art over a “physics test”. Ry also shows a Slytherin-like tendency to prioritize their own emotional boundaries, noting they “just cut off my friends” when the social environment became too taxing. Ultimately, their sharp wit and focus on personal loyalty to 'oomfs'—while maintaining a guarded exterior—align perfectly with the house of the serpent.

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Given the user's intense obsession with Sabrina Carpenter and their self-proclaimed title of “#1 wolfbrina shipper”, her discography is the most fitting choice. The user’s timeline is a chaotic mix of fandom hyperfixation and self-deprecating humor, often pivoting from personal crises like “just broke up with my bf” to immediate excitement for their favorite artist, such as when they were “IN THE FUCKING LINE TO SEE SABRINA”. Espresso captures the high-energy, slightly erratic, and fan-centric lifestyle of someone who stays up late “going through the Wolfgrace tag on a03” instead of sleeping. The song’s viral, catchy nature reflects rydiesalot’s tendency to “crash out” over niche interests and internet culture.

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