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Ned Flanders is the most religious and morally driven character in The Simpsons, mirroring the user's devout Mormon identity and frequent scripture quotes such as 'Mark 13:13 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name’s sake…' and 'Ether 12:6 faith is things which are hoped for and not seen…'. The user also displays a strongly conservative, anti‑liberal stance, echoing Ned’s traditional values in tweets like 'Lock in conservatives we have a long few years ahead' and 'We need to relocate the statue of liberty'. Their frequent moralizing and calls to 'endure unto the end' parallel Flanders’ constant preaching of perseverance and righteousness. While the user’s meme‑heavy, tech‑savvy side (e.g., 'I use arch btw' and 'Prepare your computer and wallets. Half Life 3 is inbound') adds a modern twist, the core personality—religious zeal, conservative activism, and a preach‑like tone—fits Ned Flanders best. Thus, the user resembles a hyper‑zealous, internet‑aged version of Ned.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently engages publicly and seeks to influence others, as shown by the tweet "Share the screenshot as much as you can. Crush the democrats with their own victory." This indicates an extroverted style. They favor abstract, big‑picture speculation, evident in "The world was created in 6 epochs," reflecting an intuitive (N) preference. Their moral and emotional judgments are clear in "Feminists will say crap like this and then wonder why incels exist," revealing a feeling (F) decision‑making approach. They also express organized, goal‑oriented plans such as "If we can't out number them, then we must out produce them," which aligns with a judging (J) attitude. Together these traits point to an ENFJ personality type.

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Engineer & astrophotographer chasing galaxies, building gadgets, and sharing space wonder—LDS believer who once tried to photograph a Mars sunrise.– @Rylan_t77

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The Celestial Covenant cocktail blends bourbon, blue curaçao, blood orange juice, espresso, and a dash of bitters to capture Rylan’s mix of American conservatism, space‑obsession, and fiery rhetoric. The bourbon nods to his "LOCK IN CONSERVATIVES we have a long few years ahead" tweet, while the blue curaçao mirrors his "Big fan of this galaxy, we should colonize it." Blood orange juice recalls his comment, "When do we start signing papers with our own blood to prove we're human?" Espresso reflects his "HALF LIFE 3 TODAY" gaming hype, and the bitters echo his sharp, often bitter political commentary such as "I AM NOT DELUSIONAL I AM NOT DELUSIONAL". Together the drink feels like a midnight launch into the cosmos, a sacrament for a modern apostle, balancing sweet, bitter, and a hint of cosmic blue.

Your Hogwarts House
The user frequently expresses a drive for influence and strategic dominance, as seen in tweets like "We should all create bluesky accounts like @DHSgov did and do a right wing takeover of the platform" and "Lock IN CONSERVATIVES we have a long few years ahead". They also emphasize out‑producing opponents with "If we can't out number them, then we must out produce them," showing a cunning, results‑oriented mindset. Their repeated insistence on being "NOT DELUSIONAL" and the aggressive promotion of political agendas reflect the ambition and resourcefulness prized by Slytherin. These patterns align more closely with Slytherin values than with the bravery of Gryffindor, the loyalty of Hufflepuff, or the scholarly focus of Ravenclaw.

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The tweet "They're watching you in ways you can't begin to comprehend" echoes the lyric "The paranoia in the air" from Muse's "Uprising". Their repeated chant "I AM NOT DELUSIONAL I AM NOT DELUSIONAL" mirrors the song's relentless refrain of the word "Uprising" as a rallying cry. Their posts like "If we can't out number them, then we must out produce them" and "LOCK IN CONSERVATIVES we have a long few years ahead" reflect the track's call to rise against an oppressive system. The song’s themes of rebellion, surveillance, and seeking truth align with the user’s conspiratorial, religious, and right‑wing activist tweets. Overall, "Uprising" captures the user’s blend of fervent belief, defiance, and drive to mobilize a movement.

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