Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses exaggerated, absurd jokes like “we tired of horsecocks where the horsepussy” and “behind every great man is a great woman (pegging)” to entertain followers.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for fighting games and anime, e.g. venting about SF6 in “someone needs to firebomb capcom for making sf6” and celebrating Xrd in “YEAH FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC AND XRD”.
- Sex-positive: Openly discusses kinks and attraction, from “my favorite girls got dicks” to multiple pegging-related tweets like “need to be pegged”, without shame.
- Self-aware: Acknowledges their own issues and patterns, such as “life sucks i realize i have to change to fix and i dont want to so i will stay miserable until i get tired of it” and calling themselves a loser in “i am just a loser who doesn't go out :/”.
- Supportive: Signals appreciation for women and trans people, e.g. “shout out girls”, “shout out to my women followers”, and praising a trans girl’s pic in “compliment a trans girl pic and all the likes except one are like porn bots”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile: Frequently uses aggressive language toward others, such as “you need a close casket funeral talking to me like that” and “joker (p5) profile pictures should be chemically castrated”.
- Self-destructive: Expresses harmful or depressive thoughts like “thankful that life ends eventually” and “i need to jump off a cliff”.
- Chronically angry: Admits persistent anger in “is it normal to be angry all the time?” and channels that into rants like “someone needs to firebomb capcom for making sf6”.
- Attention-seeking: Openly worries about engagement, threatening extremes like “i will do better or commit harakiri” and repeatedly asking for gifts in “someone gift me something on my wishlist” and “who wanna gift me mahoyo on steam”.
- Socially isolated: Shows loneliness and difficulty connecting offline, e.g. “i need friends to go places with :/” and “i am not the only person in my area with these interests i am just a loser who doesn't go out :/”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They resemble Bart Simpson: irreverent, horny, chronically online, and constantly pushing boundaries. The user mixes crude humor and sex jokes like “need to be pegged” and “we tired of horsecocks where the horsepussy”, which fits Bart’s adolescent, taboo-poking vibe. There’s also a streak of chaotic aggression and over-the-top threats, like “someone needs to firebomb capcom for making sf6” and “you need a close casket funeral talking to me like that”, reminiscent of Bart’s prankster cruelty and flair for drama. At the same time, they show flashes of insecurity and boredom with life, such as “life sucks i realize i have to change to fix and i dont want to so i will stay miserable until i get tired of it” and “thankful that life ends eventually”, similar to Bart’s hidden vulnerability beneath the clowning. Their love of games, anime, and causing minor trouble online echoes Bart’s role as the perpetually misbehaving, media-obsessed kid of the show.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert: they often talk about being lonely or not going out, like “i need friends to go places with :/” and “this reminds me i am not the only person in my area with these interests i am just a loser who doesn't go out :/”, and their hobbies (fighting games, anime, VNs, drawing) are solitary. Their humor and interests suggest Intuition over Sensing: they reference meta/abstract media takes like “the dystopian future from books are happening in front of eyes guys!!! nobody has read those books on this site who you talkin to” and niche weeb/fandom discourse such as “whenever I see haruhi ‘discussion’ it’s just endless eight arguments… like there’s nothing else worthing talking about”, showing comfort with ideas and meta-commentary more than concrete details. Their tone is blunt, cutting, and often combative, which fits Thinking: e.g. “if u are playing like a total retard DO NOT tell me ggs after the game. you need a close casket funeral talking to me like that.” and “someone needs to firebomb capcom for making sf6” focus on harsh judgments rather than harmony. They also self-deprecate analytically, like “life sucks i realize i have to change to fix and i dont want to so i will stay miserable until i get tired of it”, which shows detached self-analysis more than emotional processing. Finally, their behavior appears flexible and impulsive, favoring Perceiving: they start and complain about dropping drawings (“drawing sucks”, “i think drawing sucks”), spam silly variations on a theme (“how to get pegged” series), and express a lack of structured life direction. Overall, a sarcastic, idea-heavy, self-critical, and unstructured style fits INTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said RAP MUSIC AND FIGHTING GAMES IS ALL YOU NEED, but I think if we ran sets in Xrd on a Friday night together, you’d have to update that tweet to ‘rap, fighting games, and whatever the hell Katsu got going on.’
- You keep saying drawing sucks, but you also wanna draw women like Araki draws men—how about we compromise: you practice on me, I’ll pose like a JoJo, and we’ll call it character development.
- You’re out here begging the timeline for a new Vampire Savior and a new Felicia—until Capcom delivers, I can at least be the catperson in your DMs, following you around like it’s a 2D fighter.
- You joked about needing feet pics on your birthday or something bad will happen—plot twist: the good ending route is us going out, you touching some grass, and me letting you monologue about Haruhi and Endless Eight over dinner.
- You said ‘my favorite girls got dicks’ and ‘behind every great man is a great woman (pegging)’—I’m just trying to find out if I’m applying for top tier waifu, dedicated pegger, or both on your character select screen.
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Fighting games, VNs & too many opinions. Once started Xrd on a Friday and forgot the weekend existed. Art student in progress, trying not to rage quit IRL.– @ryonafan
Your signature cocktail
Pegged by Frame Data
This cocktail hits like a ranked set in SF6: strong, fast, and a little hostile, just like when they say “sf6 makes me a worse person” and threaten that “someone needs to firebomb capcom for making sf6”. The overproof rum is the constant simmering anger and intensity behind lines like “is it normal to be angry all the time?”, while the espresso mirrors the late-night gamer energy of “RAP MUSIC AND FIGHTING GAMES IS ALL YOU NEED”. The spicy chili-cocoa syrup captures their extremely horny, chaotic timeline—from “my favorite girls got dicks” to the legendary marathon of “how to get pegged” and its many spin-offs—mixing heat with indulgence. Blackberry liqueur brings in some moody sweetness for moments like “life sucks i realize i have to change to fix and i dont want to so i will stay miserable until i get tired of it” and “thankful that life ends eventually”. Finally, a dash of saline solution represents the self-awareness and vulnerability under all the jokes, like when they admit “i need friends to go places with :/” and apologize that “my tweets have not be hitting normal metrics… i will do better or commit harakiri”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Katsu shows a strong Slytherin streak through their sharpened sense of self‑interest and ruthless competitiveness. Their approach to fighting games is openly cutthroat and vengeful, as in “if u are playing like a total retard DO NOT tell me ggs after the game. you need a close casket funeral talking to me like that.”, which reflects Slytherin’s aggressive, win‑at‑all‑costs mentality. They also display a dark, fatalistic pragmatism in posts like “thankful that life ends eventually” and “life sucks i realize i have to change to fix and i dont want to so i will stay miserable until i get tired of it”, focusing on survival and self‑preservation over idealism. Their social behavior leans toward calculated provocation and edgy humor rather than open warmth, seen in tweets like “someone needs to firebomb capcom for making sf6” and “joker (p5) profile pictures should be chemically castrated”, which show a tendency to dominate discourse through shock and intensity. While they have hints of creativity and longing for connection, the overall pattern is ambition channeled through cynicism, competitiveness, and sharp-edged self‑interest—classic Slytherin qualities.
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Your song
Swim Good - Frank Ocean
A fitting song for Katsu is “Swim Good” by Frank Ocean, which blends dark humor, emotional exhaustion, and a desire to escape. They often joke about misery and being stuck, like when they say “life sucks i realize i have to change to fix and i dont want to so i will stay miserable until i get tired of it” and “thankful that life ends eventually”, mirroring the song’s themes of wanting to drive into the ocean just to make everything stop. At the same time, they show self-awareness and a kind of performative, wry sadness in tweets such as “my tweets have not be hitting normal metrics (2 likes at most) i apololgixe i will do better or commit harakiri”. The ocean metaphor in the song also echoes their handle and name, with the wave emoji in Katsu 🌊🏄♂️ suggesting someone who rides emotional highs and lows rather than neatly resolving them. Overall, Swim Good captures their mix of bleak humor, loneliness, and wanting to disappear while still being very online and self-aware.
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