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Bart Simpson is a mischievous, impulsive teen who often procrastinates on school work, just like the user’s frantic tweets about looming deadlines such as 'THE FANFIC IS DUE IN 2 DAYS AND I AM NOWHERE NEAR DONE' and 'FUCK I HAVE 5 DAYS TO WRITE THIS. YELL AT ME TO LOCK IN'. Both love pop culture and video games; the user frequently references Sonic and other fandoms, similar to Bart’s love for comic books, video games, and TV shows. Bart also reacts dramatically, as seen in the user’s over‑the‑top tweet 'I’m being fucking haunted by Christian Borle', mirroring Bart’s exaggerated antics. Additionally, both display a rebellious, profanity‑laden humor, evident in the user’s many expletive‑filled posts, which fits Bart’s frequent use of slang and cheeky language. Finally, the user’s constant stream of quick, meme‑style updates mirrors Bart’s fast‑paced, chaotic personality.

Your MBTI personality Type
The tweets show an introverted focus on inner feelings and personal angst, e.g., "FUCK I HAVE 5 DAYS TO WRITE THIS. YELL AT ME TO LOCK IN" and "I’m being fucking haunted by Christian Borle". Their ideas revolve around abstract possibilities and future narratives, such as "I have two endings in mind" and "Given my current plan. Chapter 5 will be one of the DARKEST chapters in TWOM5," indicating a strong intuitive (N) preference. Decision‑making is driven by values and emotions, evident in statements like "I love angst" and "I love Sonic 3 because there were so many amazing moments," reflecting a feeling (F) orientation. Finally, they seek structure and closure, repeatedly mentioning deadlines and the need to "lock in," e.g., "Please lemme lock in… Yes this is the deadline," which points to a judging (J) style. Together these traits align best with the INFJ personality type.

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Welsh AroAce writer turning angst into fanfic, Sonic & Ninjago fan, ADHD-powered plot chaser. Fun fact: I once convinced Vector the Croc to sing Peaches.– @RyotoDrago

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The smoky mezcal captures the frantic urgency of Ryoto’s deadline tweets like "FUCK I HAVE 5 DAYS TO WRITE THIS. YELL AT ME TO LOCK IN". The electric blue curaçao nods to his Sonic fandom and the fast‑paced energy of his "#TWOM5" updates. Fresh lime juice adds a sharp, acidic bite echoing his angst‑filled posts such as "Given my current plan. Chapter 5 will be one of the DARKEST chapters in TWOM5". Ginger beer’s fizz mirrors his hyper‑active AUDHD vibe and the constant buzz of fanfic chatter, while a splash of green Chartreuse represents his love for Vector the Crocodile and the green eye photo he posted, "I took a photo and because of all the pretty colours it looks like one of my eyes is green."

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s tweets reveal strong ambition and a desire to control their story, as seen in "I have two endings in mind... Will I post the alternate ending? Maybe. #TWOM5" and "Given my current plan. Chapter 5 will be one of the DARKEST chapters in TWOM5 #TWOM5". They openly embrace a dark persona, even labeling themselves "Evil" and expressing love for angst, e.g., "One thing I hope in toon turf is bethel blames herself... I love angst". Their urgency to meet deadlines and confidence in their craft, like "FUCK I HAVE 5 DAYS TO WRITE THIS. YELL AT ME TO LOCK IN" and "I’m so good at this right chat? #TWOM5", show the Slytherin traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to pursue power over their narrative. These combined traits align best with Slytherin.

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I'm Not Okay (I Promise) captures Ryoto's constant battle with self‑imposed pressure and angst. Their tweet "THE FANFIC IS DUE IN 2 DAYS AND I AM NOWHERE NEAR DONE" and "FUCK I HAVE 5 DAYS TO WRITE THIS. YELL AT ME TO LOCK IN" echo the frustration in the chorus "I'm not okay, I'm not okay." The dark tone of "Given my current plan. Chapter 5 will be one of the DARKEST chapters in TWOM5" mirrors the song's raw, emo energy. Their love of angst, as seen in "One thing I hope in toon turf is bethel blames herself and is REALLY messed up after Billy’s death" and the desire to be understood fits the anthem's theme of feeling like an outsider. Overall, the track's blend of angst, urgency, and unapologetic self‑declaration aligns perfectly with Ryoto's online persona.

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