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Your Simpsons character
Alex shares Lisa's blend of intelligence, wit, and occasional melancholy. Her tweet 'i used to run a philosophy-themed tumblr when i was like 12' mirrors Lisa's precociousness. Both have a strong moral compass, as seen in Alex's cultural awareness in 'i'll say it. ALL modern music came directly or downstream from black culture.' However, her chaotic humor adds a layer of unpredictability that Lisa might envy.

Your MBTI personality Type
Alex's extroverted and chaotic energy, as seen in tweets like 'when i am president, i will post davekat yaoi on day 1,' aligns with ENFP traits. Her introspection and emotional depth, as shown in 'after my maga mother drove me out of my home,' reflect the feeling aspect. Her creativity and ability to find humor in chaos, like '4 weeks no alcohol... 1 day with alcohol: clean the entire apartment spotlessly but everything else falls apart,' showcase her strong intuitive and perceiving traits.

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Chaotic and divine 🍓 | Philosophy Tumblr veteran turned mac & cheese connoisseur | Queer, Midwest misandrist, and meme machine | Employed, problematic, and thriving | DM for slop or existential debates.– @rystbelt

Your signature cocktail
The 'Mac & Chaos Martini' captures Alex's chaotic yet comforting essence. Vodka and Red Bull reflect her tweet 'gaining weight sure is hard' and her chaotic energy. The cayenne adds a spicy, unpredictable kick, much like her humor in 'when i am president, i will post davekat yaoi on day 1.' The macaroni garnish is a nod to her love for mac and cheese, making this drink as unique as she is.

Your Hogwarts House
Alex's cunning, ambition, and sharp humor align with Slytherin traits. Her tweet 'nobody wants the pretty 5'6 employed problematic alcoholic gf anymore' reflects a self-aware ambition to stand out, even if ironically. Her resilience, as shown in 'after my maga mother drove me out of my home,' is a hallmark of Slytherin determination. While she has Ravenclaw-esque intellectual curiosity, her chaotic and occasionally cynical edge tips the scales toward Slytherin.

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This LGBTQ+ anthem suits Alex's identity and advocacy, as seen in 'after my maga mother drove me out of my home.' The song's themes of self-acceptance and resilience align with her journey. Her chaotic and unapologetic tweets, like 'nobody wants the pretty 5'6 employed problematic alcoholic gf anymore,' also reflect the song's empowering message.

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