Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Linguistic Proficiency: Claims to know a total of 9 languages and demonstrates ability in Chinese, Korean, and English.
- Financial Generosity: Gave a “FIFTY DOLLAR TIP OVER A FIFTEEN DOLLAR PACKAGE” and bought phones for family at 15.
- High Resilience: Maintains humor despite being “hit by a truck” and suffering a spinal fluid leak.
- Humorous Personality: Uses witty sarcasm, such as claiming to be “practicing for my funeral” when asked if they are sleeping.
- Self-Awareness: Acknowledges their own “questionable cooking habits” and “crashing out over the smallest things”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Communication: Frequently uses all-caps shouting and admits to once wanting to “bash someone’s head in”.
- Impulsive Behavior: Recalls nearly dying after drinking “500mg of caffeine” which caused a dangerous heart rate.
- Emotional Volatility: Describes “losing my shit” and “crashing out” over minor inconveniences like late packages.
- Vindictive Tendencies: Expressed a desire to “hire an etsy witch” for a person they dislike.
- Low Stress Tolerance: States they “should just kill myself” upon learning about competitive university admission quotas.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Like Bart, ryuuder is a rebellious, high-energy prankster who frequently finds themselves in chaotic situations, such as when they “almost bashed someone’s head in when i was in 8th grade”. They share Bart's explosive temper and tendency to 'crash out,' seen in their ALL-CAPS rants about customer service where they yell, “YOUR FATHER OWN THIS COMPANY IS IT YOUR PAPA OWN THIS COMPANY”. Despite the bravado and 'femboymaxxing' aesthetic, they have a surprisingly soft side for their interests, much like Bart’s occasional vulnerability, though they quickly return to a defensive sarcasm, asking if they “should feel offended or honored because lesbians are Really cool”. Ultimately, ryuuder embodies the Simpsons troublemaker spirit through a modern, digital lens of fandom and teenage angst.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
ryuuder exhibits Extroversion through high-energy, unfiltered social engagement and a constant need for external interaction, seen in their frantic reaction to a shipping dispute: “I GAVE YOU. A FIFTY DOLLAR TIP. OVER A FIFTEEN DOLLAR PACKAGE. AND YOU JUSTHAVE TO ACT LIKE THIS”. They align with Intuition by focusing on fandom patterns and abstract connections, such as noticing their preference for “wasians that have their name starting with an M” and predicting group comebacks. Their Feeling trait is dominant, as they prioritize emotional authenticity and express extreme sensitivity to rudeness, stating, “if you piss me off i will Cry”. Finally, they demonstrate Perceiving through a spontaneous and chaotic lifestyle, openly admitting to “questionable cooking habits” and a disorganized schedule where they “just woke up” in the middle of the afternoon.
Some pickup lines for you
- I heard you’re replacing AI and only need 1L of water a day, but I’d gladly provide the premium hydration if it means I get to ask you out.
- Forget the 500mg of caffeine—you’re the only thing that’s making my heart rate push 250bpm right now.
- Are you a fan of traditional Chinese script? Because even though I've spent years looking, you're the only character I really want to master.
- I promise I’m not as rude as that delivery guy—I’d never forget to say thank you if I was lucky enough to be your 'special person' in a fanfic.
- You don't need to hire an Etsy witch to put a hex on anyone; your pretty privilege already has me completely under your spell.
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Multilingual academic survivor and tea enthusiast. Once tipped $50 on a $15 package just to be polite. Supporting global pop and keeping it professional.– @ryuuder
Your signature cocktail
The Spicy Spinal Fluid Shibal
This cocktail is a chaotic, experimental mix reflecting a life of “leaking spinal fluid” and surviving being “hit by a truck” multiple times. It starts with a sweet k-pop flair but quickly turns aggressive—ideal for someone who admits “if you piss me off i will Cry”. The high caffeine content pays homage to the time their “heart rate was easily pushing 250bpm”, while the spicy finish is for the “masc lesbian” accusations and overall “femboymaxxing” aesthetic. Served ice cold because it's “30°C outside” and the ceiling fan is broken.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
ryuuder demonstrates the classic Gryffindor combination of fierce protectiveness and a fiery, impulsive temperament. They are quick to confront perceived injustice, as seen in their aggressive defense of a stranger: “GO CHANNEL THAT ENERGY OUT TO SOMEONE ELSE... CAN YOU STOP BEINHB RUDE TO A POLITE PERSON”. Their boldness often crosses into bluntness, admitting to a history of physical confrontation such as “the one time i actually almost bashed someone’s head in when i was in 8th grade”. Furthermore, they possess the Gryffindor disregard for self-preservation in favor of intense experiences, casually tweeting “😂😂😂😂I’m leaking spinal fluid😂😂😂😂AGAIN” and recalling a time they “almost died” from excessive caffeine. Ultimately, their loud, unfiltered reactions and willingness to "crash out" for their beliefs align perfectly with the House of the Lion.
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Your song
Pink Venom - BLACKPINK
The user ryuuder embodies a high-energy, 'pretty savage' persona that balances intense fandom interests with a sharp, confrontational edge. They frequently 'crash out' over minor inconveniences or perceived slights, such as when they ranted, “OH ARE YOU ON YOUR PERIOD I DONT THINK SO HOE BECAUSE YORUE A FUCKING MAN BEING RUDE AS HELL”. Despite this aggression, they are deeply immersed in aesthetic K-pop culture, specifically following groups like Katseye and BLACKPINK, and even mention receiving free things due to “#prettyprivilege”. Their chaotic lifestyle—ranging from “getting hit by a truck” to bragging about “buying their families phones at 15 16 years old”—perfectly matches the song's themes of luxury, confidence, and a 'toxic' but captivating charm.
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