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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Tristan is an introspective and intellectually sensitive young person who feels deeply alienated from their surroundings, often expressing that “even company can’t cure me” and that they “don't have any motivation to do school work” despite their obvious intelligence. They share Lisa’s nihilistic streaks and struggle with social anxiety, noting that “my anxiety is gonna be the end of me” while attempting to find solace in creative hobbies like drawing and photography. Tristan mirrors Lisa’s frequent frustration with a world they find illogical, such as when they complain that “no matter what I tell them they don't care abt anything besides my grades” during therapy. Ultimately, both share a “sad girl” archetype, characterized by a mix of artistic passion and a profound, lonely search for meaning in a cold environment.

Your MBTI personality Type
Tristan exhibits strong Introversion (I), frequently posting about being “too scared to ask [friends] to hang out” and preferring the night because there are “barely any people outside”. Their Intuitive (N) nature is seen in their existential focus on the future and identity, lamenting that they “don't know what to do with my life” and feeling disconnected from their physical self. As a Feeling (F) type, they are deeply driven by intense emotions and personal values, expressing that they “hate everything” and struggling with internal feelings of guilt regarding their family. Finally, their Perceiving (P) preference shows through a lack of structure and struggle with routine, often feeling “lazy and useless” and making impulsive, spontaneous decisions like getting a “septum pierced” on a whim.

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Estonian artist and photographer. Often found walking in the fog or hunting for vintage digicams and xD cards. I once accidentally churned butter while tired.– @s0ggyc1g4r3tt3z

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This drink is served 'freezing' to match how the user is “fucking freezing my ass off” on their daily walks. The base of Chardonnay pays tribute to the time they “stole some of my mom's chardonnay”, while the Monster Energy reflects their love for the drink and their “so sleepy rn” energy levels. The konjac jelly adds a textural element inspired by their excitement for when their “konjac jellies and konjac noodles” arrive. Finally, the bitter rinse captures the mood of their bio, where they describe a “morbid sort” of loneliness that company cannot cure.

Your Hogwarts House
Tristan exhibits the Ravenclaw traits of creativity and introspection, frequently sharing artistic pursuits such as when they posted, “I did two coloring pages :D meow” or mentioned getting a “new sketchbook thingy :3”. Their analytical, often self-critical nature is evident in how they process their world through observation, noting they are “overthinking literally everything” and expressing a love for “listening to music” and reading. Even in distress, Tristan maintains a sharp, witty sense of humor and a unique perspective, such as questioning why a podcast would discuss “how in the apocalypse it will be hard to keep erections up”. This combination of creative expression and a constant, internal dialogue about their identity and experiences aligns them most closely with the house of the wise and eccentric.

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This song perfectly encapsulates Tristan’s deep-seated self-loathing and their feeling of being a social outcast. Their struggle with body image and desire for a 'perfect body' is evident when they say, “Everytime I look in the mirror I cant feel anything but disgust for how I look. Like my weight has gone down on the scale yet somehow I still look like a fucking pig”. Like the song’s narrator, they express a sense of worthlessness, tweeting, “I hate that I can't do anything right :( no matter what I do I fuck up in one way or another”. Their isolation and fear of socialization, noted in the tweet “my anxiety is gonna be the end of me”, mirrors the track's theme of not belonging. Ultimately, their bio about a “morbid sort” of loneliness confirms they feel like a 'creep' or a 'weirdo' in their own life.

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