Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative spirit: Tristan enjoys “Drawing” and shared excitement over completing “two coloring pages”.
- Artistic hobbyist: They show passion for vintage tech, evidenced by their joy in getting a “digicam” and an “olympus camera”.
- Honest communicator: They took the initiative to have a difficult conversation with their mother about “the whole rape thing” to seek clarity.
- Empathetic nature: They expressed genuine concern for a missing neighbor and “feel so bad for the cat” left in the corridor.
- Literary interest: Tristan shows engagement with education by reading “required reading” and maintaining a “new sketchbook”.
Weaknesses:
- Disordered eating: The user frequently posts about “binged and purged” cycles and the misuse of “laxatives”.
- Self-harming behavior: Tristan shares graphic updates about self-inflicted injuries, celebrating when they “hit styro” on their arm.
- Social anxiety: They admit to being “too scared to ask” friends to hang out and fear socializing will make them “explode”.
- Treatment non-compliance: Tristan expresses a desire to stop “going to therapy” because they feel the sessions are “pointless”.
- Severe hopelessness: Their tweets often contain suicidal ideation, including “New Year's resolutions” that involve trying not to end their life.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Tristan is an introspective and intellectually sensitive young person who feels deeply alienated from their surroundings, often expressing that “even company can’t cure me” and that they “don't have any motivation to do school work” despite their obvious intelligence. They share Lisa’s nihilistic streaks and struggle with social anxiety, noting that “my anxiety is gonna be the end of me” while attempting to find solace in creative hobbies like drawing and photography. Tristan mirrors Lisa’s frequent frustration with a world they find illogical, such as when they complain that “no matter what I tell them they don't care abt anything besides my grades” during therapy. Ultimately, both share a “sad girl” archetype, characterized by a mix of artistic passion and a profound, lonely search for meaning in a cold environment.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Tristan exhibits strong Introversion (I), frequently posting about being “too scared to ask [friends] to hang out” and preferring the night because there are “barely any people outside”. Their Intuitive (N) nature is seen in their existential focus on the future and identity, lamenting that they “don't know what to do with my life” and feeling disconnected from their physical self. As a Feeling (F) type, they are deeply driven by intense emotions and personal values, expressing that they “hate everything” and struggling with internal feelings of guilt regarding their family. Finally, their Perceiving (P) preference shows through a lack of structure and struggle with routine, often feeling “lazy and useless” and making impulsive, spontaneous decisions like getting a “septum pierced” on a whim.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a high-priced xD card? Because you’re exactly what’s missing for me to get the full picture, and you’re definitely worth the 100 euros.
- Forget those boring walks the therapists recommended—how about we go for a walk together and you can tell me all about why the air smells like pea soup?
- You said you like Will Wood and the Tapeworms? Well, I might not be a 'Frontman,' but I’d definitely love to be the main character in your next sketchbook.
- Is your name Tristan? Because even though you think you’re 'becoming dumber,' you’re the smartest thing on my timeline—plus, that septum piercing looks way too good for someone who almost passed out.
- I saw you were making butter by accident while whipping cream... I’m actually great in the kitchen, so how about you let me handle the whisking while you just focus on being the 'meow meow' of my heart?
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Your new Twitter bio
Estonian artist and photographer. Often found walking in the fog or hunting for vintage digicams and xD cards. I once accidentally churned butter while tired.– @s0ggyc1g4r3tt3z
Your signature cocktail
The Cold Styro-Cat
This drink is served 'freezing' to match how the user is “fucking freezing my ass off” on their daily walks. The base of Chardonnay pays tribute to the time they “stole some of my mom's chardonnay”, while the Monster Energy reflects their love for the drink and their “so sleepy rn” energy levels. The konjac jelly adds a textural element inspired by their excitement for when their “konjac jellies and konjac noodles” arrive. Finally, the bitter rinse captures the mood of their bio, where they describe a “morbid sort” of loneliness that company cannot cure.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Tristan exhibits the Ravenclaw traits of creativity and introspection, frequently sharing artistic pursuits such as when they posted, “I did two coloring pages :D meow” or mentioned getting a “new sketchbook thingy :3”. Their analytical, often self-critical nature is evident in how they process their world through observation, noting they are “overthinking literally everything” and expressing a love for “listening to music” and reading. Even in distress, Tristan maintains a sharp, witty sense of humor and a unique perspective, such as questioning why a podcast would discuss “how in the apocalypse it will be hard to keep erections up”. This combination of creative expression and a constant, internal dialogue about their identity and experiences aligns them most closely with the house of the wise and eccentric.
Your movie
Your song
Creep - Radiohead
This song perfectly encapsulates Tristan’s deep-seated self-loathing and their feeling of being a social outcast. Their struggle with body image and desire for a 'perfect body' is evident when they say, “Everytime I look in the mirror I cant feel anything but disgust for how I look. Like my weight has gone down on the scale yet somehow I still look like a fucking pig”. Like the song’s narrator, they express a sense of worthlessness, tweeting, “I hate that I can't do anything right :( no matter what I do I fuck up in one way or another”. Their isolation and fear of socialization, noted in the tweet “my anxiety is gonna be the end of me”, mirrors the track's theme of not belonging. Ultimately, their bio about a “morbid sort” of loneliness confirms they feel like a 'creep' or a 'weirdo' in their own life.
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