
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson, particularly her combination of intense emotional sensitivity, intellect, and feeling out of place. Lisa often struggles with depression, anxiety, and a sense of being overwhelmed, similar to this user’s posts about self-harm and suicidality, like “The only option really is suicide” and “I need to cut I need to hit beans”. Despite this darkness, they show thoughtfulness and care for others, for example offering support to mutuals in “Btw oomfs my dms are always open for any reason <33 I've had a few already dm for aftercare tips and I want you all to know you all can!!”. Like Lisa’s habit of intellectualizing her pain and using coping projects, this user references therapy instructions and creative substitutions in “Therapist told me to draw cuts instead of cutting so I got cutie Paul frank note book ans SMEMLY MARKERS!!!!”. Their sense of being a misfit at school and with family, for example hiding in the bathroom and begging for alternative school in “Hiding in school bathroom begging mama to just hear me out on alternative school #chud”, also mirrors Lisa’s frequent feeling that no one around her really understands her inner world.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I): their world revolves around inner emotions, self-harm, fear, and a small circle of close people rather than big social scenes, e.g. hiding alone at school and begging their mom about alternative school in “Hiding in school bathroom begging mama to just hear me out on alternative school #chud”, and crying on the bus in “I was crying on the public bus but it was lowk cinematic…”. They lean intuitive (N) because they often turn concrete experiences into surreal or metaphorical descriptions like “Whenever I blink it shocks me and when im walking its like im magic” and “I dont travel normally I teleport”, and they focus on meanings/feelings more than practical details. Their heavy emphasis on emotions, relationships, and hurt points to feeling (F), shown in tweets like “Nex gets really sad when oomfs sh nex dont gaf that we on shtwt” and intense shame and self-worth issues in “I’m so embarrassed I cried in front of two friends… I need to die”, where decisions and self-views are clearly emotion-based rather than logical. They appear perceiving (P) because they act impulsively instead of sticking to plans: repeatedly cutting despite aftercare and school obligations in tweets like “Do i go for a 7th sesh 2nite 🤔” and “JUST finished wrapping uo my bandages and i already wanna cut again.”, and going off meds on a whim in “Day 10(?) Off meds i feel amazing”. Together these patterns fit INFP: an intensely inward, imaginative, emotionally driven, and spontaneous personality struggling with identity, self-worth, and coping.

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15 • survives school days & cinematic bus rides • part-time joymaxxer, full-time cat protector • once cried in public & called it character development– @S0n1c_Y0uth

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The Unfiltered absinthe shot mirrors their chaotic, high-voltage energy and impulsive edge, like asking “1500mg of Zoloft 2nite??” and bragging that “Day 10(?) Off meds i feel amazing”. Blood orange juice stands in for their fixation on cutting and “beans,” vivid and alarming but almost aestheticized in tweets like “I need to cut I need to hit beans” and “Beans reopened at school. I have no bandages and I wont stop bleeding fml ffml”. Sour apple liqueur captures their sharp, teenage bite and love of apples and food anxiety, echoing “5 things Nex likes >_< 1. South Park 2. APPLES 3. Joymaxxing…” and the conflicted jokes like “Omaded steak, fries, a mini salad and tiny cheesecake #fatty”. Lavender syrup softens everything, representing the vulnerable kid crying on buses and scared of home, like “I was crying on the public bus but it was lowk cinematic…” and “My neighbors are fighting outside… I feel 6 again”. Finally, tonic water with edible glitter is the fizzy, manic joymaxxing layer that bubbles over the darkness, nodding to “Nex needs to go back to joymaxxing rn nex doesn't know what to do when nex isn't joymaxxing” and their claim that “NexAI is out ask me anything and I’ll chug some water and give you a wrong answer”, making the drink as messy, pretty, and intense as their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Nex shows strong Hufflepuff traits through their care and loyalty to others, even while struggling themselves. They reassure their mutuals by saying their DMs are always open and explicitly offering help and "aftercare tips" to others who self-harm: “Btw oomfs my dms are always open for any reason <33 I've had a few already dm for aftercare tips and I want you all to know you all can!!”. They also express distress when others self-harm, emphasizing emotional loyalty to their online community: “Nex gets really sad when oomfs sh nex dont gaf that we on shtwt”. Despite severe personal pain, they still celebrate and care about friends, like telling everyone to wish their friend a happy birthday: “Guys tell my beautiful wife happy 16th she's old asf now @na7h9nie1”. This pattern of showing up for others, offering comfort and practical support, and emotionally investing in their small community aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff’s core values of loyalty, kindness, and quiet, persistent care.

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A song that suits Nex is Cancer by My Chemical Romance, because it captures a mix of numbness, self-destruction, and a strange romanticism of pain that shows up all over their timeline. They describe their life in melodramatic, cinematic terms, like when they said “I was crying on the public bus but it was lowk cinematic exit music was playing and the sun was so pretty.” That blend of vulnerability and drama matches the song’s soft, confessional tone. Their fixation on self-harm and hospital visits, seen in tweets like “Purple 4 hospital bc I've had to go b4 but like. It wasn't that bad my mum overreacted seeing my beans” and “The only option really is suicide”, echoes the song’s themes of wanting to give up while still desperately wanting to be understood. Even their references to feeling physically frail — “It hurts so bad to sit my ass hurts, my spine hurts, my shoulder blades hurt” and their low BMI in the bio — parallel the song’s imagery of a body that feels sick and exhausted. At the same time, their love of emo/scene-adjacent culture and characters like Ponyboy Curtis fits with the dramatic, mid-2000s sadness that Cancer embodies.

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