Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Uses outrageous jokes and innuendo to entertain, like “nothing like a hr violation to start the morning, who wants a sniff?”.
- Fandom passion: Shows strong engagement with specific media/fan content, e.g. “> log in > goon to watermech > log out” and repeated ‘dispatch’ mentions.
- Creative expression: Regularly shares or boosts art and character content, like “// night art boost” and “// not dispatch but ethubs my beloveds”.
- Self‑aware boundaries: Sets age and content expectations clearly in bio (“MDNI pls im just tryna exist”) and labels some posts with “//” to separate OOC/admin comments.
- Curious intellect: Shows interest in learning and explaining details, like the etymology note in “i love etymology it comes from ‘libra pondo’…”.
Weaknesses:
- Oversexual posting: Frequent explicit or horny comments, such as “i need waterboy wet and ready” and “need him carnally”.
- Boundary‑pushing humor: Jokes framed as workplace or consent violations, like “nothing like a hr violation to start the morning, who wants a sniff?”.
- Self‑neglect signals: Posts about severe pain and exhaustion without clear self‑care, e.g. “my shoulder is out of place and i have to do physical labour again today pls kill me”.
- Health strain: Mentions hEDS flare‑ups and chronic issues like “having a bad hEDS flare up pls kill me”, suggesting ongoing physical limitations.
- Niche insularity: Timeline is heavily focused on specific in‑jokes and fandom references (“tl down bad”, ‘dispatch’, ‘watermech’), which can be hard for outsiders to access.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with their chaotic, horny, and irreverent sense of humor. Their bio (“harvard grad btw // admin is 21, MDNI pls im just tryna exist // fan rp”) and the running gag of being a Harvard grad mirrors Bart’s tendency to brag and posture ironically, as seen in “hey chat i went to harvard btw”. The shamelessly thirsty tone of posts like “i need waterboy wet and ready”, “need him carnally”, and “ouuughhh im gonna lick him” fits Bart’s boundary-pushing, rule-breaking energy. Their joking HR-inappropriate behavior in “nothing like a hr violation to start the morning, who wants a sniff?” is very Bart: mischievous, deliberately provocative, and not very concerned with decorum. Even when they share something nerdy or educational, like “// i love etymology it comes from ‘libra pondo’...”, it comes wrapped in the same shitpost-y persona that feels more Bart than any other Simpsons character.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as an Extrovert (E): their timeline is loud, playful, and openly thirsty, clearly performing for an audience rather than keeping things private, e.g. the very public horniness of “i need waterboy wet and ready” and “nothing like a hr violation to start the morning, who wants a sniff?”. Their humor and interests suggest Intuition (N) over Sensing: they riff on concepts and fandom scenarios more than concrete daily details, like the meta joke in “> log in > goon to watermech > log out” and the playful linguistic nerd-out in “it comes from ‘libra pondo’ latin for ‘pound by weight’...”. They lean Feeling (F): tweets are driven by desire, affection, and playfully intense emotional reactions rather than detached logic, such as “ouuughhh im gonna lick him”, “need him carnally”, and “i need to bite him”. Their lifestyle looks spontaneous and flexible, pointing to Perceiving (P): they mention being busy, sleep-deprived, and dealing with health flares and projects in a reactive, go-with-the-flow way rather than structured planning, as in “been up since 3 unable to sleep, my shoulder is out of place and i have to do physical labour again today pls kill me” and “been busy with reptile things and pc building but i should be back properly soon”. Altogether, the energetic public persona, conceptual jokes, emotionally charged thirsting, and spontaneous lifestyle best fit ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You went to Harvard and still log in just to goon to watermech… clearly you’re into excellence, so what are the odds I can major in ‘ur moms house’ and minor in ‘being your little addict~’?
- You said, ‘what else am I gonna ride?’ and as a concerned citizen I’d like to offer a comprehensive transportation package: free emotional support, bad puns, and unlimited HR violations on company time.
- The way you talk about needing him ‘carnally,’ ‘biting’ him, and ‘bullying’ him… as someone with intact health insurance and no sense of self‑preservation, I volunteer as tribute for your next character study.
- Your ‘libra pondo’ etymology tweet lives rent‑free in my head—since you like things properly weighted, how about we balance your 71/39 ratio and I follow you straight into being hopelessly down bad too?
- hEDS flares, 3 a.m. pain, reptile chaos, and still planning to ponify Dispatch characters—genuinely, if you need someone to remind you to hydrate, adjust your shoulder-friendly pillow, and hype every new art drop, I’d be stupidly happy to be that person.
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Harvard-educated gremlin with chronic hEDS, reptiles, and way too many OCs. Builds PCs, makes fanart, and logs in only to simp, then logs out.– @S0N4RB01
Your signature cocktail
The Harvard HR Violation
This chaotic concoction is strong and a little dangerous, like someone who cheerfully posts “nothing like a hr violation to start the morning, who wants a sniff?” before noon. Overproof spiced rum captures their thirsty, unhinged energy and the way they keep saying things like “need him carnally” and “i need waterboy wet and ready”. Lychee liqueur adds a deceptively sweet, refined note for the self-aware flex of “hey chat i went to harvard btw” and the nerdy joy of their etymology lesson in “it comes from ‘libra pondo’ latin for ‘pound by weight’...”. Blue curaçao makes it look like something you’d ‘goon’ at in “> log in > goon to watermech > log out”, while ginger beer kicks back against the pain and exhaustion behind “my shoulder is out of place and i have to do physical labour again today pls kill me” and “having a bad hEDS flare up pls kill me”. The chili-salt rim and edible glitter mirror how they oscillate between biting thirst like “i need to bite him” and sparkly fandom chaos like “tl down bad”, creating a drink that’s as extra, horny, and oddly scholarly as they are.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets show a clear mix of wit, niche interests, and love of learning that aligns best with Ravenclaw. They casually drop a mini etymology lesson—“// i love etymology it comes from ‘libra pondo’ latin for ‘pound by weight’ it was then shortened to libra, abbreviated to lb and pluralised!”—which signals genuine intellectual curiosity rather than just a meme. The self-aware, ironic brag “hey chat i went to harvard btw” and matching bio “harvard grad btw” combine academic identity with playful humor, a very Ravenclaw blend of brains and wit. Their creative side shows in posts about art and character concepts, like “// night art boost” and “you bet ur ass i’m gonna ponify dispatch characters when i’m back”, highlighting imaginative engagement with fandom. While there’s some Slytherin-adjacent boldness in their openly thirsty, carnally charged tweets like “need him carnally”, the most consistent through-line is cleverness, nerdy specificity, and creative fandom analysis—hallmarks of Ravenclaw rather than raw ambition or heroism.
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teenagers - My Chemical Romance
The chaotic, irreverent energy of teenagers fits them perfectly: they lean into dark humor and melodrama, like when they say “SO LONG AND GOODNIGHTTTT”, echoing classic emo theatrics. Their timeline mixes horny chaos with self-aware commentary, such as “nothing like a hr violation to start the morning, who wants a sniff?” and “i need waterboy wet and ready”, which matches the song’s rebellious, ‘I don’t care what you think’ attitude. They’re candid about pain and exhaustion too, like “it’s 8am ive been up since 3 unable to sleep, my shoulder is out of place and i have to do physical labour again today pls kill me”, mirroring the song’s frustration and weariness with the world. Even their dramatic flailing over fictional guys—“need him carnally” and “i need to bite him”—feels like the exaggerated, hyper-emotional teen chaos the song embodies. Overall, teenagers captures their mix of horny gremlin behavior, dark humor, and exhausted rebellion against everything around them.
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