Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate critic: Enthusiastically analyzes media, from Frankenstein to football, e.g. “saying frankenstein (2025) 'didnt understand the book'...” and “good football is not always amazing wins...”.
- Creative artist: Regularly draws and writes, like IWTV fanart and gothic fiction, e.g. “my first armandstat hi #IWTVfanart” and “no one knows i've been writing a gothic horror romance...”.
- Thoughtful empathetic: Shows emotional insight into characters and people, e.g. “what i love most about him is how irredeemable he is while having a beautiful end...” and “love you dearly, dr refaat!... i hope you see a free palestine soon”.
- Curious learner: Actively explores languages and cultures, e.g. “started learning farsi as a hobby because why not” and lamenting not learning Slavic or Polish in “no one knows how sad i get every time i realise i wont be able to learn any slavic language”.
- Boundary-setting: Clearly curates timeline and blocks what bothers them, e.g. “removing ppl i dont interact with anymore again byebye” and “any supergirl hater is getting blocked. NOT ON MY WATCH”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses extreme or violent phrasing, e.g. “this art just made me want to kill someone what the fuck man” and “i need to kill fucking raymond”.
- Self-destructive talk: Uses suicidal or self-harming expressions when frustrated, e.g. “lost 2 drawings... and now i kinda wanna end it all” and “killing myself postponed”.
- Online reactivity: Quick to block or react strongly to disagreements, e.g. “just blocked another person who called lestat and armand rapists...” and the instant block stance in “any supergirl hater is getting blocked”.
- Canon rigidity: Despite saying they hate canon, they argue strongly over interpretations, e.g. “there's nothing i hate more than 'comic canon'. im considering canon whatever tf i want” yet fiercely defends show-only IWTV views in “the lion doesnt concern itself”.
- Emotional volatility: Mood swings sharply around media and art setbacks, e.g. devastated over lost drawings in “lost 2 drawings... now i kinda wanna end it all” and digital pen dying in “MY DIGITAL PEN DIED AND I WAS ABOUT TO START LESDAUGHTER ART”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: passionate, intellectually curious, and deeply earnest about the media and ideas they love. Like Lisa, they dive intensely into art and analysis, whether it’s film (“i can write an essay about every little detail. oh my fucking god”) or football (“good football is not always amazing wins and im tired of people acting like it is”). Their interest in learning languages (“started learning farsi as a hobby because why not”) and frustration at not being able to learn Slavic ones (“no one knows how sad i get every time i realise i wont be able to learn any slavic language”) fits Lisa’s nerdy, studious side. They also show a strong moral/political streak, like Lisa’s activism (“we should all boycott netflix harder (never even had netfilx)” and “i hope you see a free palestine soon”). At the same time, their intense fandoms (IWTV, comics, football) and emotional reactions—both joyful and dramatic (“lost 2 drawings i was in the middle of ... and now i kinda wanna end it all”)—mirror Lisa’s combination of overachiever brain and big feelings.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted: their joys are solitary or small‑group pursuits like drawing, reading Frankenstein, watching films, learning languages, and writing a gothic romance (“no one knows i've been writing a gothic horror romance about a comphet lesbian in victorian england who falls in love with the lady spirit of the forest”), and they explicitly protect their space by pruning followers (“removing ppl i dont interact with anymore again byebye”). They are strongly intuitive: they gravitate to themes, symbolism, and interpretation over surface details, like unpacking emotional nuances of film scenes (“ela passa uma felicidade se um momento em família ao mesmo de que a melancolia e o medo se aproximam lentamente”) and connecting Frankenstein’s creature to other characters (“thinking about when i was reading the frankenstein bit where adam talks to victor about his story and went running to best friend's dms to make devil's minion parallels”). Their tone is clearly feeling‑dominated: they center empathy, irredeemability, and moral nuance (“he's just extremely mentally ill and sometimes you cant justify things w mental illness, which is why he's irredeemable”) and get protective about representation and queer readings in media (“sendo que na maioria das vezes a serie indica que eles estão se apaixonando… mas esses hétero só negam pq esquecem q pessoas não hétero existem”). They also react emotionally and idealistically to fiction and real people—e.g., intense affection for Musiala and child actors, or heartfelt messages about Palestine (“love you dearly, dr refaat! you've taught me so much… i hope you see a free palestine soon”). Finally, they look perceiving rather than rigidly structured: they embrace spontaneous creative projects (“out of musiala cocaine, it's time for bone temple crack”), start and postpone things whimsically (“killing myself postponed”), and juggle multiple evolving interests (football, languages, comics, gothic horror) without a strong emphasis on planning or closure, which fits an INFP’s flexible, inspiration‑driven lifestyle.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, since you’re already writing a gothic horror romance about a comphet Victorian lesbian and a forest spirit, how do I audition to be the tragic love interest you dedicate the next chapter to? Asking as a very emotionally available ghost-in-training.
- You said ‘good football is not always amazing wins’—lucky for me, I’m terrible at flirting but great at build‑up and emotional arcs. Think of me as Sunderland vs City energy: unexpectedly peak, even if the scoreline’s a mess.
- You postponed killing yourself after that one tweet—let me formally apply to be another reason on your ‘postponed’ list. I can offer: IWTV analysis, Frankenstein discourse, and live reactions to every new Musiala moment.
- You learning Farsi ‘just because’, mourning not being able to learn Slavic languages, and tweeting in German and Portuguese… if we go on a date, is it okay if I fall for you in all four languages at once, or is that breaking canon? (Not that you believe in canon anyway.)
- You: watching Frankenstein (2025), crying over Adam and ranting about people saying the film ‘didn’t understand the book.’ Me: fully prepared to sit through a double feature plus your entire essay, just so the next time you say ‘in this essay I will,’ it ends with ‘…fall in love with me, actually.’
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21 • she/they • PT/BR. Film, comics & football nerd who once watched a plane–crash movie the night before a 9‑hour flight. Art, edits & occasional theology.– @s33k4nddestroy
Your signature cocktail
The Bone Temple High Press
This cocktail starts with aged cachaça infused with coffee beans for their Brazilian roots and late-night art/film brain, inspired by their bio love for “film, books, music, comics, football and catholic themes” and tweets like “started learning farsi as a hobby because why not”, which screams caffeinated curiosity. Pomegranate liqueur brings a lush, gothic sweetness for their romantic, tragic faves like Louis and Armand, echoing “my first armandstat hi #IWTVfanart” and “no one knows i've been writing a gothic horror romance about a comphet lesbian in victorian england who falls in love with the lady spirit of the forest”. The smoked paprika + salt rim adds holy-but-hellish spice for the catholic macabre of “fun fact this is actually just an ornament to store a relic from a saint” and their obsession with bone temples and catacombs, as in “paris catacombs #trust” and “seeing iron maiden in july and now all i'll be thinking about is bone temple”. A dash of bitters captures their dramatic, dark humor and frustrations—whether it’s losing art in “lost 2 drawings i was in the middle of ... and now i kinda wanna end it all” or blocking people over IWTV discourse in “just blocked another person who called lestat and armand rapists”. Finally, sparkling tonic water makes it fizzy and high-energy, like yelling about football in “musiala cocaine hit so hard i love football again” and nervously high-fiving on a date in “we ended up HIGH FIVING and giggling”, keeping the whole thing light on its feet despite the heavy themes.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
They show strong Ravenclaw traits of curiosity, analytical thinking, and a deep love of learning and art. They’re literally studying languages for fun, as seen in “started learning farsi as a hobby because why not” and their frustration at not being able to learn Slavic languages in “no one knows how sad i get every time i realise i wont be able to learn any slavic language”. Their film and literature takes are detailed and essay-like: they say they could “write an essay about every little detail” of Dark in “rewatching dark. on episode 3. i can write an essay about every little detail. oh my fucking god”, and carefully defend Frankenstein (2025) by citing the book’s text in “saying frankenstein (2025) 'didnt understand the book' when one of the last things the creature says IN THE BOOK is 'my heart was fashioned to be susceptible of love and sympathy, (...) it did not endure the violence of the change without torture such as you cannot even imagine'+”. They also constantly turn media into critical analysis, e.g. praising nuanced child acting in “child/younger actors are always praised for roles where they yell and crash out but alfie williams needs all the praise for the scared emotions, voice control and facial expressions. in this essay i will”, and defending complex superhero writing in “some people need to realise that superheroes, when well written, can be as complex and hard to play as any character”. Their creativity is obvious in their art and writing projects, from gothic-romance fiction in “no one knows i've been writing a gothic horror romance about a comphet lesbian in victorian england who falls in love with the lady spirit of the forest” to experimenting with medieval styles in “what if i drew iwtv fanart in the medieval art style i've been developing”. While they show loyalty and passion (Hufflepuff/Gryffindor-adjacent), the dominant throughline is intellectual curiosity and creative analysis, which fits Ravenclaw best.
Your movie
Your song
Going Under - Evanescence
A song that suits them well is Going Under by Evanescence, with its mix of gothic drama, emotional intensity, and a stubborn will to keep going. They constantly balance darkness and humor, like when they say "lost 2 drawings i was in the middle of (lesdaughter and loustat cuddling in coffin) and now i kinda wanna end it all" or "killing myself postponed", which mirrors the song’s push-pull between despair and resilience. Their love of gothic horror and tragic figures, from "finally finished reading frankenstein" to intense attachment to Interview with the Vampire ships like "my first armandstat hi #IWTVfanart", fits the melodramatic, haunted aesthetic of the track. The song’s theme of trying not to drown in overwhelming emotions also resonates with their emotionally charged media takes, such as "what i love most about him is how irredeemable he is while having a beautiful end to which you can empathize. he's just extremely mentally ill". Overall, Going Under captures their combination of gothic vibes, emotional depth, and slightly chaotic, self-aware darkness.
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